I think the rankings should change to indicate who is the most passionate
My criteria:
1)Number of times you chastise the ref for a missed call - approaching ref with arms flailing and mouth agape will maximize points awarded. Bonus points awarded for holding head in hands and shaking head vigourously.
2) Number of times you pat a teammates ass. Bonus points awarded for doing same to opposition.
3) Number of times a player is carted off on a stretcher. Points are awarded on drama; ie: dropping to the ground 5-10 seconds after incident occured shows real passion and should be awarded with maximum points. Allowing your team to play short-handed so that you won't be fined by FIFA for diving demonstrates maximum passion points.
4) Number of minutes one allows team to play short-handed to receive unnecessary medical attention to avoid same fines is the hallmark of passionate play. Top ten position guaranteed.