...that he can't afford hair transplants or voice lessons??
Bite down hard on that one soldiers,
General Hina
(possible comeback that you unoriginal fucks will come up with: "You bite it Hina!")
How broke is Dave
...that he can't afford hair transplants or voice lessons??
Bite down hard on that one soldiers,
General Hina
(possible comeback that you unoriginal fucks will come up with: "You bite it Hina!")
He's more broke than my atari 2600... paddle ball joystick!!!
Amen!Originally posted by WARF
He's more broke than my atari 2600... paddle ball joystick!!!
Over and Out,
General Hina
dave is far from broke
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
And you are FAR from a fan.Originally posted by tjvhou812
dave is far from broke
dave is still making mojo dollars just from the sam and dave tour alone he made millions....let alone all the royalties from vh recordsOriginally posted by WARF
And you are FAR from a fan.
Dave wishes he had as much money as General Hina..
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
DAVE IS STILL RICH.
Are you guys Roth fans??????
thefive
AND BY THE WAY DID I EVER MENTION
Me bite it!?!? You bite it, Hina!!
You bite it Hina!
Sammy sucks.
thefive
made millions from the sam and dave tour? Are you out of your fucking mind? Fucking moron.Originally posted by tjvhou812
dave is still making mojo dollars just from the sam and dave tour alone he made millions....let alone all the royalties from vh records
shit, broke my ass. I would say Dave is doing fine buddy
and anyway, why get hair transplants, some people can handle the way we are, dont need that shit, boob jobs, whatever....
usually the one bitching about other people's problems, have serious problems of their own, like have to use viagra or something
hahahhahqhaa
Just as I predicted in my original post.Originally posted by ELVIS
You bite it Hina!
Looks like Dr. Love and Elvis can't read and/or share the same unoriginal brain.
Over and Out,
General Hina
Some people just dont need plastic or extensions in their life to be happy. I like Dave cause he's real. Hairline and all. I like Dave cause he screams when he sings. Why would I want him to have singing lessons? Seems to me, he's doing fine. It also occured to me that maybe "General Hina" has some problems of his/her own. Hey I know. Let's see a picture of General Hina, so us Roth fans can decide what this person needs. The first thing on the list, would be a fucking clue. Second, a life on the Sam boards. Or does he not have a fan site? Third on the list is a set of new friends. I mean seriously, everytime you say something stupid and un-educational your childish followers are quick to praise your thoughts. Pretty sad. LSD. WARF. Get some balls of your own.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
dave's getting a boob job? ooh erOriginally posted by partymonger
shit, broke my ass. I would say Dave is doing fine buddy
and anyway, why get hair transplants, some people can handle the way we are, dont need that shit, boob jobs, whatever....
Originally posted by flappo
i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs
Originally posted by Cato
translating your Japanese.
"Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."
omae baka dana?
Just to let you all know that both lsd and gh are truely without a doubt spammy hagar(didn't use upper case because this shit head is meaningless). That is the reason why he is always here at the ARMY, not at the sphincter site where nothing but shit comes out of their mouths(wanna be Classic Van Halen fans) they remind me of a bunch of wild turkeys who always strut their stuff but in the end get SHOT and put in a deep fryer, just like the band is going to do with this cremation(tour) take everybody's money and run(so who really needs the money???????????) and as for DDLR being broke- you guys are fucked if you think he is, don't forget Dave is not a stupid man and he sure as hell invested his money wisely so he can live comfortably.
Classic Van Halen/Roth:
van hagar
I didnt say he was broke, but I know that dlr and sh didnt make millions off the tour they did together, it doesnt take a genius to figure that out.
Originally posted by partymonger
shit, broke my ass. I would say Dave is doing fine buddy
and anyway, why get hair transplants, some people can handle the way we are, dont need that shit, boob jobs, whatever....
usually the one bitching about other people's problems, have serious problems of their own, like have to use viagra or something
hahahhahqhaa
Yeah, no shit, partymonger! All of the haters in this house can only wish they had mucho dinero like Davy Baby!
Oh, yeah...that 'natural male enhancement' drug is on sale, you little men!
LMAO
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
Blackflag on DLR
he's a Jew he has money
My thirteenth fart of the day: My "Fartmizvah" everyone?!?!
Just like I predicted in my original post.Originally posted by General Hina
Just as I predicted in my original post.
Looks like Dr. Love and Elvis can't read and/or share the same unoriginal brain.
Over and Out,
General Hina
Looks like General Hina can bite it.
unoriginal fucks, very creative dumb ass. you know everything you said above would also apply to that 57 year old never was called sammy hagar. the truth is roth was smart enough to keep the rights to the first 6 vh albums (which outsell hagar titles 10 to 1) and like some one else said roth made good money on the roth/hagar tour. in closing doofus, roth has lived a life a pathetic geek like you could only dream of, he has slept with the most beautiful women, been on the cover of rolling stone (without the rest of the band) and led a life of priveledge and power, as a matter of fact he still does. so you go to bed tonight and dream of your little van hagar reunion dweeb, while dlr goes to bed with some hot bimbo. also dork, all bands that list van halen as an influence always mention vh with roth and no one ever menions van hagar, when the rock n roll history books are written roth van halen will be listed prominently and your pathetic sammy hagar will be nothing more than a footnote in the great history of rock n roll. sad but true, just like you. now go listen to your van hagar ballads and keep your pathetic mouth shut you dweeb.Originally posted by General Hina
...that he can't afford hair transplants or voice lessons??
Bite down hard on that one soldiers,
General Hina
(possible comeback that you unoriginal fucks will come up with: "You bite it Hina!")
Hmmm, a 44 year old who has nothing better to do than lurk around at the Army all day bashing Dave; probably because his wife left him, his kids don't talk to him (why should they, they're probably not even his but he's the last person to know), yet he lists "1984" as his favorite VH album, and "Jump" as his favorite VH song.Originally posted by General Hina
...that he can't afford hair transplants or voice lessons??
Bite down hard on that one soldiers,
General Hina
(possible comeback that you unoriginal fucks will come up with: "You bite it Hina!")
What's wrong there dumbass? Sammy's cheeseballads make you suicidal thinking about your ex?
Get a life and grow up jackass.
Over and out...and up your ass.
Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Hmmm, a 44 year old who has nothing better to do than lurk around at the Army all day bashing Dave; probably because his wife left him, his kids don't talk to him (why should they, they're probably not even his but he's the last person to know), yet he lists "1984" as his favorite VH album, and "Jump" as his favorite VH song.
What's wrong there dumbass? Sammy's cheeseballads make you suicidal thinking about your ex?
Get a life and grow up jackass.
Over and out...and up your ass.
Being that I am a General in the armed forces my personal information is completely TOP SECRET. My member profile was created at the Pentagon and has nothing to do with my own personal likes and/or dislikes.
Over and Out,
General Hina
What the fuck are you sniffing you degenerated peice of human shit?
Pentagon? Like your anybody of any kind of importance, let alone a fucking General!
Typical Spermmy fan. Lies through his shit stained coloured teeth.
And dont take this part too personal, but you seemed to have the profile of someone who hugs his kids a little too close. Am I close there, pedophile Pete?
The closest thing to General you'll ever get is the General Tao Chicken at the Chinese Buffet.Originally posted by General Hina
Being that I am a General in the armed forces my personal information is completely TOP SECRET. My member profile was created at the Pentagon and has nothing to do with my own personal likes and/or dislikes.
Over and Out,
General Hina
I thought his name was General Herpe.
LOL Colonel syphilis Major Crabs Lieutenant gonorrhea
Kinda like that creamy coloured goo you'd only find at the bottom of a festering puss boil. Ladies and Gentleman: General Hina.
What a coincidence, DLR is booked to play a Chinese Buffet next week.Originally posted by Roth & Roll
The closest thing to General you'll ever get is the General Tao Chicken at the Chinese Buffet.
Over and Out,
General Hina
Originally posted by Roth & Roll
The closest thing to General you'll ever get is the General Tao Chicken at the Chinese Buffet.
:bottle: Hot DAMN that was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Yeah, her name is Fook Mi !Originally posted by General Hina
What a coincidence, DLR is booked to play a Chinese Buffet next week.
Over and Out,
General Hina
Originally posted by General Hina
What a coincidence, DLR is booked to play a Chinese Buffet next week.
Originally posted by Switch84
Hot DAMN that was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Thanks. It's not difficult to be funny on this message board because no one else is.
Over and Out,
General Hina
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