Ok this is not exactly a cartoon, but I think it belongs here.
I ran across something I had long forgotten about.
You know General Zod runs for president now every 4 years.
When he was running for president in the 2008 elections, I sent him an email, and I found he actually posted it on his website. It had to do with his Vice-President Ursa.
http://www.zod2008.com/older-ask-the-general.htm
Q. O Mighty General Zod! Soon to be President, yet current Ruler Of Planet Earth... My insignificant and mindless question concerns Vice-President Ursa. I must assume that being almost as powerful as your Lordship, and being Second-In-Command in your planetary rulership that she may require some sex slaves. Where may I sign up to be her personal assistant in charge of tongue-baths? I realize I am unworthy to soil your superior mental capacity with such rubbish, but I find her HOT and wish to caress her very thighs with my drool.... Your Eternal Slave, - Hardrock69
A. Fool! You dare approach your rulers with sexual propositions? This shall not be tolerated anymore! My staff will filter all such letters in the future and your address will be passed to the DHS, who shall take care of you.
The most expensive snake oil in world history I might add. i can see being taken for $50 but $14 Trillion plus?Originally Posted by BigBadBrian
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
"...obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies. We're bound to by treaty,"
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All this past week (beginning on Apr 17, 2011), Doonesbury has been running a strip focusing on the absurdity of Donald Trump running for President. Rather than posting all of them, they are available to read at the official Doonesbury site.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
The cartoonists seem to love the Donald's hair (or dead animal, whichever it is)........
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Given how things are going in my home state, I found this appropriate. From yesterday's Pearls Before Swine.
How's about a joke?
Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."
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