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    It's interesting that a major U.S. network, NBC, is carrying Premier League "football". I'm sure Von is excitedly watching the action as we speak. Swansea City vs. Cardiff City is the featured match today. Another one was on USA (cable) Network this morning...

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    Not now! I'm trying to figure out which female figure skater has the best ass.

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    I am at dinner in Rochester, NY and they have this foot fairy garbage on the tv?!!

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    Great game , man up ya girl .
    I am at dinner ....lol
    Lord snooty Von handbag's dining experience spoilt by sport
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Great game , man up ya girl .
    I am at dinner ....lol
    Lord snooty Von handbag's dining experience spoilt by sport
    That's not a "sport"!

    6 goals in one game? That's gotta be a record!

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    yeah its unusual , its normally boring as fuck

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    Great goal



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    Where have you been hiding Jero, I was in the Dam the weekend before last?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    Not now! I'm trying to figure out which female figure skater has the best ass.
    All of them! Over the age of 18 of course!

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    Sesh, did you like it?

    I can't go there.......ajax

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    Quote Originally Posted by jero View Post
    Sesh, did you like it?

    I can't go there.......ajax
    It was great - my first time there.

    A lot less sleezy than I expected and given it's #1 (we're #2) for murders in Western Europe, we felt safe wandering about late at night.

    I like how the centre is so compact unlike many other cities, reminded me a little of Edinburgh.

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    It's way different then 15 years ago. The centre is safe. But don't go walking in "de Bijlmer" or "west" at night,you might find out why Amsterdam is #1

    Saw the Red Light district?

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    I've been to the dam 3 maybe 4 times though not for about 7 years . I heard they had reAly cracked down on the smoking cafés and the red light district .
    People had said it had really become quite tame compared to 10-15 years ago .

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    All of them! Over the age of 18 of course!
    Well, duh! My No. 1 ass in figure skating just turned 18 in December of 2013:


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    Cool

    No. 2 is Nathalie Péchalat of France, on the left:


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    Did u really have to point out which one

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    I would put Ashley Wagner on this list, but I have yet to properly check out her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Did u really have to point out which one
    The one on the right is his 3rd favorite!

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    From Dumb and Dumber:

    [man and woman (couple) walk by]

    Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...

    Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

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    The Official European Football Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    I've been to the dam 3 maybe 4 times though not for about 7 years . I heard they had reAly cracked down on the smoking cafés and the red light district .
    People had said it had really become quite tame compared to 10-15 years ago .
    There were quite a few smoking cafés and pretty girls behind screens you could buy.
    The SM has developed bad asthma these days and I worry about dope being a gateway drug back to tobacco. I fear a return to tobacco addiction more than coke or heroin.

    We dabbled in space cakes and so on but when you are drinking too it's difficult to judge the effects.

    My top tip is don't panic if you hear a crash behind you, it happens all the time as stoned people let their bikes fall over. On that point wow - a city transport system that actually works, incredibly unusual.

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    Mmmmmm city transport .... Canals , strong larger and refreshing chocolate cake do not go together .

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    I have a very funny dam story ... Well quite a few but a reAly good one that doesn't translate very well via the written word .

    Actually I may have told it , it involves wank booths and snakebite laced with magic mushrooms

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    I have to admit a little bit of me did wonder at just how much fun I could have had in that place when I was young, free, single and dumb...

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    And the answer would be lots

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    Would you guys stop writing Sammy Hagar lyrics?!

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    Ooh, this planet's on fire
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    Speaking of Arses. It looks like Man U is getting closer to having a year without silverware. Hopefully a year without a UEFA slot will be even better, and maybe if we're lucky...RELEGATION!

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    Ouch! Spurs just laid a smackdown on Newcastle. 4-0!

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    We were terrible , it's driving me to drink

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    Cheer up! The female figure skating competition will start in a few days, and hopefully a wardrobe malfunction will occur. Hopefully not with the Russian skater, that would be fucking weird. But the Canadian one with the nice bum who wears the short-skirt, HELL YEAH!

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    Fulham is the first club to be without silverware. As the trophy nazi would say: NO TROPHY FOR YOU!

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    Tasty group in the euros for your lot sesh

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    Oops .

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    Match day FEYENOORD - Ajax.....big stress

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    Och kom...
    Last edited by Seshmeister; 03-02-2014 at 04:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Och kom...
    1-2
    Feyenoord played the weakest game ever.
    No championship and headed for the play off's for the EL

    I feel like a Hertha fan

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    Sorry if I haven't updated lately...no wait I'm not sorry. So fuck off! LOL

    Anyway, here are the victims who fell victim to the Silverware Nazi:

    Newcastle United
    Southampton
    Stoke City
    West Ham United
    Aston Villa
    Norwich City
    Swansea City
    West Bromwich Albion
    Crystal Palace
    Sunderland
    Cardiff City
    Fulham

    NO TROPHY FOR YOU!

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    No UEFA tournament for these wankers as well:

    West Ham United
    Norwich City
    Swansea City
    West Bromwich Albion
    Crystal Palace
    Sunderland
    Cardiff City
    Fulham

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    Thought Newcastle won the WWF manager of the year award for manager who can't control his temper .

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