and even better to have your own SAVEROTH-radioshow with smashing co-hosts like GOLDEN AWeOriginally posted by Phil theStalker
DAVE'S talking aboot mmme again...STALKERS!
DAVE'S saying tit's fashionable t2o have a stalker.
DAVE said some celebs brag aboot having several stalkers.
I appreciate da RECOGNITION!
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
WWe're DOUBLE dyno-mite and PIZZAZZ wit strange wet pets.Originally posted by Golden AWe
and even better to have your own SAVEROTH-radioshow with smashing co-hosts like GOLDEN AWe
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i'm well lubricated and ready to hit the bushes
naked!
I've been there standing naked in da back aff da woods...Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'm well lubricated and ready to hit the bushes
naked!
Da police know da rest.
i do IT HARDOriginally posted by Phil theStalker
WWe're DOUBLE dyno-mite and PIZZAZZ wit strange wet pets.
i'm GOOD in WRIST-LING!
da police is often GAY.Originally posted by Phil theStalker
I've been there standing naked in da back aff da woods...
Da police know da rest.
they aren't like dirty harry anymore
Well, Phil, don't bother stalking him by email anymore, Dave just said not to email him because CBS is not giving him his emails. You think they are giving them to the FBI instead? Does this concern you at all?
I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.
Not anymore.Originally posted by Golden AWe
da police is often GAY.
they aren't like dirty harry anymore
They used t2o ask f4or breath samples.
Now they ask f4or semen samples.
BUDDA BING!
Phil,
You're more entertaining that Dave's show nowadays.
Naw, da FBI, restraining orders, boodyguards, nothings bothers mmme. Dat's f4or amateurs and dabblers!Originally posted by chumscrubber
Well, Phil, don't bother stalking him by email anymore, Dave just said not to email him because CBS is not giving him his emails. You think they are giving them to the FBI instead? Does this concern you at all?
I like stalking...er, calling DAVE, t2oo.
So are YOO!Originally posted by Warham
Phil,
You're more entertaining that Dave's show nowadays.
they can go CSI and check our girlfriends at da bowling alleysOriginally posted by Phil theStalker
Not anymore.
They used t2o ask f4or breath samples.
Now they ask f4or semen samples.
BUDDA BING!
their cheeks may be glowing!
just like some of the COPS cheeks!
We have a new caller on line three!Originally posted by chumscrubber
Well, Phil, don't bother stalking him by email anymore, Dave just said not to email him because CBS is not giving him his emails. You think they are giving them to the FBI instead? Does this concern you at all?
Phil, will we let him through?
Feeling regular today, Phil? How about a report?
Yeh, cops are da kinkyest right after DOCTORS!Originally posted by Golden AWe
they can go CSI and check our girlfriends at da bowling alleys
their cheeks may be glowing!
just like some of the COPS cheeks!
I can DRESS up likephil a-a-and !FOOL da COPS !Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Naw, da FBI, restraining orders, boodyguards, nothings bothers mmme. Dat's f4or amateurs and dabblers!
I like stalking...er, calling DAVE, t2oo.
they WILL think I'M Phil!
ahahaha
that's a cunning plan!
yES, eggaztly on time, t2oo.Originally posted by chumscrubber
Feeling regular today, Phil? How about a report?
30 mminutes right after I heard DAVE start talking.
Tit was a tease to2day.
I had t2o go, butt (no pun) when I sat down I couldn't go.
When dat happuns I usually git sumthing t2o read.
Dis time I used a stimulant.
I spilled mmy early mmoarning coffee right on mmy balls and a certain part aff mmy brain speeded up and dat poop shot out like tit came out aff a cannon.
Da force aff da excretion splashed all da water outta da bowl so when I flushed tit just sat there taunting mme cuntil da bowl filled up.
And then tit was gone.
Like DAVE'S ethnic music loops.
I had a little hard time getting back here online cause I had t2o wipe da raw sewage aff mmmy slippers.
Consequencely, I've become an Early MMorning austic ONLINE Entertainer!
LMFAO!!!
Even better than tape worms!
And dis ain't even da PHIL THE STALKER ShOw LIVE!Originally posted by chumscrubber
Even better than tape worms!
Golden AWe and I need a separate thread f4or dat.
Dis is mmore like gooing through da Psyche Ward at Xmas.
Visit da patients, hit on da nurses, steal some drugs.
HEY! Dat sounds like DAVE when he's visiTITing his mom at da ASSisTITed Living home.
LOL
The jeep crystler commercial
Dave doesn't give a flying fuck it sounds like
Wit challenges comes opporTUNAties!Originally posted by bluemustard
Dave doesn't give a flying fuck it sounds like
Last Fryday DAVE sounded like a mmman who lost his SOUL!
Maybe it will be cool.
It's like first he was using this:
Now only this:
Like minimalism or something..I dunno..
Doo yoo wake up and git drunk or R U like dis all da time? :eek:Originally posted by bluemustard
Maybe it will be cool.
It's like first he was using this:
Like minimalism or something..I dunno..
Im drinkin beer and smokin a joint..it's 13:43 pm in Amsterdam.
I ain't like this all the time.
Yoo should git a copyright on dat werd likephil.Originally posted by Golden AWe
I can DRESS up likephil a-a-and !FOOL da COPS !
they WILL think I'M Phil!
I've neva seen dat werd bef4ore.
I like da li-il dynamick like in mmy name Philip.
Use yer copyright symbol.
Doo they have dat symbol on Funland keyboards?
Hey, how's yer outstanding, POPular brother?
Is he still on da street handing out cards f4or his sex business?
Yoo doon't sound like yer in Omaha, Nebraska.Originally posted by bluemustard
Im drinkin beer and smokin a joint..it's 13:43 pm in Amsterdam.
I ain't like this all the time.
Doo yoo have any AMerican friends who live near yoo?
What are they like?
I live in a Muslim Ghetto.
No American friends.
Just Hash & Kebab.
Aff Muslims doon't use drugs how come they smoke so mmmuch good HASHISH?Originally posted by bluemustard
I live in a Muslim Ghetto.
No American friends.
Just Hash % Kebab.
Yoo couldn't go thru da MMiddle East without running int2o hooka housess wit bidi pipes.
they make damn good hash.
Missed the hooka houses wit bidi pipes.
Dude, yer a trend SETTER!Originally posted by bluemustard
they make damn good hash.
Missed the hooka houses wit bidi pipes.
Did DAVE just say peter triangle on da AIR?
MMan, dat's tapped OUT!
LOL
The phonecall now
that was the best speech I've ever heard on radio. "I'd be surprised if I'm still on in 3 weeks, they want me to quit but I won't quit. This show sucks big time."
We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
lol
Cleveland is a hot bed aff TALENT!Originally posted by bluemustard
LOL
The phonecall now
A hot bed wit BED BUGS!
I'll have t2o git dat guy on mmmy PHIL THE STALKER Show LIVE t2o doo imitations.
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Yoo mmmake a lotta good points, bluemustard.
I think Dave better be careful. I bet those bastard CBS lawyers are listening and documenting every word he says. They don't want to pay Dave what is owed.
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