The Official European Football Thread

**jero** · 07-06-2006, 04:38 AM

lol

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-06-2006, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Dan
Soccer Joke.

why is Italy shaped like a boot?cos you can't get much shit into a shoe.

**kentuckyklira** · 07-06-2006, 12:42 PM

I´ve already switched from prosecco to blanc de blancs!

**jero** · 07-06-2006, 02:33 PM

I'm having a pizza right now! Tastes delicious, delivered by a German! Tastes double good!

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-06-2006, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by jero
I'm having a pizza right now! Tastes delicious, delivered by a German! Tastes double good!

Now this is hilarious!

BTW, the Spaghetti will be eaten up by the Cockerels with some special frog sauce next Sunday!

**Wawazat** · 07-07-2006, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise

BTW, the Spaghetti will be eaten up by the Cockerels with some special frog sauce next Sunday!

Frog Sauce :eek:

Is there a mixer involved ?

Or do you squash them with your feet, like grapes ?

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-07-2006, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by Wawazat
Frog Sauce :eek:

Is there a mixer involved ?

Or do you squash them with your feet, like grapes ?

No, no... it's the spaghetti that we squash, whip and grind!

**jero** · 07-07-2006, 09:11 AM

Yo Lee Natra,

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/goodbyegermany/

Well you guys lost anyway!

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-07-2006, 10:30 AM

Well... as far as whipping, squashing, smashing and grinding, I really dunno what's going to happen.
All I know is I'd love to see them melting with overcooking!

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-07-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by jero
Yo Lee Natra,

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/goodbyegermany/

Well you guys lost anyway!

have seen that dumbass on tv yesterday...

**jero** · 07-07-2006, 10:44 AM

Tickets for the semifinal! I would kill myself. Good thing is we never ever reach a semifinal

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-07-2006, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by jero
Tickets for the semifinal! I would kill myself. Good thing is we never ever reach a semifinal

didn't you reach it in 1998?

**jero** · 07-07-2006, 11:24 AM

I forgot! And didn't we lose penaltyshots? Against France?
GO ITALY GO!!

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-07-2006, 11:38 AM

GO TO HELL, ITALY, GO! :p

**jero** · 07-07-2006, 11:45 AM

No Jerome! I'm French now! Even my biggest enemy and I agree:
France must win! Right, Fag Lee Natra?

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-07-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by jero
No Jerome! I'm French now! Even my biggest enemy and I agree:
France must win! Right, Fag Lee Natra?

damn right gayro!

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-07-2006, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by jero
No Jerome! I'm French now! Even my biggest enemy and I agree:
France must win! Right, Fag Lee Natra?

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
damn right gayro!

OK, bros... but hey! I'm not gay!

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-07-2006, 12:34 PM

not, gayrome?

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-07-2006, 12:44 PM

Oh, no, not me, no way, das kommt gar nicht in Frage!

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-07-2006, 01:06 PM

podolski was voted best young player!

**Wawazat** · 07-07-2006, 01:06 PM

Love is in the air

lmao

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-07-2006, 07:11 PM

In 1998, when the French football team won the WC, there were suckers who claimed it was the symbol of a multi-ethnic country, as the team was (but has always been as far as I can remember) "multicolored" (to use one of his stupidly chosen words), la-di-da, la-di-da... Chirac declared that himself: he mentioned a "Black-Blanc-Beur" nation, that is Black-White-North African. What a cunt.

That nation has existed since long before he was elected and started plundering State money (600 euros's worth of meals on a daily basis. But it's only a detail...).

Well, as far as I'm concerned, I see no particular ethnies anywhere, just fellow-countrymen/women, anyway. So I thought it was very bad taste. Old farts feeling comfortable with a widespread impression of well-thinking...

So, here is the latest front page of my fave satyric paper. They remember Chirac's tuttering... They only changed the last word: instead of "Beur", they put "burne", which means "bollock", above his dickhead.
Not bad, eh?

Hem! Sorry for oversize, but I guess it's Ribery and his pirate's face in the middle.

**Grant** · 07-07-2006, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by jero
I forgot! And didn't we lose penaltyshots? Against France?
GO ITALY GO!!

Holland lost on penalties to Brazil in '98.

**Hellraiser!** · 07-07-2006, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Dan
GoodBye To The Germans.

Well...at least they didn´t lose like Brazilian team, a bunch of cowards!!! Fuck Roberto Carlos and cia...

**Hellraiser!** · 07-07-2006, 09:14 PM

I´m with France......

But I think Italy ´s gonna win this world cup!!

**Seshmeister** · 07-07-2006, 09:17 PM

When was the last decent final?

Only one team has scored a goal since 1986.

In my lifetime the only good final I can remember is 1978!

Cheers!

**Hellraiser!** · 07-07-2006, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
When was the last decent final?

Only one team has scored a goal since 1986.

In my lifetime the only good final I can remember is 1978!

Cheers!

I never watched a good final!!!

But the 3rd place decisions are always great!!!

**Grant** · 07-07-2006, 09:44 PM

I can't really recall if the 1994 final was a good game or not but I remember the scoreless result and then shootouts kept me on the edge of my seat.

1998 final was very disappointing game with the way Brazil played.

**Hellraiser!** · 07-07-2006, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by Grant
I can't really recall if the 1994 final was a good game or not but I remember the scoreless result and then shootouts kept me on the edge of my seat.

1998 final was very disappointing game with the way Brazil played.

The 1994 final was special for me because Brazil win the WC after 24 years!!! The game was average, but damn, I almost died of heart attack, that day!!

**Seshmeister** · 07-07-2006, 10:09 PM

Average?

It was shit.

**jero** · 07-08-2006, 05:21 AM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
When was the last decent final?

Only one team has scored a goal since 1986.

In my lifetime the only good final I can remember is 1978!

Cheers!

France against Brasil was pretty good and 78 was fab!

**Wawazat** · 07-08-2006, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by jero
France against Brasil was pretty good

That´s a pretty good reason

to nuke the netherlands

**bluemustard** · 07-08-2006, 01:05 PM

I don't got any money for beer and weed tonite.
I don't like watchin soccer without it.
Especialy Germany-Portugal (u gotta be baked to watch a 3rd place match).

Hope France wins..Glad when it's over..

**Hellraiser!** · 07-08-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Average?

It was shit.

The game = Boring

Penalty Shootout = Great

Sounds like an average game to me....

**jero** · 07-08-2006, 03:07 PM

Blueretard,
it's beacuse you're from Holland

**bluemustard** · 07-08-2006, 04:13 PM

I'm from Carolina.
Holland is my prison.Barend en van dorp makes me wanna put a gun to my head Jero!

But I like the weedstores and Limburg.

By the way this game is pretty entertaining.

OOops Goal germany

**bluemustard** · 07-08-2006, 04:17 PM

hauhauhuahuhauuah own goal

**bluemustard** · 07-08-2006, 04:18 PM

I love Portugal But After Ronaldo's attitude I hope Germany wins.
I never thought I would say such a thing..LOL

**bluemustard** · 07-08-2006, 04:24 PM

Hey Jero!
Do you buy songs?

I got 2000 recorded.
All in English.
I write ,produce and play/record.

keek net naar je site

**bluemustard** · 07-08-2006, 04:34 PM

what a fine goal by sweinsteiger
with or without weed..that was fine

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