The Official European Football Thread

[Romeo Delight]

I think the rankings should change to indicate who is the most passionate

My criteria:

1)Number of times you chastise the ref for a missed call - approaching ref with arms flailing and mouth agape will maximize points awarded. Bonus points awarded for holding head in hands and shaking head vigourously.

2) Number of times you pat a teammates ass. Bonus points awarded for doing same to opposition.

3) Number of times a player is carted off on a stretcher. Points are awarded on drama; ie: dropping to the ground 5-10 seconds after incident occured shows real passion and should be awarded with maximum points. Allowing your team to play short-handed so that you won't be fined by FIFA for diving demonstrates maximum passion points.

4) Number of minutes one allows team to play short-handed to receive unnecessary medical attention to avoid same fines is the hallmark of passionate play. Top ten position guaranteed.

[Seshmeister]

So you think Italy should be #1?

[Romeo Delight]

By my criteria ABSOLUTELY

[Seshmeister]

Are Japan playing this wonder striker tonight?

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[jero]

Originally posted by Wawazat
No, but you were fucked up on Heineken again

I guess you're right on that one!

[Seshmeister]

TOP SECRET FOOTAGE OF THE ITALIAN TRAINING CAMP



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[jero]

Originally posted by Wawazat
trust me

Trust you? You know nothing about voetbal!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Heineken... Yark! How can a man enjoy that piss, really?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

The Aussies are amazing! 2:2 against Croatia, unbelieveable.
They're about to get through the next round! Well done!

I'm going to have a couple of vegemites with a few Fosters.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

That's it! They've done it!

Hey, 10 framed kicks at the goal, this is very good, at that!

But what was that Simunic still doing on the ground in the end, whereas the ref' had fired him 3 minutes before??
What was he (the ref') on??

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by jero
Trust you? You know nothing about voetbal!

1. Wawazat 75
2. Badguy 55
3. DavidLeeNatra 48
4. Seshmeister 42
5. Jero 28

[Wawazat]

RONALDO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jano]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
That's it! They've done it!

Hey, 10 framed kicks at the goal, this is very good, at that!

But what was that Simunic still doing on the ground in the end, whereas the ref' had fired him 3 minutes before??
W hat was he (the ref') on??

Bonsoir Jerome c' etait un bon match!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Wawazat
1. Wawazat 75
2. Badguy 55
3. DavidLeeNatra 48
4. Seshmeister 42
5. Jero 28

I'd be winning if I remembered to do it more than half the time.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
That's it! They've done it!

Hey, 10 framed kicks at the goal, this is very good, at that!

But what was that Simunic still doing on the ground in the end, whereas the ref' had fired him 3 minutes before??
What was he (the ref') on??

He's English...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Jano
Bonsoir Jerome c' etait un bon match!

Heeeee, salut Jano!! Eh ben, ça fait une paye! Comment va?!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
He's English...

At football and rugby you can, but at humour you can't beat a Scotsman!

[jero]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
it's always some stupid chick who doesn't know shit about football who wins these cuntests...you make it in your office...some secretary wins...

1. Wawazat 75
2. Badguy 55
3. DavidLeeNatra 48
4. Seshmeister 42
5. Jero 28

Now I understand, Wawazat is that secretary!

[Wawazat]

If you cross me, now or ever, I shall do unto you what God did unto the Sodomites, understand?

[jero]

Originally posted by Wawazat
If you cross me, now or ever, I shall do unto you what God did unto the Sodomites, understand?

I understand! And now back to work you little slut secretary

[Wawazat]

Just checked the news:

1. Wawazat 79
5. Jero 28

There is no difference at all

jero placing a bet or just forgets

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Well, socceraholics...

Tonight's last matches in Group G...

What d'you think (not about the matches, which are boring to death, but the scores)?

Switzerland-South Korea >>> _ : _

Togo-France >>> _ : _

[jero]

france will survive! Close call but will survive. If you wanna know the exact scores please contact Wawazat the dirty secretary

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by jero
france will survive! Close call but will survive. If you wanna know the exact scores please contact Wawazat the dirty secretary

The "Blue"... should be played "You're no good" on repeat mode, day and night.

If you wanna know the exact scores please contact Wawazat the dirty secretary

Here's my take:

Switzerland 0:0 Korea

France 2:0 Togo

The third in the group (Korea, then, I think) qualified (probably one of the best records among the third). They all know it, the matches are already settled, I'm afraid.
Er... I can be wrong.

[jero]

Switserland - Korea 0-2
France - (and a glaced donut) Togo 3-1 (It's Zinadine's birthday today)

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by jero
(and a glaced donut) Togo

LOL

[Simon Ribeiro]

Originally posted by jero
Switserland - Korea 0-2
France - (and a glaced donut) Togo 3-1 (It's Zinadine's birthday today)

For what I heard, Zidane won't be playing today.

I'd go with:
France 2 x 1 Togo
Swiss 3 x 1 Korea

[Grant]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
But what was that Simunic still doing on the ground in the end, whereas the ref' had fired him 3 minutes before??
What was he (the ref') on??

That was bloody funny! I don't think the ref knew what was going on. lol.

Another great match which kept us on our toes and made us shit ourselves. We'll never use Kalic as our goalkeeper after that woeful performance. He's already the butt of jokes here now. Have no idea why Guus decided to use him when Schwarzer's been on fire so far.

Harry Kewell, you beauty!

Now let's bring on the Eye-talians. I'm fuckin' pumped!

[jero]

Congratz Jerome!
How was your gig?
Look at this! I feel sorry for South Korea

[Wawazat]

Korea deserves 2 be out

lousy performance allover

No time for losers.

Kick out next: Italy , Germany, Swiss, France, England, Mexiko and of course the dutch fags.

No need to mention what will happen to Ghana

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by jero
Congratz Jerome!
How was your gig?

Great! Cheers! We played twice, first from 8 to 10 pm as the opening act, and then, after smoking the other band, from midnight to 1 am.
There was a crowd from beginning to end, the sound was pretty good, my voice was OK...
Some pictures were shot, I'll probably get a few.
A photographer from the local paper came to shoot pics of us, but there were none of any bands in the paper the morning after.
Anyway, I won't fail to post a couple of pics as soon as I get some... if they're presentable!

Look at this! I feel sorry for South Korea

I feel sorry for the Korean players... if these were the prettiest groupies they had!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Grant
Now let's bring on the Eye-talians. I'm fuckin' pumped!

Go Australia! That sport needs renewal. The Aussie team brought some welcome refreshment. A very promising 1st round.
Beating Italy would nail it all. The Squadra Azzura are in for a hiding!

[jero]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Great! Cheers! We played twice, first from 8 to 10 pm as the opening act, and then, after smoking the other band, from midnight to 1 am.
There was a crowd from beginning to end, the sound was pretty good, my voice was OK...
Some pictures were shot, I'll probably get a few.
A photographer from the local paper came to shoot pics of us, but there were none of any bands in the paper the morning after.
Anyway, I won't fail to post a couple of pics as soon as I get some... if they're presentable!

Sounds cool man!




I feel sorry for the Korean players... if these were the prettiest groupies they had!

This one is the best I could find

[jero]

GO SWEDEN GO
GO SWEDEN GO

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by jero
This one is the best I could find

She sure makes up for all the others.

[jero]

Did you see that smile on the ref's face when he gave a red card to Sweden? And then the "thank you's" from the Gaymany's! Like: Your new Mercedes is on his way bro!

I didn't know Gaymany en Branuzil had a connection!!

[jero]

But as a fan of the game I have to say: Gaymany played a solid game and deserve.....nahhh I can't say that!
FUCK Germany!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Let's be fair play and say: well done, die Manschaft!

I saw Sweden-England the other day, and the Swede didn't desserve the final score at all IMO.

Well, now the Germans will be very, very hard to stop, Argentina or not.

[jero]

I can't Jerome, I can't!
I know you're right but I just can't say it!
The only thing that comes to my mind is: FUCK EM!
I know I sound pathetic, which I'm sorry for, but that's football

Ok, I'll try, DLN, Gongr....r.r.r...r..

No, sorry. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

DLN is very certainly partying like a madman!