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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It was like watching a pub team in the public park on a Sunday morning.

    Women are so fucking rubbish at football it's almost surprising.


    I will be a dedicated observer when they all wear skirts. Pub teams or not.

    Ha! Ha!... Pub teams!
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
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    women's football is ok...as long as the chicks are hot and play naked...
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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    women's football is ok...as long as the chicks are hot and play naked...
    Then you should call it wrestling orgy!

    Why don't Germans set to rugby? I've never understood why. It would be so much more interesting to have Germany instead of Italy in the Tournament. I'm sure there could be a great team someday, but why the fuck isn't there one already?
    There must be a league, though...

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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    Then you should call it wrestling orgy!

    Why don't Germans set to rugby? I've never understood why. It would be so much more interesting to have Germany instead of Italy in the Tournament. I'm sure there could be a great team someday, but why the fuck isn't there one already?
    There must be a league, though...
    there is! I happen to know a player...but there is not much interest in rugby here...

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    there is! I happen to know a player...but there is not much interest in rugby here...
    The day when you realize about how rugby can be an awesome sport... I bet old rugby nations will have to worry as far as their hegemony.
    In these conditions, the player you know must be very motivated.

    In fact I'm not really into football, except for international matches. Then I'm so detached as far as nations that I really don't give a damn as far as who wins, as long as the winners are those who played the best and fairest game, which isn't always the case in football (well, not in rugby either, actually).
    As far as I know, though, there have never been rigged international rugby matches.
    A few things piss me in football: all those players faking serious injuries to influence referees, all the monkey dancing when a goal is scored, bad spirit that supporters and some players will often show, and, mostly, the fact most footballers and fans seem to be unable to recognize the opponents's value and often behave like assholes or pussies when the match is lost...

    Rugby fans will mingle in the bleachers whatever local, regional or national team they support, they will applaud at the opponents's good actions and will all (players included) wind up in pubs after matches and party together like mad. Within the 80 minutes of the match, despite actions might be very tough, as they violently collide and tread or each others, fights hardly ever occur. Losers will look disappointed but will never miss to congratulate the winners. And they'll all celebrate, often in the same place, even.

    Football players are more like their wives... whom we lay while they're playing in their stadiums!

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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    A few things piss me in football: all those players faking serious injuries to influence referees, all the monkey dancing when a goal is scored, bad spirit that supporters and some players will often show, and, mostly, the fact most footballers and fans seem to be unable to recognize the opponents's value and often behave like assholes or pussies when the match is lost...

    Football players are more like their wives... whom we lay while they're playing in their stadiums!
    amen and LOL!!!

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    amen and LOL!!!
    Cheers! But that said, I'll be nearly as excited as you'll be next Juni - I mean June.

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    What are you zinking apout?

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    Originally posted by jero
    Ze Germans

    http://www.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/?i...check=aa1d12db
    hey, dude...how is the helmet business going?

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    This week or maybe next week on your head! let me know once recieved.

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    Just be careful that you never sit on it...




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    Originally posted by jero
    This week or maybe next week on your head! let me know once recieved.
    fucking A!!!

    and we can still win !!! 4:1 again an american B-team...there is hope...

    and LOL @ sesh...

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    One of my best pals whom I saw yesterday night, who has been an advised observer of Fussball since the 1970 World Cup and who sees "the same matches" as I do when we gather at our fave pub to watch some - other customers often have a distorted vision, up to thinking the Portuguese team desserved to beat England in the last Euro 1/4 finals - made a forecast für die Welt Kup...
    It's only a forecast, but well, just for fun, here it is:

    For the semis: Argentina, Brasil, the Netherlands und... France.

    Someone said: "You forgot Germany. Germany at home, not in the last four?". He replied: "Well, they might well make it to the semis, but considering what they've been showing lately, if they get through (I added "you never know with those lucky Teutonic devils: how many times did they reach finals like from some magic wand" ), they won't go any further".
    Well... for what it's worth. Forecasting...

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    Forecasting rules!!

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    He-he... As long as the Dutch are in the head wagon?

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    In every forecast we're in the semi's or even in the final. In real life, we will lose and the germans will win. So give me that time of joy!

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    I don't think France are going to do very well. People like Zidane are past it.

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    I don't think France are going to do very well. People like Zidane are past it.
    Don't think so, I do think that Italy is a favorite for the title.

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    Originally posted by jero
    In every forecast we're in the semi's or even in the final. In real life, we will lose and the germans will win. So give me that time of joy!
    don't worry...don't worry...not this year...

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    Originally posted by jero
    Don't think so, I do think that Italy is a favorite for the title.
    Really?

    I think they are pretty crap.

    Scotland were unlucky to only get a draw at home against them and only lost in Italy from a couple of great free kicks and we're not good.

    They were shit at the European Championships, what's changed?
    Last edited by Seshmeister; 03-27-2006 at 08:34 PM.

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    You'll never know with you Germans!

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    I see... I see...



    ... the last 4 as far as I can see... Mmm, it's getting a little clearer now...

    England!... :confused:
    ...
    Germany!... :eek: ... lemme have a look again... Yes, Germany!... :eek:
    ...
    The Netherlands!.. :confused:
    ...
    And... And... Brasil!

    Well, what's the fuck is the use in having a crystal ball?!

    I'm so glad, no French team in there, so I'll be able to kick those silly chauvinist fellow coutrymen in their asses even harder!

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    I happen to know a player...but there is not much interest in rugby here...


    This was shot this week in Melbourne...

    http://www.wanadoo.fr/bin/frame.cgi?...wanadoo.fr/fr/
    Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 04-01-2006 at 05:27 AM.

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    It was a heavy crash!!

    It's great to see Michael Shumacher doing the same as the National German footbal team, Loosing!

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    Originally posted by jero
    It's great to see Michael Shumacher doing the same as the National German footbal team, Loosing!
    They're obviously preparing the next World Cup - the rugby World Cup, that is...
    They could easily beat Italy at least!

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    The Renault team on the other hand is doing superb! But where are the French drivers? a Spanisch and a italian driving for the french pride?

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    Originally posted by jero
    The Renault team on the other hand is doing superb! But where are the French drivers? a Spanisch and a italian driving for the french pride?
    There's no froggie pilot on the horizon. There is one who won the F3000 championship last year (or the year before, ahem!) and who was supposed to hop on the final step, but places are damn "expensive"...

    I'm just back from the pub after a rehearsal, and I saw Lyon was defeated by AC Milan 2:1 or something... The guys in there looked disappointed.
    Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 04-04-2006 at 05:48 PM.

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    Yep, Milan (as allways) had a few lucky moments.

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    Proof that the German keeper is a fag!

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/82977/gay_soccer/

    DLN, weren't you the president of the Oliver Kahn fanclub?

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    Originally posted by jero
    Proof that the German keeper is a fag!
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/82977/gay_soccer/
    No doubt here...

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    fuck...this was the final nail in the coffin...kahn is out and that lehmann-fag is in...fuck fuck FUCK ! ! !

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    If you consider Lehmann is a fag, knowing what Köhmann was able to... Ahem!

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    I saw Lehman yesterday against ManU, he's pretty good!

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    Originally posted by jero
    I saw Lehman yesterday against ManU, he's pretty good!
    JERO IS THE FUCKING MAN ! ! !

    you no good motherfucking pot smoking never the world cup winning dutch bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

    the fucking helmets arrived and I can't thank you enough!!!

    we put them on stage the same night and it was such a big laugh in the show...conversation like this:

    "who do you think will win, this year"

    "if not brazil, maybe really...holland"

    "you think so"

    "they already behave like they made it...look what they bring to make fun of us (shows the helmet)"

    "and what if they really win?"

    "well...(looks at the helmet)...we give it a new painting and re-visit them"

    "naaaaaa...can't do that"

    "I think your're right...and if klinsmann does the organasation we won't make it over the rhein anyway..."

    again a BIG BIG thank you for a true army brother!!!

    natra

    p.s. lehmann sucks...he is good but no kahn....

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!
    Thumbs up BRO!!!!

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    Gotto love this shirt!

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    Check this out...

    Ronaldinho

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    ronaldinho is above the laws of physics...

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