The Official European Football Thread

[vandeleur]

I hate Chelsea , I usually try and support English teams in Europe but I couldn't with them , and then seeing terry in his kit walking about the pitch like he had won it boiled my piss

[vandeleur]

Chelsea nearly had to cancel sundays parade after they realised that the bus they planned to use is still parked in Barcelona .

[BITEYOASS]

Well it turns out the Mussolini rumors were false, so LAZIO FORTE!

[Seshmeister]

I hate Chelsea , I usually try and support English teams in Europe but I couldn't with them , and then seeing terry in his kit walking about the pitch like he had won it boiled my piss

It's crucial that John Terry plays for England in Euro 2012.

Sorry let me clarify that, as a Scotland fan I think it's crucial that John Terry plays for England in Euro 2012.

[moose]

Ah fuck it, who am I kidding. I'm a damn control-freak with a short temper, VIVA LAZIO! Plus I have to pay that cunt Rupert Murdoch in order to watch any Spurs games in the states for that matter.

Lazio
u must be on fuckin CRACK!!!

[BITEYOASS]

Lazio
u must be on fuckin CRACK!!!

Nah, I'm just brainstorming right now. I'll probably never leave the states since I keep winding up with jobs that do not pay worth a shit. In the end I'll probably just follow a team back home in Michigan or one that is only a 2-3 hour drive from where I'm at right now.

[BITEYOASS]

Let's play "fill in the blank" here:

The day _________ wins the UEFA Champions League, I will _________.

run around naked like a poof

[Seshmeister]

Let's play "fill in the blank" here:

The day _________ wins the UEFA Champions League, I will _________.

The day Partick Thistle wins the UEFA Champions League, I will a 120 year old who won the European lottery when I was 118.

[moose]

Nah, I'm just brainstorming right now. I'll probably never leave the states since I keep winding up with jobs that do not pay worth a shit. In the end I'll probably just follow a team back home in Michigan or one that is only a 2-3 hour drive from where I'm at right now.

Lazio is a Facist led team...........and yes Mussolini had a lot to do with that team....

Follow Juventus.....outside of betting scandals they are a pretty good football club

English team...
I've always been a Man City and Chelsea fan

[BITEYOASS]

Lazio is a Facist led team...........and yes Mussolini had a lot to do with that team....

Follow Juventus.....outside of betting scandals they are a pretty good football club

I saw the Coppa Italia last week. My favorite part was when one of the Juventus players elbow that Napoli player in the nose. Guess he was thinking: flop on this you wanker!

[jero]

Sesh can you change the thread into the EC 2012 thread?

[moose]

i saw the coppa italia last week. My favorite part was when one of the juventus players elbow that napoli player in the nose. Guess he was thinking: Flop on this you wanker!

lol!!

[moose]

I saw the Coppa Italia last week. My favorite part was when one of the Juventus players elbow that Napoli player in the nose. Guess he was thinking: flop on this you wanker!

Seems like I missed that part
HEHEHEHE

[BITEYOASS]

Lazio is a Facist led team...........and yes Mussolini had a lot to do with that team....

Follow Juventus.....outside of betting scandals they are a pretty good football club

Yeah, Juventus seems better since I tend to mock the Catholic church and the police. Which I'm sure SS Lazio fans would go ballistic over.

[BITEYOASS]

ahh, fookit! I'll just stick with the club I started with, the Wolves. Relegation be damned! I'm sure they'll wipe the floor with clubs like Crystal Palace and Barnsley.

[BITEYOASS]

BTW, who's in favor of a Manchester United relegation party? They are sliding down to that path already with no silverware for this year and hopefully no UEFA slot in the next.

[moose]

BTW, who's in favor of a Manchester United relegation party? They are sliding down to that path already with no silverware for this year and hopefully no UEFA slot in the next.

I'm in
Fakkkkk Man u

[Seshmeister]

Sesh can you change the thread into the EC 2012 thread?

Not one of my forums so I can't.

It should be called the 'Football without shoulder pads and pantyhose' thread.

[Seshmeister]

Fucking hell this is getting embarrassing.

Idiotic having us play the US in the heat when everyone wants to be on holiday already.

[Seshmeister]

From memory if we lose another goal it will be our worst result in about 40 years.

[BITEYOASS]

Damn! A 5-1 victory, hoooly fuckin' shit! The margin would have been wider if it was in the middle of the day.

[BITEYOASS]

Well I did it, that's it! I found a fuckin' football club in europe whose supporters beat skinheads, broadcasts its own games online via subscription, doesn't put up with that cunt Rupert Murdoch's Sky Sports bullshit and has a badass logo. I'm definitely supporting these fuckers now and for a very long time!

[BITEYOASS]

Now I will shut the fuck up for now until something fun happens. Such as Man U's relegation.

[jero]

2 weeks and the party begins.

Netherlands - Bulgary 1-2
Gaymany - Swiss 3-5
Danmark - Brasil (Olympic team) 1-3
Portugal - Macedonia 0-0

Yep, the poule of death has spoken!

[jero]

Not one of my forums so I can't.

It should be called the 'Football without shoulder pads and pantyhose' thread.

Great thread title!

[BITEYOASS]

Anyone heard of any teams with weird fuckin' names?

[BITEYOASS]

Well fuckin' hell! FC St. Pauli is situated in the Red Light district of Hamburg, yet they believe an article written about them in Maxim is sexist?!?! What a bunch of uptight hippie twats! Damn Wolverhampton keeps pulling me back.

[Seshmeister]

May as well be the one to post this as it's about to go viral...

[vandeleur]

Roger milla one is funny , and some guy on a slug or something lol

[Von Halen]

Are you foot fairy fans watching a real sport? You know, the one where they score goals, and the net isn't as big as the side of a building...

The battle for LORD STANLEY'S CUP?

The greatest trophy in all of sports? In the history of sports?

[vandeleur]

Skating is for girls

[vandeleur]

Admittedly , big scarey girls with few teeth

[Seshmeister]

Skating is for girls

Not just girls a lot of gay men like it too.

[vandeleur]

[jero]

Not just girls a lot of gay men like it too.

The sweet colours of Germany! No wonder they use the village people!

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[jero]

I haven't seen Natra here in a while.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I haven't seen Natra here in a while.

you asked?

[DavidLeeNatra]

hup holland!

[jero]

Good to have you back fuckface!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Good to have you back fuckface!

yeah...and now: