The Official European Football Thread

[moose]

It was all over at the second goal.

When was the last time a team scored 2 goals in a competitive match against Spain after going 2-0 down?

It has taken Spain 90 yrs to beat Italy in regular time
I give Spain credit for coming out and beating a great Italian side
Unfortunately injuries hurt the Italians and 2 days rest was the reason
I hope that fat French fuck Platini can have his guys plan the final 8 games with fair schedules in 2016
Where each team has the same amount of rest
FORZA ITALIA

[BITEYOASS]

And in Italy all teams are near red light districts
LOL

I have yet to find any. Yet they have these buildings nearby that have men wearing funny expensive clothes telling me not to wear rubbers. Not to mention these women dressed as penguins who like to whack people with rulers whenever someone starts swearing.

Whereas the Red-Light District in Hamburg is less than a kilometer away from FC St Pauli's stadium.

[moose]

All I know is that you can find "red light district" favors everywhere
in Europe regardless of where you are
$$ can buy you all the love you want

[BITEYOASS]

All I know is that you can find "red light district" favors everywhere
in Europe regardless of where you are
$$ can buy you all the love you want

Are you talking about prostitutes or just some really easy.....

[BITEYOASS]

Ok, these might convince me to side with Italy in the next Euro:

[BITEYOASS]

St. Pauli is starting to rub me the wrong way. Astra Beer is one of their new sponsors and already they are bitching about their advertising being sexist. I saw that beer company's ads and they have the usual fraulein with nice tits holding several beers. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN HAVING NICE TITS IN A BEER ADVERTISEMENT?!?! Would they prefer some ugly fat dyke who looks like sasquatch? Can't a man have a little fun every once in a while!?!? So fuck them! I'm going with A.S. Roma since most of their games are on ESPN.

[vandeleur]

Ok, these might convince me to side with Italy in the next Euro:

Love when Italy play two up front

[BITEYOASS]

Plus I can't order tickets online with FC St. Pauli, so that's another reason.

[BITEYOASS]

Oh yeah, the owner of A.S. Roma is american and a successful one at that. So now I'm really going to side with this team.



I think if I went to an FC St. Pauli game, I would be lectured on american politics as if I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[Seshmeister]

Love when Italy play two up front

I'd swap her for the tits we have as pundits over here...

[moose]

St. Pauli is starting to rub me the wrong way. Astra Beer is one of their new sponsors and already they are bitching about their advertising being sexist. I saw that beer company's ads and they have the usual fraulein with nice tits holding several beers. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN HAVING NICE TITS IN A BEER ADVERTISEMENT?!?! Would they prefer some ugly fat dyke who looks like sasquatch? Can't a man have a little fun every once in a while!?!? So fuck them! I'm going with A.S. Roma since most of their games are on ESPN.

My son called you a smart guy for going with AS Roma
favorite team......
Costs me a boat load of money every year buying him a new jersey....

[moose]

Oh yeah, the owner of A.S. Roma is american and a successful one at that. So now I'm really going to side with this team.



I think if I went to an FC St. Pauli game, I would be lectured on american politics as if I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Kevin Garnett has some interest in AS Roma as well.....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Plus I can't order tickets online with FC St. Pauli, so that's another reason.

it's not easy to get tix even for the die hard fans...every match is sold out!

[DavidLeeNatra]

what a great choice...



his success during the WC 2002 speaks for itself!

now everybody: OHNE HOLLAND FAHR'N WIR ZUR WM!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

but you were better than estland, cyprus and even andorra!!!

qualification WC 2002:

1. (1.) Portugal 10 7 3 0 33:7 +26 24
2. (2.) Irland 10 7 3 0 23:5 +18 24
3. (3.) Niederlande 10 6 2 2 30:9 +21 20
4. (4.) Estland 10 2 2 6 10:26 -16 8
5. (5.) Zypern 10 2 2 6 13:31 -18 8
6. (6.) Andorra 10 0 0 10 5:36 -31 0

[DavidLeeNatra]

[moose]

No posts since the 7th of July.....lol
So I'll stir the pot a bit
Champions league final will be between Real Madrid and Juventus
EPL winner will be Man city
Bundesliga winner will be???
Seria A will go to AC Milan
La Liga will be Real Madrid
French League...... To tuff to pick but I'll go with
PSG

[moose]

Wow no movement in this thread for 10 days
Sheeshhhhh
Going to be in Warsaw sept 4-10
My son will be representing Canada in the Nations cup
:-)

[moose]

Wow no movement in this thread for 10 days
Sheeshhhhh
Going to be in Warsaw sept 4-10
My son will be representing Canada in the Nations cup
:-)

[moose]

Hehe
What a retard I am
2x post

[BITEYOASS]

AS Roma is doing a pre-season tour of the USA and I have no tickets! But they are going to be on ESPN3! :happy64:

[Seshmeister]

http://deadspin.com/5923264/sorry-ma...ring-euro-2012

Sorry, Mario Balotelli Didn’t Really Make This German Fan Cry: How TV Lied To You During Euro 2012

In the 36th minute of the Euro 2012 semifinal, Mario Balotelli scored his second goal, a screamer to the top right corner. Balotelli ripped off his jersey and flexed, and the telecast cut to a woman in the stands, a German flag painted on her cheek, a single tear leaking from her eye.

"It's too early for tears," intoned ESPN's Adrian Healey, calling the action. And it was. The German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung talked to the tearful woman: Her name was Andrea, she came from Dusseldorf, and she was surprised when she started getting texts from friends asking why she'd started crying with nearly an hour of play remaining. She hadn't, Andrea told them.

Instead, she said, she had been overcome with emotion during the playing of the national anthems, before the match kicked off. A camera recorded her then, and the footage was inserted into live TV later on, at the moment it would have the most impact. The emotional power of sport, on cue.

Don't blame Healey or ESPN. They didn't know, nor did ARD, the German network airing the match, nor did ZDF or SVT, or any of the other hundreds of channels that had won the regional broadcasting rights around the world. They merely aired the streaming live signal from UEFA—which on multiple occasions goosed the live footage by adding prerecorded shots, with zero acknowledgement.

On June 13, during of Germany's group stage match against the Netherlands, cameras found German manager Joachim Löw sneaking up behind a ballboy and poking the ball from his grip. A humanizing moment in the middle of a tense game. Except it happened during warm-ups, well before the match, and was dropped in to make it appear live.


Two networks, claiming they were caught off guard by UEFA's practices, have spoken out against it.

"Of course any form of censorship or manipulation is not acceptable for us." said ARD's Euro 2012 chief editor Joerg Schoenenborn." That's why we clearly told UEFA that the German public expects coverage to be live when it says it's live. Live is live and has to stay live.''

"We have complained to UEFA that the impression was aroused that these were live pictures,'' ZDF editor-in-chief Peter Frey said. "That does not correspond to our journalistic standards.''

I would be shocked if they were as shocked as they sound. TV's been fudging the distinction between documentary and stagecraft for a long time. Your favorite news and sports shows always make sure to tape footage of their reporter nodding thoughtfully, and insert it under an interview subject's voice. This makes it look like correspondent are listening closely, when they might be doodling or picking their noses. It's subtle, and it's unnoticeable, and the Hollywood editing of seemingly unbroken scenes is surprisingly common. If you can't trust Killer Shark Live to actually be live, what can you trust?

Surely not the Olympics. We're less than three weeks away from the most expensive and slickest Games ever broadcast, and in the wake of the BBC's CGI blockbuster promos, count on NBC making every effort to give you the most cinematic experience possible. While you're still figuring out whether a given event is live or tape-delayed, they'll be blurring the line even further.

[moose]

http://deadspin.com/5923264/sorry-ma...ring-euro-2012

sorry, mario balotelli didn’t really make this german fan cry: How tv lied to you during euro 2012

in the 36th minute of the euro 2012 semifinal, mario balotelli scored his second goal, a screamer to the top right corner. Balotelli ripped off his jersey and flexed, and the telecast cut to a woman in the stands, a german flag painted on her cheek, a single tear leaking from her eye.

"it's too early for tears," intoned espn's adrian healey, calling the action. And it was. The german newspaper süddeutsche zeitung talked to the tearful woman: Her name was andrea, she came from dusseldorf, and she was surprised when she started getting texts from friends asking why she'd started crying with nearly an hour of play remaining. She hadn't, andrea told them.

Instead, she said, she had been overcome with emotion during the playing of the national anthems, before the match kicked off. A camera recorded her then, and the footage was inserted into live tv later on, at the moment it would have the most impact. The emotional power of sport, on cue.

Don't blame healey or espn. They didn't know, nor did ard, the german network airing the match, nor did zdf or svt, or any of the other hundreds of channels that had won the regional broadcasting rights around the world. They merely aired the streaming live signal from uefa—which on multiple occasions goosed the live footage by adding prerecorded shots, with zero acknowledgement.

On june 13, during of germany's group stage match against the netherlands, cameras found german manager joachim löw sneaking up behind a ballboy and poking the ball from his grip. A humanizing moment in the middle of a tense game. Except it happened during warm-ups, well before the match, and was dropped in to make it appear live.


Two networks, claiming they were caught off guard by uefa's practices, have spoken out against it.

"of course any form of censorship or manipulation is not acceptable for us." said ard's euro 2012 chief editor joerg schoenenborn." that's why we clearly told uefa that the german public expects coverage to be live when it says it's live. Live is live and has to stay live.''

"we have complained to uefa that the impression was aroused that these were live pictures,'' zdf editor-in-chief peter frey said. "that does not correspond to our journalistic standards.''

i would be shocked if they were as shocked as they sound. Tv's been fudging the distinction between documentary and stagecraft for a long time. Your favorite news and sports shows always make sure to tape footage of their reporter nodding thoughtfully, and insert it under an interview subject's voice. This makes it look like correspondent are listening closely, when they might be doodling or picking their noses. It's subtle, and it's unnoticeable, and the hollywood editing of seemingly unbroken scenes is surprisingly common. If you can't trust killer shark live to actually be live, what can you trust?

Surely not the olympics. We're less than three weeks away from the most expensive and slickest games ever broadcast, and in the wake of the bbc's cgi blockbuster promos, count on nbc making every effort to give you the most cinematic experience possible. While you're still figuring out whether a given event is live or tape-delayed, they'll be blurring the line even further.

buwahahahahahahahaha
balotelli made all of germany cry in the 36th minute
yipeeee kai eh motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

so great...season opened, we are in the second league, stadium only half full because of a punishment we got from last season and played 2:2 agains a city which population is as half as big as the population of the district I live in...it's so great to live in the only capital city that doesn't have a team in the premier league...

[jero]

We re playing against Kiev tonight in a sold out stadium and if we win we're in the second round CL.

[jero]

Lost the game.......ich bin ein berliner

[Seshmeister]

[BITEYOASS]

Brazil better win Gold! I want Mexico's spirit broken in time for the friendly that Team USA will play against them next week at Azteca Stadium.

[Seshmeister]

I have absolutely no interest in Olympic football although I was pleased to see Team GB fail.

[jero]

Sesh, did you see yesterdays hockey game?

[Seshmeister]

No but I heard about it, well done.

I don't mean to be rude though but here mens hockey is like womens football. Boys don't play hockey at school it's what girls do when the guys are playing football. The only time you ever hear about it is at the Olympics.

Of course it may be the same in the Netherlands?

[BITEYOASS]

Well for fucks sakes! Damn Serie A has decided to go with Al-Jazeera as their new broadcaster, which is on a premium satellite subscription. Now how the fuck am I going to watch AS Roma? Why don't individual teams have their own streaming service? Fuckin' eh!

Might as well just go local and watch the NASL's Atlanta Silverbacks since their only a 2 1/2 hour drive away and are available on UStream FOR FREE!

BTW, congrats to the Canadians of Forest City London SC on winning the USL Premier Development League Championship.

[Seshmeister]

Fucking hell we draw Belgium as second seed in our group and now they're beating Holland 4-2?

Explanation Jero?

Also what's happened to Australian sport, first their poor Olympics and then we beat them 3-1...?

[Seshmeister]

Time to rename this World Cup thread again

[BITEYOASS]

How about the Footie thread?

[jero]

Sesh the explanation is very simple: Louis van Gaal.

[jero]

But with Vertonhge en Mertens Belgium can be dangerous

[vandeleur]

How about naming it the toon army in Europe thread ..... While it lasts

[Seshmeister]

But with Vertonhge en Mertens Belgium can be dangerous

It's very worrying, I really want to go to Rio and although we have the easiest #1 seed in Croatia, the rest of the group is a nightmare, pretty much the best team in each pot.

[Seshmeister]

How about naming it the toon army in Europe thread ..... While it lasts

Well I'll be supporting them anyway!