You know it's going to happen.
It's going to happen over and over.
A caller is going to get on, and mention the grate ROTH ARMY.
But which member will have it's named dropped FIRST?
Sarge?
Pojo?
Joe Thunder?
Who will be the FIRST member mentioned on Dave's Show?
You know it's going to happen.
It's going to happen over and over.
A caller is going to get on, and mention the grate ROTH ARMY.
But which member will have it's named dropped FIRST?
Sarge?
Pojo?
Joe Thunder?
Originally Posted by Kristy
Joe Thunder might be his first guest.
He might take the place of hank the angry dwarf!
LMMFAO
Elephant Boytoy.
EUAS will naturally be mentioned soon enough.....
I'm taking the over/under on how far into the VERY first show the word "Reunion" is uttered. I'd venture to guess they don't make it out of the first 5-10 minutes without Caller #1 bringing it up....
Now that is gonna be the never-ending subject.
Alan the panther?
Dave will wonder aloud WTF is "Larg" ????
LMAO
No and probably doesn't give a shit.
ALinChainz?
My manager already contacted me about doing an interview. I cannot do it at this point and time for 2 reasons. 1, I am simply too busy right now. 2, I don't like New York. If the interview could be done at my office or even a neutral location I would do it. Too many fucking goofballs and darkies in NY.
Originally posted by boy, u stupid
My man already contacted me about doing an interview with BluBoy magazine. I cannot do it at this point and time for 2 reasons. 1, I am simply too gay right now. 2, I don't like New York. If the interview could be done at the Blue Oyster or even another homosexual location I would do it. Too many fucking heteros and darkies in NY.
Eat Us And Smile
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Your third "last post" til the New Year huh semen slurp?Originally posted by boy, u stupid
My manager already contacted me about doing an interview. I cannot do it at this point and time for 2 reasons. 1, I am simply too busy right now. 2, I don't like New York. If the interview could be done at my office or even a neutral location I would do it. Too many fucking goofballs and darkies in NY.
Do you call your dad a darkie? And how does your mom like it if you do?
By manager, you do mean probation officer? Or is it your sex offender counselor?
Could you be more specific?
LMMFAO
Scoreboard reads...........
AL = 1,385
JT = 0
E.U.A.S.
lol
Joe needs a timeout.
FORD kicks his ass too ... nice to see a varying spin on things ... keeps the ideas fresh.
Joey stays out of that Front Line too.
Anyays, back on topic ... you gotta believe the Army gets a mention in week one of the show.
Absolutely.Originally posted by ALinChainz
Anyays, back on topic ... you gotta believe the Army gets a mention in week one of the show.
We'll end up needing a "tally" thread just to see who gets the most mentions!!! LMAO
Poor Joey.
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and of course.....your's truly
The first caller:
When will the old VH get back together?
#2 Why not? How come?
#3 Please Dave, we'll do anything!
#4 Have you talked to the other 3 lately? When was the last time?
This type of shit will go on for the first month. Then the show will get interesting.
You can bet the callers will be heavily screened and the topic of VH reunion will be taboo...
Meet us in the future, not the pasture
and with the delay we'll never hear those calls.
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Good thread...
Hadn't really thought about the potential of the Roth Army being mentioned...
lmfao...the potential is fucking mindnumbing...
nope...that's just the booze...nevermind...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
true, pojo!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Good thread...
Hadn't really thought about the potential of the Roth Army being mentioned...
lmfao...the potential is fucking mindnumbing...
nope...that's just the booze...nevermind...
imagine 50k new members in one month....
Originally posted by ashstralia
true, pojo!
imagine 50k new members in one month....
There was a bum-rush the days following the announcement...
"Most users ever online was 2053 on 10-25-2005 at 11:13 AM"
Didnt that crash the fucking thing for a day? We all might consider making a donation at that point if we want to continue enjoying an actual working website. And we should somehow be branded OG's...we will be lost in the sea of new army members, loads of new sheep pen members and half the stern audience taking digs...
Army could be an accurate word, this could be the start of EP 7: The Thread Wars..Mods be prepared.
yeah, and instead of useful info, Golden Awe spammed the shit out of main.Originally posted by Nickdfresh
There was a bum-rush the days following the announcement...
"Most users ever online was 2053 on 10-25-2005 at 11:13 AM"
LMAO.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
lmfao...the potential is fucking mindnumbing...
nope...that's just the booze...nevermind...
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
me thinks he should give top props to his number 1 fan..rtfj
Food for thought ............Originally posted by Big Train
Didnt that crash the fucking thing for a day? We all might consider making a donation at that point if we want to continue enjoying an actual working website. And we should somehow be branded OG's...we will be lost in the sea of new army members, loads of new sheep pen members and half the stern audience taking digs...
Army could be an accurate word, this could be the start of EP 7: The Thread Wars..Mods be prepared.
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
You mean he Dave won't be mentioning his nephew Jizzy?
OMGOriginally posted by Dr. Love
You mean he Dave won't be mentioning his nephew Jizzy?
I forgot all about that
LMMFAO
Jizzy could easily ask unkle dave to be an Intern on his show.
Stuttering Jizzy
[ when you call in and drop my name, Doc, will you be wearing your bathrobe?]
maybe he will have the president of jack daniels on.
Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I'm really turned on by the thought of Sammy Hagar bent over in front of me; I sure hope he doesn't shave his back hair, though. What a drag that would be...
Twistin' by the pool.
I'll be making announcements about me and Jessica Simpson visiting Dave's show soon. So stay tuned.
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
if that's the best dave can put on his show it will be over quick. why not put the midgets masturbating donkeys while roth shakes his jack over them on as an encore.....Originally posted by Golden AWe
I'll be making announcements about me and Jessica Simpson visiting Dave's show soon. So stay tuned.
If that's the best YOU can put on this board, your stint will be full of longsuffering pain and misery. Why not put the Orkin man spraying your hair down while your mom calls the carpet cleaners on as an encore?Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
if that's the best dave can put on his show it will be over quick. why not put the midgets masturbating donkeys while roth shakes his jack over them on as an encore.....
Fuck it, it'll get better.
I'm not worried about the board crashing...
if it does...it does...life goes on people...
it's a message board...
rest assured it will be back up asap...
and there will be some people here...of that...you can be assured of...
why not put dave's hairdresser on, i bet he could tell a few good stories involving spray paint and forehead reductions......Originally posted by rustoffa
If that's the best YOU can put on this board, your stint will be full of longsuffering pain and misery. Why not put the Orkin man spraying your hair down while your mom calls the carpet cleaners on as an encore?
Fuck it, it'll get better.
Why not put ritetool's father on the show so he can tell us stories about how he used to make ritetool swallow his load.....
Dave is on the air RIGHT NOW. it is 11:44 PM EST.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DIAMOND FUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH. I FUCKING WIN!
Last edited by twonabomber; 12-30-2005 at 11:54 PM.
ritetool was actually conceived in a jacuzzi.Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Why not put ritetool's father on the show so he can tell us stories about how he used to make ritetool swallow his load.....
His "dad" farted whilst his unsuspecting mother was soaking.
did u have the balls to ask him why he fucked up his career and vh by walking out on them in 1985? all to do a shitty movie and be everyone's fav game show host.Originally posted by twonabomber
Dave is on the air RIGHT NOW. it is 11:44 PM EST.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DIAMOND FUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH. I FUCKING WIN!
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