2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Alias

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Alias

    Best Alias.

    Not the worst, not the most annoying.........not the gayest...


    The best, the funniest motherfucker, and you just know who he/ she is........or do you?


    Not to be cuntfused with the worthless troll award....we'll get to that later.


    Cast your ballots now
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    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Cathedral
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6621

    #2
    Done

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20565

      #3
      I thought they were all the same guy?!?:confused:

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      • WARFstradamus
        Full On Cocktard
        • Nov 2005
        • 35

        #4
        When the stars of Jupiter align with mars and the comet passes through the outer nebula, the ballot will be opened. Neither God or Satan shall raise their arms in victory, and the sounds of THUNDER shall remain silent. The French prophet will be victorious.

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        • Ned Flanders
          Roth Army Recruit
          • May 2005
          • 12

          #5
          Well sir,

          I thought ol' steadily Neddily would be a gosh darn doodily shoe in!

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15320

            #6
            Who the fuck are you an alias of?

            Oh yeah btw... THREE LOCK BOX should be on the ballot.

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21888

              #7
              Much as I hate to say, I agree.....that fucktard was such a crybaby pussy.

              You know...he actually reminded me of Richard Simmons....

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              • Golden AWe
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 34230

                #8
                Originally posted by Cathedral
                Done
                Whose alias is that?
                Originally posted by Cato
                Golden, why are you FAT?
                Originally posted by lesfunk
                Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                • Vinnie Velvet
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4581

                  #9
                  What about 'Sammy Roy Hagar'???

                  He was HILARIOUS!
                  =V V=
                  ole No.1 The finest
                  EAT US AND SMILE

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21888

                    #10
                    Apparently I cannot vote, as I only think I know who one of those aliases is.

                    And since I have no access to IP addresses and stuff, there is no way in hell I can know who they are.....This is just one award I won't be able to vote on....
                    Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-15-2005, 10:46 AM.

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                    • Master_Thespian
                      Roth Army Recruit
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 15

                      #11
                      This is an outrage! No "Master Thespian"?!? It must be the work of Baudelaire! Damn his eyes!

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                      • Jimmy Jingles
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1611

                        #12
                        What would Jesus do?


                        The Almighty cracks me up every time.
                        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22942

                          #13
                          The absence of "Sammy Roy Hagar" and "Three Lock Rock" make this thread UNWORTHY of my vote!

                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bueno bob
                            The absence of "Sammy Roy Hagar" and "Three Lock Rock" make this thread UNWORTHY of my vote!

                            don't recall you posting a nomination.......



                            speak up or suffer the consequence.....



                            The Committee relied upon nominations put forth, and when there was a lack thereof a caucus was formed.


                            Perhaps if you would spend lees time w/ Rikk on cruises....
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Dave's Bitch
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Apr 2005
                              • 5291

                              #15
                              i was hoping to see Three Lock Rock there,that was a good alias.
                              Last edited by Dave's Bitch; 12-15-2005, 01:16 PM.
                              I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                              Let's get together we can, Get hot

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