The "Van Halen Camp" says "Cold Day in Hell" before Roth Returns

[POJO_Risin]

Haven't we heard this shit before?

Check out the story on our front page here at the Army...

[fuckhowardstern]

LMFAO!!! "and stop having Sammy "Bette" Hagar calling the Post with a bag over his mouth..."

[bru87tr]

you think ed is gonna go to his grave before making wolfie 1 billion dollars? I think not!

ed knows the only way back to the top and being the #1 guitar player again is with dave.

ed is about making money (ala sam reunion if you want to call it a reunion, I call it burnt toast) only a matter of time before d caves to the money. there is too much on the table to turn down. I am sure it has been planned for years and one day we will be suprised. watch ed on the balance tour playing the CVH tunes. the biggest smiles you will se in that whole video. if he hated CVH so much he would never have made sam sing those songs.

since when has any spokesperson from the VH camp ever told the truth..... give me a break!!!!!

[Unchainme]

It'll be a "Cold Day In Hell" when I'll ever buy a ticket to a Van Halen show without Dave in it. Motherfuck the sisters for their bullshit, they keep pissing away their legacy even more everyday.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by bru87tr
you think ed is gonna go to his grave before making wolfie 1 billion dollars? I think not!

he's been offered that money before and didn't do it...

ed knows the only way back to the top and being the #1 guitar player again is with dave.

the only thing ed wants to know these days is that there is enough smoking loons in hi fridge and cigs in his pocket

watch ed on the balance tour playing the CVH tunes. the biggest smiles you will se in that whole video. if he hated CVH so much he would never have made sam sing those songs.

he doesn't hate the songs but the man who should be the one to sing them

since when has any spokesperson from the VH camp ever told the truth..... give me a break!!!!!

right about that...

[bantonelli]

If the statement is true from the Van Halen camp that
"It will be a Cold Day in Hell" before they would reunite with ROTH...

My Message to EVH/AVH & MA is:


CONSIDER YOUR CAREERS OVER, SPOTLIGHT DIMMED & THE STADIUM EMPTY......

Without ROTH & CVH FANS, you guys will NEVER again be able to laugh all the way to the Bank or recapture any market share in the World of Rock.

Fans have spoken, you've heard us, but don't care...so neither do we.

Major Kudos to ROTH for believing in himself, CVH music he helped create and THE FANS.

Just Remember...Without us (THE FANS) purchasing the CDs, attending the Concerts & requesting Radio airplay of the music catalog - you guys don't exist......

You know what the FANS want, but your egos are beyond redemption to give it back.

ROTH n' ROLL...the way it will remain.

[FORD]

It will also be a cold day in Hell before I believe anything at Blabbermouth.net, which rivals MelodiCrock.com for accuracy.

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, I wonder that source is? Ray Danniel's maid?

Wolfie's love doll?

[SNIPER]

With all the fucked up weather and shit we are having a cold day in hell may not be to far fetched.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yeah, I wonder that source is?

A disgruntled Hagar loving faggot who knows and fears that the possibility of Roth returning to the Van Halen helm is a real one.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by bru87tr
you think ed is gonna go to his grave before making wolfie 1 billion dollars? I think not!

ed knows the only way back to the top and being the #1 guitar player again is with dave.

ed is about making money (ala sam reunion if you want to call it a reunion, I call it burnt toast) only a matter of time before d caves to the money. there is too much on the table to turn down. I am sure it has been planned for years and one day we will be suprised. watch ed on the balance tour playing the CVH tunes. the biggest smiles you will se in that whole video. if he hated CVH so much he would never have made sam sing those songs.

since when has any spokesperson from the VH camp ever told the truth..... give me a break!!!!!

Yeah, isn't it funny....SPAM HAD to sing CVH or else the bros. would have said "Say La Vie" (sp?) .... and the songs still sounded like crap! I was at the 2004 Concert here in LA because my boss's friend gave me 2 free tickets (hell no, I wasn't going to buy a ticket to see SPAM ruin the CVH Legacy) and I was bored to tears and got pissed when SPAM sang "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" as if the audience was really digging it (NOT!).

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by bantonelli
I was bored to tears and got pissed when SPAM sang "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" as if the audience was really digging it (NOT!).

I think I would have puked!

[LoungeMachine]

Afterlife Weather Forecast

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7 x 7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all.

The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that.

The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received
by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (-300ºK), gives H as 798ºK (525ºC).

The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed. However, Revelation 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulphur] means that its temperature must be at or below its boiling point, 444.6ºC.

We have, then, that Heaven, at 525ºC is hotter than Hell at 445ºC.


(source unknown) and stolen from http://rogue.northwest.com/~crt/tocedit.htm

[1/1/97] Here is what one correspondent tells us:
Regarding the calculations of the temperatures of heaven and hell using
real Bible passages as the source as presented on your website, these
were presented in the Journal of Applied Optics, a well respected,
important journal in its field. I am not positive of the actual
citation, but it may be in the August 1972 issue of said journal. If not
in the August issue, it indeed appeared it that journal during that time
period. I also do recall that in the journal they gave no source,
stating that it was merely passed from one to another to another to
another...

Hope this helps!
JB


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... and from another correspondent: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.


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Bonus Question: Is Hell ...
exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave; therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.


Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, that "... it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

[redblkwht]

Nice read bro..5 stars, i dig your post-
well put!

Originally posted by bantonelli
If the statement is true from the Van Halen camp that
"It will be a Cold Day in Hell" before they would reunite with ROTH...

My Message to EVH/AVH & MA is:


CONSIDER YOUR CAREERS OVER, SPOTLIGHT DIMMED & THE STADIUM EMPTY......

Without ROTH & CVH FANS, you guys will NEVER again be able to laugh all the way to the Bank or recapture any market share in the World of Rock.

Fans have spoken, you've heard us, but don't care...so neither do we.

Major Kudos to ROTH for believing in himself, CVH music he helped create and THE FANS.

Just Remember...Without us (THE FANS) purchasing the CDs, attending the Concerts & requesting Radio airplay of the music catalog - you guys don't exist......

You know what the FANS want, but your egos are beyond redemption to give it back.

ROTH n' ROLL...the way it will remain.

[MAX]

Originally posted by redblkwht
Nice read bro..5 stars, i dig your post-
well put!

I dig YOU!!!

How about showin' a little skin in the EUAS thread toots?