There will be an annoucement made tonight @ 6 PM
And No... i'm not Joe Thunder...
Just promoting the first and best DLR fan club...
Stay Tuned...
There will be an annoucement made tonight @ 6 PM
And No... i'm not Joe Thunder...
Just promoting the first and best DLR fan club...
Stay Tuned...
It's Eat Uz An' Smile Time again, friends!!
The baddest mammajammas on the planet, God-damn it!!
God set let there be light...an' boom, there wuz EUAS!
Nothin' but the best(EUAS)and later for the garbage(UFF)!!!!!!
The UFF
Are they still around?
What a bunch of pathetic Spammy fans.
And the captain of the team calls himself "Yankee Rose".
I think it's time to wipe them off the face of the planet again.
Eat that and smile bitch!
New blood is what we need...
Not that we're a bunch of old fuckin' men sittin' around sippin' coffee and trading recipes!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I'm gettin' all riled up...
You think i'm just gonna sit and watch EUAS go down the drain?
WRONG!
You got pojo, Icon, loons and myself...
The four horsemen!!!
The epitomy of the Roth Army, we're the box office babies...
We fill the fucking seats...
Now let's talk about ZAHWHO?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Two days ago, he had the nerve to come into my house...WARF COUNTRY... and spit on my belt...
And tell my good friend Mr Pojo Risin', that EUAS doesn't exist.
He had the nerve to tell him... that he doesn't post CONTENT anymore.
Like EUAS never happened!!
WELL IT HAPPENED!!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DAY IN AND DAY OUT.... EAT US AND SMILE!!!
THE FOUNDATION!!!!!
THE CREME DE LA CREM!!!
I'm talking bout the best DLR posters alive today....
(WARF turns his head at some chick in the audience.)
YOU KEEP LOOKIN' AT ME THAT WAY, I'M GONNA MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF YOU TONIGHT!
I ain't gonna sit around here and blow hot air.
Look at these diamonds...
look at this Oleg Cassini...
I'm custom made zahzoo... head to toe...
And make no mistake about it...
Your good moderator, and I respect ya... for everything you did at DDLR.com
But if you wanna step in the ring with a champion...
And talk all the bullshit about EUAS
YOU BETTER BE ONE HELLUVA MAN!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Last edited by WARF; 12-19-2005 at 02:32 PM.
Just keep on disrespecting WARF....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
You know what, fuck the annoucement @ 6 PM
I ain't Joe Thunder... and I don't want anyone to have to read THE ROTH ARMY WALL!! LOL
So here's the announcement...
It's been determined by Pojo_Risin, myself and the board of directors.
That there is gonna be 10 PEOPLE added to the EUAS roster.
But not just ten people... 10 of the most passionate diehard bleeding DLR fans... Right now we got about a dozen, which is a dozen short of what he had originally... so incase you missed it... check back on the last EUAS page... and you'll know what i'm talking about!
That's right it's a rebirth the best fucking fanclub of all time.
Don't bother shooting me, pojo, brownsound or any of the staff a PM.
You don't come to us...
We come to you...
The evolution is about to begin...
IT'S COMPLETE PENDEMONIUM!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE ISN'T GONNA JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Look at the crowd, EUAS is going wild... it's bubblin' up... and it's soon gonna boil... look into the eyes of IMAPUS SYLICKER.
You can sense the excitement!!!
CABRONI!!!
Look into these eyes, Eat Us And Smile is going WORLDWIDE BABY!
We've been to NY... took those little Hagarelli fans by their little necks... and beat em'
Los Angeles.. we took the cabo out of their hands... and beat em'
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
We just keep on winnin' and winnin' and winnin'...
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!
And diamondsgirl, I don't care what you say to me... I ain't gonna take you home...
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Cool tune...
But it really fucked me up, considering I was listening to the live CD of Dark Side of the Moon.....
No, I don't think they blend in very well.
Originally posted by WARF
IT'S COMPLETE PENDEMONIUM!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE ISN'T GONNA JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Look at the crowd, EUAS is going wild... it's bubblin' up... and it's soon gonna boil... look into the eyes of IMAPUS SYLICKER.
You can sense the excitement!!!
CABRONI!!!
Look into these eyes, Eat Us And Smile is going WORLDWIDE BABY!
We've been to NY... took those little Hagarelli fans by their little necks... and beat em'
Los Angeles.. we took the cabo out of their hands... and beat em'
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
We just keep on winnin' and winnin' and winnin'...
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!
And diamondsgirl, I don't care what you say to me... I ain't gonna take you home...
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
It's not 'Cabrón', that's spanish. It's CABRÃO!with a ~ on top of that motherfuckin' A - A as in ACE! Kick it, bitches!
Cheers! :bottle:
KICK ASS WARF! Live Wire is one of the best Crues best songs. EUAS?, Thats not with the 4 whoresman is it?
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
Eat Us And Smile is ready to reclaim our throne!
We've been sleepin' for a couple years.
And yes... that Crue song kicks ass!!!
This is all very exciting, but what I want to know is.... where the hell is that sugar cookie recipe you promised, WARF? And pass the half and half, this coffee Pojo made is strong tonight... lmao
That is all.
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Believe me, it's been the most stellar honor ever bestowed upon me at this site. I wear the badge with fucking pride. 'Tis the most stellar entity around.Originally posted by WARF
Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!
It's so fucking awesome to see the EUAS thread fucking stickied as it always should be.
It's funny cos when I still modded Main and the order came down for no more "stickies" I still "stickied" EUAS...
The best fucking thread EVA!!!
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
What did you just say? You better fucking spell it correctly or consider yourself banned and not just from this site but to hell and oblivion.Originally posted by Unchainme
4 whoresman
4 felching whoresman. Better, Wolverqueen?
Didn\'t you read what WARF wrote you stupid fuck?
Don\'t fuck with me fagboy beacause I\'m not in the mood and neither are the other horsemen. Don\'t think for one minute that you or your penboys have a chance in hell against us. We\'ll detinate your ass and shit on your corpse.Originally posted by WARF
The four horsemen!!!
Your avatar is BEYOND gay.Originally posted by Wolverine
What did you just say? You better fucking spell it correctly or consider yourself banned and not just from this site but to hell and oblivion.
Twistin' by the pool.
And post boring, repeative, monotonous horseshit like you?Originally posted by Wolverine
Didn\'t you read what WARF wrote you stupid fuck?
Don\'t fuck with me fagboy beacause I\'m not in the mood and neither are the other horsemen. Don\'t think for one minute that you or your penboys have a chance in hell against us. We\'ll detinate your ass and shit on your corpse.
I can't wait!
Detinate?Originally posted by Wolverine
We\'ll detinate your ass and shit on your corpse.
What is detinate?
Speaking of grammar, fucktard.
By the way, your new bitch RED DOUCHE made for a nice appetizer this afternoon. Were I you, I'd be kicking myself in the ass for hiring such an amateur dipshit.
Originally posted by bueno bob
Your avatar is BEYOND gay.
ok DARTH.........
You\'d be the one to know. Tell me BlowJobBob, how many times did you cum in your skidstained underpants when you posted that naked fag retreat pic?
uhuhuhuhuh uh uhuhuhuh uhuhu uhuhuhuh
Yo Bob...do me a favor and keep your battles outside of this thread...you have a hole forum to do it...
I've sat around relatively passive the past couple of years...watching shit happen and wondering what the fuck the point was with Roth in relative obscurity after the Dave and Bette tour...
Now we got Dave coming back onto the scene...bigger and badder than ever...and better yet...4 fucking hours every day...
time for EUAS to step it up...and step it out one more time.
Unchainme...no offense here bro...but you better make sure when WARF and I talk about the 4 horseman...and you roll up with 4 whoresman...that you got your gameface on...
cuz in case you didn't notice...we're fucking agitated...more agitated than perhaps we've been since we were busy building this site...not sure why...
like he said...
Evolution...
time to bring back the colors...
and watch out for Icon...last time I made the coffee to strong...
we made the great banning run of 2002...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh still makes you a fag.Originally posted by Wolverine
ok DARTH.........
You\'d be the one to know. Tell me BlowJobBob, how many times did you cum in your skidstained underpants when you posted that naked fag retreat pic?
uhuhuhuhuh uh uhuhuhuh uhuhu uhuhuhuh
BlowjobBob...fucking christ...welcome to 3rd grade insults...call me a "stupid head" next dipshit, show me how much of a fuckwit you really are...
Cool cool. But only because you asked niceOriginally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Bob...do me a favor and keep your battles outside of this thread...you have a hole forum to do it...
Let me alter what WARF said just a bit...
he said 10 people...and we based that on a conversation that we had yesterday...
I'm going to cap it at 10 new people...meaning...that's a Maximum number of new folk.
We still have a ton of people that are still registered and paying members...
Yo Velvet...by the way...you can't be in two clubs...lmfao...
time to come home...
I doubt will get 10 new members...doubt it a lot...
We may have to alter the horsemen mentality as well WARF...
we might have to go EUAS wolfpac on this shit...
cuz we can't let out the professor...
the understated one....
Mr. VA Beach...without a doubt...one of the most respected members on this board...
Hey it's about time for you to put that acronym back in your signature.Originally posted by conmee
This is all very exciting, but what I want to know is.... where the hell is that sugar cookie recipe you promised, WARF? And pass the half and half, this coffee Pojo made is strong tonight... lmao
That is all.
Icon.
E.U.A.S.
Sorry... no sugar cookie recipe.
Pete never shared it with me.
Goddamnit WARF...
I told you to get that fucking recipe...you son of a bitch...
You better at least know how to make a half decent fucking snicker doodle you bastard...
Fuck all that shit.
And godamnit... will you fuckers stop Pming me...
I don't care how good you look... unless you show me some pussy...
Your not gonna be EUAS.
15 pm's christ!
Yeah, and are these ten max... being inducted or indicted???
Originally posted by WARF
Fuck all that shit.
And godamnit... will you fuckers stop Pming me...
I don't care how good you look... unless you show me some pussy...
Your not gonna be EUAS.
15 pm's christ!
Yeah, and are these ten max... being inducted or indicted???
Hahahahahaha!!!
Holy shit... I just heard something....
it's moving closer....
Sounds like feet...
Um...I have to leave for a few moments...be right back...
Is Wolverqueen a part of EUAS? Faggot is about as useful as ritetool
:confused: Was he your spokesman for these mighty footsteps some months back? :confused:
I'm sure the other 10 selections will be true Roth diehards.
Last edited by Romeo Delight; 12-20-2005 at 05:58 AM.
Well, some of you do. My local station that carried HOWARD, 92.9 Jack FM, well now their going to the Infinity "JACK FMehoffer" "iPod" format. You see, it's a clever idea brought to you by fucking radio gEnIUseS©. It like if you had an iPod, with some cool tunes (like Classic VAN HALEN, as they have the opening of "Panama" in their promo even), mixed in with really gAy ShiitE on it such as...yes...Van HAGAR's "When It's Love"!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Bob...do me a favor and keep your battles outside of this thread...you have a hole forum to do it...
I've sat around relatively passive the past couple of years...watching shit happen and wondering what the fuck the point was with Roth in relative obscurity after the Dave and Bette tour...
Now we got Dave coming back onto the scene...bigger and badder than ever...and better yet...4 fucking hours every day...
They will be swindling us by playing this shIiTE iPud© stuff instead of DAVE.
Maybe I'll just fill my iPod up with gay shiite and play it for the eclectic mix, and get a Sirrus receiver...Though I think TWONABOMBER said DAVE will be streamed, and I'm hoping someone creates a bit torrent sight dedicated to taping and torrenting DAVE shows like some has of HOWARD's show...
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 12-20-2005 at 06:16 AM.
No Wolver isn't.Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Is Wolverqueen a part of EUAS? Faggot is about as useful as ritetool
:confused: Was he your spokesman for these mighty footsteps some months back? :confused:
I'm sure the other 10 selections will be true Roth diehards.
And if anyone is caught using the tag without permission
Will get a swift kick in the ass!
Go get em, boys....
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
Someone is gonna be inducted today.
Not sure who yet...
The nominees have been pouring in all day.
Katydid!!!Originally posted by WARF
Someone is gonna be inducted today.
Not sure who yet...
The nominees have been pouring in all day.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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