VEnillE FridEy Wit PHIL and DAVE!

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

FREAK OUT!

I gotta take sum trash out.

I got noooooo studio assistants.

brb, BAYBEE!


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cato
phil, have you ever eaten whales?

Doidn't yoo ask mme dis alreedy?

Oooh, dis is from da fir1st page.

Wee're on page 3, babybee!

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

I wish dis show wood hurry up and end so i can jack off using my GAAY BIGGEST COCKS DVD colletion.

iN mmy designer jeans.

Dis mmust bee a real job.

Da state keeps sending mme POST DIS SHIT F4OR EMPLOYEES T2O READ.

I have t2wo or 1,000 questions.

Aff I'm da only employee here doo I have t2o hang dat shit on mmy walls?

I'm gooing t2o wrapp tit up here f4or da week.

Tit's gooing t2o bee a mad dash f4or da weekcunt.

DAVE'S not on t2omorrow so I'mm taking da day aff here.

I'll bee copying things ont2o mmy iPod.

I'll bee celebrating da 60's f4or no apparantt reeson.

BROUGHT T2O YOO BY BUDWEISER


I FOUND A FINGER IN MY PHIL THE STALKER MOANING SHOW

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

NYC, PHILLY, TAIWAN, CHINA, COLUMBUS, NYC, ALTOONA, QUABA, GAY WEST PALM BEECH, PEKING, GULAG #151, NYC, DA PLAYBOY CLUB, ALL ISLAMIC TERRITORIES, FUNLAND, NYC, AND CLEVELAND

I was evun LIVE on mmy SHOW on MMonday, MLK, day eating watermellons, BBQ, and drinking a 40 ounce.

How did I doo da w-hole damn week?

Large amounts aff sugar and caffine.

I FOUND A FINGER IN MY PHIL THE STALKER MOANING SHOW




Cut, loop, loop, ID, guitar, loop.

I'm OUTTA here!

[Phil theStalker]

[Golden AWe]

i have eaten whale meat t2oo...i didn't like it, it was ROTTEN

dahm icelandic

[Phil theStalker]

chekc out mmy daily shitting posts.

I'm suing Stern.

He can afford it.

[Phil theStalker]

Welcome, hi.

I see t2wo aff mmy co-hosts have shown up Golden AWe and Cato. Let's see aff they know dat mmy PHIL THE STALKER LIVE SHOW inda mmornings onda INTWATNET has starTITed.

F4or those aff yoo whoo know mme yoo know I'm not a mmorning person. I'm neva here in da mmornings. I hate mmornings.

Fak.

Tit's VEnillE FridEy. JUst as I promised.

I alreedy t2ook a shit.

Tit was an Olympic shit. Dat' has nothing t2o doo wit da size aff da turd or da altheleetic strain on da boody. Mmainly da rectal mmuscles.

And Olympic shit is o1ne da yoo take 30 mminutes prior t2o any event.

Well, 30 mminutes ago I woke up bef4ore da PHIL THE STALKER LIVE SHOW and took and Olympic shit. Tit was slightly a mmemorable o1ne so later on I'm gooing t2o bee telling yoo aboot dat.

NOw let's hear in from mmy t2wo amazing co-hosts. They've been wit mme all week.

WELCOME T2O

VEnillE FridEy.

I'll bee back.

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