The most Flamin' pillow bitin' pickle sniffin' fluffer threads of the year...........The Shame.....
COUNT TO 1,000,000
The 2005 "ROTHIES"
That Coffee Shop thread
"ME AND WEAPON X ARE EATTING MUSHROOMS"
BT's GOODBYE THREAD PTS 1 & 2
EVERY KATY THREAD
The most Flamin' pillow bitin' pickle sniffin' fluffer threads of the year...........The Shame.....
Niiiiice and perfection.
Regardless of personal animosities among members, just think of the significance (or lack thereof) that utterly queeya "Coffee" thread brought.
It was either dumped, closed, moved, renamed, reopened and tossed around like the fuckin' plague. The ultimate goal being "KEEP THIS FUCKING THREAD FAR, FAR AWAY FROM ME!!!" :eek:
Think of any thread being so fucking GAY that it literally had to move to another site cuntpletely?
Hands down (or hands in each others panties with that crew) that thread 'tis the most deserving WINNA or weiner in their case. LMAO!!!
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
BT wins hands down.
Here's my nominees for thread of the year.
Joe Thunder Vs. Alinchains - Street Fight - WARF
The thread MEZRO deleted. - Mezro
The Official for the record thread- Fabulous Shadow
Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut - Ims2
MEZRO is a fucking fag - hitch1969
Starting a coffee shop thread may be nice and stuff, but on a web site dedicated to FILTH, PUSSEE, SEX, VIOLENCE, FULFEE BRITISH TV WOMEN and ROTH N' ROLL it's totally gay...
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
Agreed.Originally posted by Golden AWe
Starting a coffee shop thread may be nice and stuff, but on a web site dedicated to FILTH, PUSSEE, SEX, VIOLENCE, FULFEE BRITISH TV WOMEN and ROTH N' ROLL it's totally gay...Nothin' would be wrong with a g'mornin' thread ARMYSTYLE. Fuck, nursin' a hangover, complaining about the clap one got from the skanks received the night before 'tis one thing...
However, a thread filled with unfunny people thinking they're funny whilst jacking each other off and comparing notes whether they put either nonfat soymilk or happy, organic strawberries in their frosted flakes is something else entirely...
Fuckin' use the pm function for fucks sakes before we all puke.
Well, we all did regurgitate and hence, no more coffee thread. lmao
was it started in the dump? :pOriginally posted by Golden AWe
Starting a coffee shop thread may be nice and stuff, but on a web site dedicated to FILTH, PUSSEE, SEX, VIOLENCE, FULFEE BRITISH TV WOMEN
The Roth Army is a suf-forum to THE DUMP!
And this website is not about mo(u)rning coffee...it's about A MORNING BONER!!!
Come on Ash?Originally posted by ashstralia
was it started in the dump? :p
If it were started there, it wouldn't be a subject here.
Here My Dear Orange Peel, Sheila Lovin' and Stellar Mate from Down Under,
This 'tis how it went...
"So Ash BRUDAH, did you make your bed this morning?"
"Oh Maxy, making the bed sucks."
"Sorry Ash."
"That would be swell Maxy!!!
"Oh, golly gee.
"Jeepers Maxy, you're so nifty.
See? Fuckin' pages and pages of this bile...
Fuck, that just made me puke even imitating it and believe me... It was worse if you ever and unfortunately came across it.
God Bless 'em all for drop kickin' the thing far, far away from this site.
Last edited by MAX; 12-15-2005 at 04:49 AM.
Wow, thought I'd be on here....lol
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
"Weapon X! Weapon X! Where forth art thou Weapon X?"
The coffee thread, oh My, gayness, beond limitless, gayness!
I participated in the coffee thread, not knowing how Gay I was?
My Gayness is confirmed. I shall wash myself with soap.
It's my Soap and I shall wash with it, as Fast and as Long as I want!
I will wash Faster than Ever, to remove all the Gay.
HAHAHAHA....mine's in there....
it deserves this award too...
vote 'count to 1,000,000'....
ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos
"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore
Don't forget : http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...uck+you+nortonOriginally posted by WARF
BT wins hands down.
Here's my nominees for thread of the year.
Joe Thunder Vs. Alinchains - Street Fight - WARF
The thread MEZRO deleted. - Mezro
The Official for the record thread- Fabulous Shadow
Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut - Ims2
MEZRO is a fucking fag - hitch1969
No mention of my "thanks" thread, which really is a "gay" one!
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Wow!, I didn't make it. I though my thread would be on there for sure.
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
So many Gay threads...........so little Bandwidth.
We had 1,325 Gay Thread Nominees from which to choose.
I insisted The 2005 Rothies [which ivoted for] be included, because as Pojo pointed out, I was a FUCKING HOMO for naming them that. LMMFAO
I was trying to emulate the Emmys, and the Grammys......
Thank GOD ALinChainz stepped up with the AA [ ARMY AWARDS]
Although AL is a closet sausage jockey, at least he had the foresight to name the fucking awards properly.
Out.
Originally Posted by Kristy
MAX made a good point. Carmine's a grate guy and all, perhaps one of the best posters ever with his positive attitude and general cheerness and it's a shame he took the dumping of his thread as an insult, but... well, it WAS kinda gay.
Gets my vote.
Cheers! :bottle:
My threads were/are gay enough for my vote! Hey, if you cant make fun of yerself who can you make fun of?
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
No, I have a jockey sausage closet.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
So many Gay threads...........so little Bandwidth.
We had 1,325 Gay Thread Nominees from which to choose.
I insisted The 2005 Rothies [which ivoted for] be included, because as Pojo pointed out, I was a FUCKING HOMO for naming them that. LMMFAO
I was trying to emulate the Emmys, and the Grammys......
Thank GOD ALinChainz stepped up with the AA [ ARMY AWARDS]
Although AL is a closet sausage jockey, at least he had the foresight to name the fucking awards properly.
Out.
Big difference.
LMMFAO
Point noted.
Yep, that's why your girlfriend posted in it every day huh?Originally posted by MAX
Niiiiice and perfection.
Regardless of personal animosities among members, just think of the significance (or lack thereof) that utterly queeya "Coffee" thread brought.
It was either dumped, closed, moved, renamed, reopened and tossed around like the fuckin' plague. The ultimate goal being "KEEP THIS FUCKING THREAD FAR, FAR AWAY FROM ME!!!" :eek:
Think of any thread being so fucking GAY that it literally had to move to another site cuntpletely?
Hands down (or hands in each others panties with that crew) that thread 'tis the most deserving WINNA or weiner in their case. LMAO!!!
Nothing on this site is GAYER than you saying the best sex you ever had was the PHONE SEX you had with DG. Except perhaps your constant use of the words TIS and STELLAR.
Fuck you Max you loathsome SOB.
Do your kids a favor and leave their mother already, maybe then she can find someone who can be role models for them. Just think, that way you can have all the phone sex you want!
Hey now ... you don't like it when people mention your son.
And no one said nothing about you, and you always say that's when you have to lash out.
He/She is just mad the only Nomination it got was the Nipple as a Birthmark......
Typical......
Hey!Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yep, that's why your girlfriend posted in it every day huh?
Nothing on this site is GAYER than you saying the best sex you ever had was the PHONE SEX you had with DG. Except perhaps your constant use of the words TIS and STELLAR.
Fuck you Max you loathsome SOB.
Do your kids a favor and leave their mother already, maybe then she can find someone who can be role models for them. Just think, that way you can have all the phone sex you want!
I thought you were supposed to be mad AT ME!!!
Yeah! That's it. I am distraught that a bunch of losers on the internet didn't nominate me for a Rothie... My life is so incomplete without it.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He/She is just mad the only Nomination it got was the Nipple as a Birthmark......
I do need to edit my original post tho. There "tis" something gayer than Max's "stellar" phone sex with DG...
His GLADIATOR title is WAY gay. Gayer that he wears it with pride...
(Simply defending a friend AIC but let's not say I wasn't mentioned ok. I saw your post in said thread umkay.)
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yeah! That's it. I am distraught that a bunch of losers on the internet didn't nominate me for a Rothie... My life is so incomplete without it.
I do need to edit my original post tho. There "tis" something gayer than Max's "stellar" phone sex with DG...
His GLADIATOR title is WAY gay. Gayer that he wears it with pride...
(Simply defending a friend AIC but let's not say I wasn't mentioned ok. I saw your post in said thread umkay.)
"SOUR, PISSED OFF AND DRESSED IN RAGS...SHOWING SOME NIPPLE AND HER TITTYBAGS..."
uhuhuhuhuhhuh
"who's that girl with a flabby-ass shadow?"
I think there was a thread that was overlooked.
The Wicker Man and all of it's empty promisses... That was Gay...
But still not as GAY as the Galdiator!
the Gladiator thread Rocked.Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think there was a thread that was overlooked.
The Wicker Man and all of it's empty promisses... That was Gay...
But still not as GAY as the Galdiator!
There was a thread? Okkkkk...Missed that, but I was referring to the Gladiator himself.Originally posted by bfm
the Gladiator thread Rocked.
I don't think anyone cares about your opinion anymore, Fab.
Since when has that stopped me GA? I care and that's good enough.
Yay!
Christmas comes early for Dr. Lovesponge.
Yes, but I prefer to keep this gift wrapped.
In the biggest possible sweater.
*chuckling*
Hahahahaha!!!
Too fuckin' funny.
So, anyone wanna split a fagotty unSTELLAR cafe latte? 'TIS the gay thing for fat and ugly dorks to do. lmao
who stole my porkrinds?!?
What's up AWe?Originally posted by Golden AWe
Hey!
I thought you were supposed to be mad AT ME!!!
Nawwww...
More than likely Krispy Kreme Donuts, Taco Bell, Burger King and Pizza Hut must have cut someone off cos I sense an extremely disgruntled fried chicken dipped in mayonnaise addict having a bad day...errrrrrrrr...make that a bad life. lol
Hence, both the bitterness and beligerence.A lack of sugar, thousands of calories and just plain sudden fat gram withdrawls have gotta be a bitch for the obese, unloved, ugly and stupid. You know it's a bad sign when even the local grocery stores have to hire full time security guards to stop crazy, fat geeks with poor feminine hygiene wearing granny clothing (similar in size to tents) from drinking bottles of Ranch dressing through a hollowed out twinkie (that they just ate) whilst in the store "shopping." lmao
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you btw.
I want a donut
LMAO! You are so predictable. Too bad I don't eat any of the shit in your rant. You can go on your tyraids all you want Max and it wont bother me in the least because I know it's all bullshit. You can think whatever the fuck you like and it will have no effect on me except for a giggle here and there because at the end of the day, all you are to me is some internet addicted loser who's wife can't stand him who needs to pump himself up on a message board in order to feel like he's important to someone somewhere... Your self esteem is shot to hell and you come here to pump it up. People who have real lives don't spend all their time at this site telling everyone how exceptionally perfect they are. Trust me, anyone with an ego like yours would have posted their pic by now if they had the goods to back up their claims. I've spoke to you and you are obviously operating on 1/2 a brain cell. Have you ever been diagnosed as clinically retarded? You should look into that.Originally posted by MAX
What's up AWe?
Nawwww...
More than likely Krispy Kreme Donuts, Taco Bell, Burger King and Pizza Hut must have cut someone off cos I sense an extremely disgruntled fried chicken dipped in mayonnaise addict having a bad day...errrrrrrrr...make that a bad life. lol
Hence, both the bitterness and beligerence.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you btw.
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