Welcome, hi.
I see t2wo aff mmy co-hosts have shown up Golden AWe and Cato. Let's see aff they know dat mmy PHIL THE STALKER LIVE SHOW inda mmornings onda INTWATNET has starTITed.
F4or those aff yoo whoo know mme yoo know I'm not a mmorning person. I'm neva here in da mmornings. I hate mmornings.
Fak.
Tit's VEnillE FridEy. JUst as I promised.
I alreedy t2ook a shit.
Tit was an Olympic shit. Dat' has nothing t2o doo wit da size aff da turd or da altheleetic strain on da boody. Mmainly da rectal mmuscles.
And Olympic shit is o1ne da yoo take 30 mminutes prior t2o any event.
Well, 30 mminutes ago I woke up bef4ore da PHIL THE STALKER LIVE SHOW and took and Olympic shit. Tit was slightly a mmemorable o1ne so later on I'm gooing t2o bee telling yoo aboot dat.
NOw let's hear in from mmy t2wo amazing co-hosts. They've been wit mme all week.
WELCOME T2O
VEnillE FridEy.
I'll bee back.