What's there to defend?
He's not the real king of media. He's not a talk radio veteran. He's a Rock And Roll Icon with the gift of gab and a brand new fucking gig.
If anything, the world that's spinning beneath our feet is saturated with MEDIA.....I mean like saturated and jaded.
It's a fucking joke....I've read enough critical diatribes' on this deal to make Jim Goad's proof reader dizzy. Did Howard Stern have to deal with this level of hype and sensationalism when he was trying out the training wheels?
No.
Did Howard Stern's style and schtick that mesmerizes' the millions and millions of lowbrow afficiandos' evolve over the course of two fucking days?
No.
Will Dave Roth be as popular a radio host as Howard Stern?
I don't know.
I know this much:
David Lee Roth was stomping around the whole fucking planet, and OWNING it long before the era of mass media. He has NOTHING to prove to ANYONE.
*NEWS FLASH*
David Lee Roth doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.....never has. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if Howard Stern signed a contract with No fucking Doubt to be their new front thing. You know, Stern would be stepping into a gig belying his field of expertise!
Would Howard Stern do such a thing....like, as a SERIOUS endeavor?
No.
The parallelium is there folks. Eat it and Fucking Smile.
You're the man Dave. Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.
OOPS! :eek:
That might just be on the docket.