So DAVE was In Love With APOLLONIA?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49181

    So DAVE was In Love With APOLLONIA?

    Apollonia...



    David Lee Roth

    David Lee RothBorn: 10-Oct-1954
    Birthplace: Bloomington, IN

    Gender: Male
    Ethnicity: White
    Sexual orientation: Straight
    Occupation: Musician

    Nationality: United States
    Executive summary: Former lead singer, Van Halen

    Spawned of a schoolteacher and an ophthalmologist, David Lee Roth entered the world in the Monroe County town of Bloomington - and the future of the spandex industry was insured as a result. In his childhood Roth was given an introduction to music by way of his father's Al Jolson records, later picking up on the Ray Charles songs being played on the radio and attending live performances at the Cafe Wha? during visits to his uncle, the venue's proprietor. By his teen years his family had relocated to California, and he began performing both as a solo vocalist and as a member of an L.A. rock band named the Red Ball Jets. It was through his association with the Jets that Roth was introduced to the Pasadena band Mammoth and the two brothers behind it, guitarist Eddie Van Halen and drummer Alex Van Halen: the rival band on occasion rented the Jets' P.A. system, and eventually they invited the flamboyant singer to join their ranks. By 1974, upon discovering the moniker 'Mammoth' was already being used by another band, the group changed it's name to Van Halen and began working to establish it's reputation through relentless gigging.

    During a four-month residency at the Starwood Club, aspiring big-time asshole Roth and his co-horts attracted the interest of established big-time asshole Gene Simmons; Simmons assisted the band with the production of a demo tape, and eventually helped to secure a deal with ultimate corporate assholes Warner Brothers. The resulting 1978 debut release Van Halen proved to be a huge success with the heavy rock crowd - as much for the music as for the reputation for excess surrounding the band (a reputation largely resulting from the on- and off-stage antics the singer). Over the next six years, the Roth-fronted version of Van Halen released a series of incresingly-popular albums: the sophmore effort Van Halen II (1979) followed by Women and Children First (1980), Fair Warning (1981), Diver Down (1982) and, finally, the career-culminating release 1984. 1984 featured several of what continue to be the band's best known songs, Jump and Panama - the promotional videos for which had Roth leaping about and shaking his spandex-wrapped bum on television sets all around the world.

    In 1985 David Lee Roth released Crazy From the Heat, an EP of cover songs that scored big with versions of Cab Calloway's Just a Gigolo and The Beach Boys' California Girls (the video for the latter thoroughly investigating the possibilities of how much T&A can be squeezed into three minutes of film). By this time the fact that the singer and his Van Halen bandmates had become mutually fed up with each other had become well-known (and surely both sides had ample enough reason), and the release of a solo project was a clear indication that the end of his tenure was drawing near. Not long afterwards Roth officially announced his departure. The next year Roth issued his full-length solo debut Eat 'Em and Smile; both this album and it's follow-up release, Skyscraper (1988), rivalled the popularity of his Van Halen-era material, in no small part due to Roth making use of a backing band that included the skills of ex-Frank Zappa guitar acrobat Steve Vai and bassist Billy Sheehan.

    The 1990s saw the inevitable decline for the singer, his next two albums A Little Ain't Enough (1991) and Your Filthy Little Mouth (1994) making a greatly diminished impression on the mainstream music scene. Roth responded with several fruitless strategies to regain his former status, beginning with a short-lived effort to break into the has-been Vegas circuit. Two miscarried attempts to rejoin Van Halen followed, the initial attempt resulting in two songs for a 'best of' collection and a non-musical appearance at the 1996 MTV Music Video Awards (an event that ended in a public fight between Roth and guitarist Van Halen, and brought an abrupt end to any speculation about a long-term reunion). A 'tell-all' biography (Crazy From the Heat) subsequently published in 1997 failed to ignite much controversy. After putting together a new band and releasing a fifth solo album, DLR Band (1998), Roth made his second attempt to rejoin Van Halen; apparently, some recording sessions were completed in 2000, but the project was stalled by Eddie Van Halen's announcement of a cancer diagnosis the following year.

    Father: Nathan Roth (ophthalmologist)
    Mother: Sybil Roth (schoolteacher)
    Sister: Lisa
    Sister: Allison
    Girlfriend: Apollonia (singer, ex-)
    Slept with: Savannah
    Daughter: Avy Lee Roth (according to her)

    High School: Pasadena, CA

    University: Pasadena City College

    Van Halen Vocalist 1974-84;1996;2000
    David Lee Roth
    DLR Band Vocalist 1998-2000

    Drug Possession: Marijuana Washington Square Park, New York City 18-Apr-1993
    Jewish Ancestry

    Risk Factors: Marijuana, Malaria

  • bantonelli
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Nov 2004
    • 2629

    #2
    The Avy Lee Roth "Daughter" false blurb should be removed from DLR's bio....it's ridiculous that she's getting such publicity just because she has a nose that won't quit.
    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

    Comment

    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49181

      #3
      DNA test anybody?

      Comment

      • fuckhowardstern
        Commando
        • Nov 2005
        • 1210

        #4
        And on the issue of that sleaze merchant imposter, Avy Lee Roth, didn't Dave have significant paternity insurance through Lloyds of London for all those years? If she thought she could prove she was his illegitimate daughter, wouldn't she claim title to the proceeds of that policy (I am sure the nature of the policy would still cover her even if the policy is no longer active) to which she would clearly be entitled instead of having boring sex on lame, B rate porno movies to pay for her crack habit?

        Comment

        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35180

          #5









          She ended up marrying the priest from Dynasty...

          Comment

          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58777

            #6
            Wasn't everyone in love with Appolonia back then?
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

            Comment

            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49181

              #7
              I wanted to Apple-bonea her...Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

              Comment

              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20541

                #8
                HA!

                DAVE knockin' boots with Appolonia.....he must have REALLY been jealous of Speddie marrying that C-movie actress...when he was shacked up with the chick in 1984's blockbuster movie.......


                BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

                DAVE scores hotter pussy than EVH.....who didn't know that?!?


                Yeah...really gay or Bi.....


                'Ya CUNTS

                Comment

                • NATEDOG001976
                  Veteran
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2369

                  #9
                  Lake Minnetonka Baby!!! Great Lake, the lake of choice for the Minnesota Vikings as well!
                  http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                  http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                  Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                  Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                  Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                  Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                  Originally posted by Northern Girl
                  Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

                  Comment

                  • Full Bug
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2921

                    #10
                    Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

                    Comment

                    • Full Bug
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2921

                      #11
                      How she looks these days....
                      Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

                      Comment

                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5805

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Full Bug
                        How she looks these days....

                        Girl... your sexy days are over...
                        Please cover that big cameltoe, about to burst!!!
                        Last edited by blonddgirl777; 01-04-2006, 12:48 PM.
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

                        Comment

                        • Take 'Em
                          Head Fluffer
                          • May 2005
                          • 311

                          #13
                          Wow, she's grown quite a F.U.P. (Fat Upper Pussy)

                          Comment

                          • blonddgirl777
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2005
                            • 5805

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Takeem5
                            Wow, she's grown quite a F.U.P. (Fat Upper Pussy)
                            Fat upper pussy (with a 5 o'clock shadow), fat belly and all...

                            How can I criticize a woman's body like that???
                            Well... when you're willingly busting out of tight clothes in public, thinking you are still hot...
                            you begging for a laugh!
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

                            Comment

                            • Take 'Em
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 311

                              #15
                              I have read that in some 3rd world tribes the F.U.P is a sign of stature and anchievement in the clan.

                              However on this bitch it's just Fucking FAT...............

                              Comment

                              Working...