Oh my! Sammy's coming to town!
Be my lover tonight, Sammy...
Makes you think next time you check into a hotel whats been laying on the bed before you
That black chick actualy wasn't bad. Then again Ive been doing bottle tokes since lunch. Id still fuck her....Or at least spend the effort looking for the hole. Every adventure. Good endings or bad are still adventures.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
I'm glad I fucked my squaw earlier, 'cuz now I wouldn't be able to get a hardon........
You must be the bravest man here.Originally posted by Big Troubles
That black chick actualy wasn't bad. Then again Ive been doing bottle tokes since lunch. Id still fuck her....Or at least spend the effort looking for the hole. Every adventure. Good endings or bad are still adventures.
Just think if you had to bang this every day.
thefive
Im gonna take one for the team here guys...wish me luck. Im going in.
Got your flashlight? Snorkel? Board strapped to your ass? Dive in......
I picture my waist has a rope around it. You know, like in Poltergeist, when the Mom enters the "Other side". And when I come back I got all this goo on me. LOL no kid in my arms though. More like a Buick fender from 1968
Rock on bro....step back, kick it , lose a boot or a shoe. It's like Mt. Everest.Originally posted by Big Troubles
Im gonna take one for the team here guys...wish me luck. Im going in.
LOLOriginally posted by rustoffa
Rock on bro....step back, kick it , lose a boot or a shoe. It's like Mt. Everest.
thefive
Typical Van Hagar fans. Doing the best with what G-d gave 'em..
Those have to be the ugliest women in the world. I think I'm going to be sick.
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