The Official European Football Thread

[vandeleur]

I hate itv .

[vandeleur]

Croatia vote for Scottish independence

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[ToraToraTora]

Yeah we swapped those banners for 6 meaningless points in the world cup qualifiers.

[Kristy]

Yeah cos validation from America is what most of the planet really needs

The boredom in "soccer" validates itself.

[Kristy]

And if none of you can come up with an anti Scotland zinger from that setup then I have no respect for you.

He sucks.


Will that do?

[vandeleur]

The boredom in "soccer" validates itself.

It's football Hun , it's played with your feet . Unlike football that you play with your hands .
Yeah I know ,the whole world thinks the same . It says it all

Sorry am being mean . You'r special

[Kristy]

It's soccer - played by morons.

[vandeleur]

It's football , but I take your point

[Seshmeister]

I hate itv .

.....

[Kristy]

It's football , but I take your point

It's SOCCER!


ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

[Seshmeister]

Football came long before American Football which is just a rugby spin off.

[vandeleur]

Yes , to the 1% of the world that doesn't play it .
To the rest of the world .... I'll say that slowly in case you have no concept of the world beyond your sheltered borders.
It's football , foot .... Ball . Ok .
Call in tomorrow we are doing geography then history .

Kiss kiss

[Kristy]

I'll say that slowly in case you have no concept of the world beyond your sheltered borders.

I know. That is so sad.

[Von Halen]

Just remember, if we really cared about the foot fairy "sport", we'd own it.

The World Cup would reside right here in America, along side Lord Stanley's Cup, if we ever decided to really get interested in that borefest of a game.

[vandeleur]

You named just two sports , could you not be arsed to really prove ya point

I was gonna throw stuff back but you win your reply is funnier than what I had

[Seshmeister]

The World Cup of Everything Else.

Brilliant website!

http://graphics.wsj.com/documents/WO...0Murder%20Rate

[jero]

Look at "most muslims"! Fucking third after Iran and Nigeria. Finaly a trophy!

[Seshmeister]

I noticed that, surprising...

[vandeleur]

Disappointed by England's performance at drinking , we need to have better youth academy system
Bringing them through .

[vandeleur]

The first of many jokes about marking the pitch


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[Jérôme Frenchise]

[vandeleur]

I have no idea who she is or her connection with footy . But well played

[BITEYOASS]

Is that a real woman, or one of those expensive Japanese sex dolls that Cato owns?

[lesfunk]

I alway thought it was stupid that we in the states call football "soccer". I always thought American football should have a different name... like "Pluggy"

[vandeleur]

She looks real. I've looked close

[BITEYOASS]

Oh wait! Is Ronaldo fuckin' her? LOL Nah, she's probably his beard. All in order to prove how not gay he is.

[vandeleur]

I don't believe Ronaldo is gay. I think he just helps out when their busy.
A backlog , if you will

[jero]

5 fucking 1

[jero]

5 fucking 1

[vandeleur]

Bet when it was 1nil you were a bit nervy

[jero]

after the 1-1 I knew we had it in the bag

[jero]

.............

[vandeleur]

Watched the highlights again , first half Spain wernt to bad , second tho you murdered them

[DavidLeeNatra]

heard you missed me? Well I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

hey, dutch fag...enjoy your fifteen minutes...we all know where the gaytherlands end after playing a brillant first round!

oh...and for the football-soccer discussion...there is a sign on the door to that thread:

[DavidLeeNatra]

suck it up!

[jero]

Natra you're such a fag

[jero]

Revenge!

[FORD]

[Jérôme Frenchise]

4 years ago we played like shit but made it to the final. I realy felt like a German.
The only thing different...... they win em

Well now how Dutch do you feel, Jero?...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I have no idea who she is or her connection with footy . But well played

Is that a real woman, or one of those expensive Japanese sex dolls that Cato owns?

She looks real. I've looked close

Not close enough:



The connection with footy was in the pun (BRA ZIL) - lame puns get even lamer when you have to explain them.