How broke is Dave

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by partymonger
shit, broke my ass. I would say Dave is doing fine buddy

and anyway, why get hair transplants, some people can handle the way we are, dont need that shit, boob jobs, whatever....

dave's getting a boob job? ooh er

[moose]

L.S.D/ General Hina

Just to let you all know that both lsd and gh are truely without a doubt spammy hagar(didn't use upper case because this shit head is meaningless). That is the reason why he is always here at the ARMY, not at the sphincter site where nothing but shit comes out of their mouths(wanna be Classic Van Halen fans) they remind me of a bunch of wild turkeys who always strut their stuff but in the end get SHOT and put in a deep fryer, just like the band is going to do with this cremation(tour) take everybody's money and run(so who really needs the money???????????) and as for DDLR being broke- you guys are fucked if you think he is, don't forget Dave is not a stupid man and he sure as hell invested his money wisely so he can live comfortably.



Classic Van Halen/Roth:

van hagar

[L.S.D.]

I didnt say he was broke, but I know that dlr and sh didnt make millions off the tour they did together, it doesnt take a genius to figure that out.

[Switch84]

Levitra addicts

Originally posted by partymonger
shit, broke my ass. I would say Dave is doing fine buddy

and anyway, why get hair transplants, some people can handle the way we are, dont need that shit, boob jobs, whatever....

usually the one bitching about other people's problems, have serious problems of their own, like have to use viagra or something

hahahhahqhaa

Yeah, no shit, partymonger! All of the haters in this house can only wish they had mucho dinero like Davy Baby!

Oh, yeah...that 'natural male enhancement' drug is on sale, you little men!

LMAO

[PenguinsKID1986]

he's a Jew he has money

[GAR]

My thirteenth fart of the day: My "Fartmizvah" everyone?!?!

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by General Hina
Just as I predicted in my original post.
Looks like Dr. Love and Elvis can't read and/or share the same unoriginal brain.

Over and Out,
General Hina

Just like I predicted in my original post.
Looks like General Hina can bite it.

[vh1978-1984]

Re: How broke is Dave

Originally posted by General Hina
...that he can't afford hair transplants or voice lessons??

Bite down hard on that one soldiers,
General Hina

(possible comeback that you unoriginal fucks will come up with: "You bite it Hina!")

unoriginal fucks, very creative dumb ass. you know everything you said above would also apply to that 57 year old never was called sammy hagar. the truth is roth was smart enough to keep the rights to the first 6 vh albums (which outsell hagar titles 10 to 1) and like some one else said roth made good money on the roth/hagar tour. in closing doofus, roth has lived a life a pathetic geek like you could only dream of, he has slept with the most beautiful women, been on the cover of rolling stone (without the rest of the band) and led a life of priveledge and power, as a matter of fact he still does. so you go to bed tonight and dream of your little van hagar reunion dweeb, while dlr goes to bed with some hot bimbo. also dork, all bands that list van halen as an influence always mention vh with roth and no one ever menions van hagar, when the rock n roll history books are written roth van halen will be listed prominently and your pathetic sammy hagar will be nothing more than a footnote in the great history of rock n roll. sad but true, just like you. now go listen to your van hagar ballads and keep your pathetic mouth shut you dweeb.

[Roth & Roll]

Re: How broke is Dave

Originally posted by General Hina
...that he can't afford hair transplants or voice lessons??

Bite down hard on that one soldiers,
General Hina

(possible comeback that you unoriginal fucks will come up with: "You bite it Hina!")

Hmmm, a 44 year old who has nothing better to do than lurk around at the Army all day bashing Dave; probably because his wife left him, his kids don't talk to him (why should they, they're probably not even his but he's the last person to know), yet he lists "1984" as his favorite VH album, and "Jump" as his favorite VH song.

What's wrong there dumbass? Sammy's cheeseballads make you suicidal thinking about your ex?

Get a life and grow up jackass.

Over and out...and up your ass.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Hmmm, a 44 year old who has nothing better to do than lurk around at the Army all day bashing Dave; probably because his wife left him, his kids don't talk to him (why should they, they're probably not even his but he's the last person to know), yet he lists "1984" as his favorite VH album, and "Jump" as his favorite VH song.

What's wrong there dumbass? Sammy's cheeseballads make you suicidal thinking about your ex?

Get a life and grow up jackass.

Over and out...and up your ass.

Being that I am a General in the armed forces my personal information is completely TOP SECRET. My member profile was created at the Pentagon and has nothing to do with my own personal likes and/or dislikes.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[Big Troubles]

What the fuck are you sniffing you degenerated peice of human shit?
Pentagon? Like your anybody of any kind of importance, let alone a fucking General!

Typical Spermmy fan. Lies through his shit stained coloured teeth.

And dont take this part too personal, but you seemed to have the profile of someone who hugs his kids a little too close. Am I close there, pedophile Pete?

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by General Hina
Being that I am a General in the armed forces my personal information is completely TOP SECRET. My member profile was created at the Pentagon and has nothing to do with my own personal likes and/or dislikes.

Over and Out,
General Hina

The closest thing to General you'll ever get is the General Tao Chicken at the Chinese Buffet.

[PHOENIX]

I thought his name was General Herpe.

[Big Troubles]

LOL Colonel syphilis Major Crabs Lieutenant gonorrhea

[Big Troubles]

Kinda like that creamy coloured goo you'd only find at the bottom of a festering puss boil. Ladies and Gentleman: General Hina.