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    DLRArmy Mod Merchandising Choices

    So what Hagar merchandising are the infamous Army '4' going to buy?

    The moderators from here that are going to Hagar tour should get themselves equipped properly.

    First up, retailing at only $30, the Sammy anti alien baseball cap.





    Only by kitting out yourselves in advance can you ensure you wil be protected from aliens downloading your brains.

    Remember it may not take them very long so keep it on at all times.

    Cheers!

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    LMAO!!!!
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    Make sure you throw in $60 Red Rocker Sunglasses:



    Of course your Sammy Hagar $13 thong:



    And everyone needs a $12 Sammy Hagar keychain:


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    I was thinking of getting a patent-pending FORD Tin Foil Beanie.

    That should either protect me, or further fry the rest of my brain.
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    Originally posted by Dr. Love
    I was thinking of getting a patent-pending FORD Tin Foil Beanie.

    That should either protect me, or further fry the rest of my brain.
    is that part of the "remodel with ford" foil collection or will that be covered in the "fun with foil:1001 clothing applications of foil" by ford?

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    So what Hagar merchandising are the infamous Army '4' going to buy?

    The moderators from here that are going to Hagar tour should get themselves equipped properly.

    First up, retailing at only $30, the Sammy anti alien baseball cap.





    Only by kitting out yourselves in advance can you ensure you wil be protected from aliens downloading your brains.

    Remember it may not take them very long so keep it on at all times.

    Cheers!


    That guy is about as old as Hagar
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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    So what Hagar merchandising are the infamous Army '4' going to buy?

    The moderators from here that are going to Hagar tour should get themselves equipped properly.

    First up, retailing at only $30, the Sammy anti alien baseball cap.



    Only by kitting out yourselves in advance can you ensure you wil be protected from aliens downloading your brains.

    Remember it may not take them very long so keep it on at all times.

    Cheers!

    The moderators here who are pretending that a Dave w/VH tour is going to happen anytime soon can have my twice istened to Diamond Dave CD for free.

    Simly PM me with your address and I will ship it to you free of charge as I am embarrased to to have anyone see it in my collection.


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    Dont forget your "Red Rocker Vaginal Deodorant" guys ! :p
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    Originally posted by Rubnose
    The moderators here who are pretending that a Dave w/VH tour is going to happen anytime soon can have my twice istened to Diamond Dave CD for free.

    Simly PM me with your address and I will ship it to you free of charge as I am embarrased to to have anyone see it in my collection.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Dont forget your "Red Rocker Vaginal Deodorant" guys ! :p
    Yes I will stop by your moms and pick it up on the way to the show as well as receive the usual knobber that is always available.

    Thanks Mom.

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    Originally posted by Rubnose
    Yes I will stop by your moms and pick it up on the way to the show as well as receive the usual knobber that is always available.

    Thanks Mom.

    Yeah ! Mom tells me your cunt is the smelliest.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Dont forget your "Red Rocker Vaginal Deodorant" guys ! :p
    LMAO!
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Yeah ! Mom tells me your cunt is the smelliest.

    Damm that was a good comeback..

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    ..all this talking of cunts

    ..is hardknockz aboot ?
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