So what Hagar merchandising are the infamous Army '4' going to buy?
The moderators from here that are going to Hagar tour should get themselves equipped properly.
First up, retailing at only $30, the Sammy anti alien baseball cap.
Only by kitting out yourselves in advance can you ensure you wil be protected from aliens downloading your brains.
Remember it may not take them very long so keep it on at all times.
Cheers!