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    Extra! Extra! Read ALL about it!

    Sammy Hagar – I Can’t Stand 5150

    Roth’s foot in my ass and Mike’s prick in my mouth, hey!
    Well, there's too much keyboards, I’m headin’ south, yeah!
    So I tried my best illegal move
    But Roth came back and crushed my groove again!

    CHORUS:
    Go on & write me up another slow love song
    Made lots of cash, so it can’t be wrong
    But Roth-era fans have been sayin’ for so long
    “I can't stand 5150!”
    Oh No! Uh!

    So I heard ‘Dreams’ on the radio, hey!
    And the DJ say he ‘can’t take anymo'
    Then he broke the CD and tossed it on the floor
    He said ‘No more crap, we’re playing 1984’
    I said "No, not again!"

    CHORUS II:
    Go on & write me up another slow love song
    Made lots of cash, so it can’t be wrong
    But Roth-era fans have been sayin’ for so long
    “I can't stand 5150!”
    Oh No! Uh!

    I can't stand 5150! (4x)
    Uh! (Solo)

    When I sing that slow, you know it's hard to hear.
    And I can't get my prick out of Mikey’s rear.
    Yeah, he’s used to playin’ ‘Push Comes To Shove’.
    But now I got him playin’ ‘When It’s Love’!
    (oh yeah)

    CHORUS:
    Go on & write me up another slow love song
    Made lots of cash, so it can’t be wrong
    But Roth-era fans have been sayin’ for so long
    “I can't stand 5150!”
    Oh No! Uh!

    No, no, no, “I can't stand ...(I can't stand 5150!)
    I can't stand... (I can't stand 5150!)
    I can't stand 5150!



    yeah.......just another Van Hagar smear job hosted by your friendly neighbourhood DLR_EngineRoom...

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    Good Job!

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    Originally posted by Alex Mogilny
    Good Job!
    Thanx yuzz!

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    Hilarious

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    Right on.

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    Funny shit dude! :-)

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