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    2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Alias

    Best Alias.

    Not the worst, not the most annoying.........not the gayest...


    The best, the funniest motherfucker, and you just know who he/ she is........or do you?


    Not to be cuntfused with the worthless troll award....we'll get to that later.


    Cast your ballots now
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Done

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    I thought they were all the same guy?!?:confused:

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    When the stars of Jupiter align with mars and the comet passes through the outer nebula, the ballot will be opened. Neither God or Satan shall raise their arms in victory, and the sounds of THUNDER shall remain silent. The French prophet will be victorious.

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    Well sir,

    I thought ol' steadily Neddily would be a gosh darn doodily shoe in!

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    Who the fuck are you an alias of?

    Oh yeah btw... THREE LOCK BOX should be on the ballot.

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    Much as I hate to say, I agree.....that fucktard was such a crybaby pussy.

    You know...he actually reminded me of Richard Simmons....

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    Originally posted by Cathedral
    Done
    Whose alias is that?
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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    What about 'Sammy Roy Hagar'???

    He was HILARIOUS!
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    Apparently I cannot vote, as I only think I know who one of those aliases is.

    And since I have no access to IP addresses and stuff, there is no way in hell I can know who they are.....This is just one award I won't be able to vote on....
    Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-15-2005 at 09:46 AM.

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    This is an outrage! No "Master Thespian"?!? It must be the work of Baudelaire! Damn his eyes!

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    What would Jesus do?


    The Almighty cracks me up every time.
    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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    The absence of "Sammy Roy Hagar" and "Three Lock Rock" make this thread UNWORTHY of my vote!

    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    The absence of "Sammy Roy Hagar" and "Three Lock Rock" make this thread UNWORTHY of my vote!

    don't recall you posting a nomination.......



    speak up or suffer the consequence.....



    The Committee relied upon nominations put forth, and when there was a lack thereof a caucus was formed.


    Perhaps if you would spend lees time w/ Rikk on cruises....

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    i was hoping to see Three Lock Rock there,that was a good alias.
    Last edited by Dave's Bitch; 12-15-2005 at 12:16 PM.
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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    don't recall you posting a nomination.......



    speak up or suffer the consequence.....



    The Committee relied upon nominations put forth, and when there was a lack thereof a caucus was formed.


    Perhaps if you would spend lees time w/ Rikk on cruises....
    Ahh, it's OK. No matter what the outcome is, SRH and TLR won this cat

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    My vote would be for the Master Thespian - only a few posts but that alias is funny as shit!

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    My vote is a write-in for ILL MITCH...
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    ILL MITCH as far fetched as it seems.... is an actual human being.

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    Originally posted by WARF
    ILL MITCH as far fetched as it seems.... is an actual human being.
    I know that... but whoever has adopted his persona here is spot on.

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    heh heh heh....what a choice...
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    ILL WARF coming soon.

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    Joe Thunder'sman fooking hilliarous. Always made me lmmfao
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    I go with JC here...when you need HIM...HE is there...
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    Originally posted by WARFstradamus
    When the stars of Jupiter align with mars and the comet passes through the outer nebula, the ballot will be opened. Neither God or Satan shall raise their arms in victory, and the sounds of THUNDER shall remain silent. The French prophet will be victorious.
    Shut up you smelly Franco=-cheese eater! This pathetic hack charlatan has it all wrong! CLEO has more psychic ability than this knob. In fact, so do I! I'm like Jonathan EDWARDS, I can 'cross over' and talk to the dead, and their telling WARFstradamus to shut the fuck up!
    Ex-Bitch JOE THUNDER, LP, WHOYOUFUCKINGJOE(your cellmate?), SHOWJOEYYOURTITS(unhuh?), I'MACUNT! eatthatboxJOE!(yeah right!) Longdongsilver, boy, u stupid (and gay)
    Where'd he go?

    Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
    The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
    But made it too far
    Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
    Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
    Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
    He could leave 'em to hang
    Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
    So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
    Just the beer light to guide us,
    So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
    Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
    The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
    With God given ass
    He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
    Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
    Like a leper messiah
    When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
    Oh yeah
    Ooooooo
    Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

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    Samuel Roy Hagar beats all of these, but I will go for Jesus Christ

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    who hath divined the true nature of these assembled pseudonyms? haw haw. grand sport indeed. huzzah.
    "Art is a lie that tells the truth."

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    Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
    What about 'Sammy Roy Hagar'???

    He was HILARIOUS!
    I nominated Sammy Roy Hagar. :confused:

    Ignored again.
    Same ole song and dance...

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    i know who im voting for. funny shit mofo.
    I can`t drive 55

    Rollin` with the Red Rocker!

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    Originally posted by Loki
    who hath divined the true nature of these assembled pseudonyms? haw haw. grand sport indeed. huzzah.
    Loki~

    I've missed you in the bar. Bring your goblet and let us drink mead.

    Of course, I'll have Mead Lite.
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    Originally posted by Ned Flanders
    Well sir,

    I thought ol' steadily Neddily would be a gosh darn doodily shoe in!
    I'd a voted for ye...Although Homer would probably have won anyway.

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    I voted for Jesus Christ because its almost his birthday.

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    Satan rules ...

    Btw, 2 of these alises in this list are the same person ...

    Fact ...
    Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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    Jesus posts here... I think that about sums it up.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    Loki~

    I've missed you in the bar. Bring your goblet and let us drink mead.

    Of course, I'll have Mead Lite.
    I'll have a Diet Mead.

    /slaps ye on yon ass or whatever.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    Originally posted by Northern Girl
    I nominated Sammy Roy Hagar. :confused:

    Ignored again.
    Don't worry, NG. It doesn't matter HOW this vote turns out.

    Sammy Roy Hagar and Three Lock Rock walk away with the title to this catagory - the voted winner is meaningless...NO other alias was worth half of what SRH and 3LR were, and the owners of those aliases know it.

    So does the rest of the Army!!

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    SHUT UP! I HATE YOU BEUNOB BOB!!!!

    I LOST MY STUPED PASSWRD SO I HAD TO MAKE A NEW WON AND I STILL HATE YOU ALL YOU DMUB FAGS!

    I BET YOUR ALL GAY HUH! BIG FAGS! AND IM NOT AN ALIES!

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    Lol. Three_Lock Cock is back from the dead!
    http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


    http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




    Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

    Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
    Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

    Originally posted by Northern Girl
    Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!




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    Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
    Lol. Three_Lock Cock is back from the dead!
    AND YOUR STILL A FAGGIT!

    NOTHING EVER CHANGES IN THE LAND OF ROTARD FAGGITS!


    THREE LOCK ROCK
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    Originally posted by Three_inch cock
    AGIAN!

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