VEnillE FridEy Wit PHIL and DAVE!

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MORNING

:p

[Golden AWe]

and now, some music while i switch the studio

BRING ON THE HORNS

[Phil theStalker]

Cheep promo.

They told mme t2o doo tit.

Let's get back t2o da real PHIL THE STALKER show.

Does...ummm, anyboody miss mmy early mmoaninng shit story?

I'm mmotivaTITed, mman.

Tit's not just religion.

Tit's da mmaterial items.

Let's git int2o da weekend t2ogetha.


PHIL THE STALKER in da moaning.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
and now, some music while i switch the studio

BRING ON THE HORNS

Mmy early mmoaning Olympic shit looked like a horn, Golden AWe.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
No, butt I ate a ball of yarn o1nce.

Wot's dis line aff questioning all aboot, Cato?

I have eaten them. and I want to brag of it.

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

Welcome t2o da grate and ascerbic PHIL THE STALKER LIVE show.

Playing games in da moaning f4or all da rite reasons.

Use as direcTITed.

Call a physician aff yoo feel any aff these symptoms, cunstantly hearing DAVE'S voice in yer head, yoor big toe turns black and falls off, yer penis falls off, yer eye falls out, yer hair falls out, yoo have an uncuntrolable urge f4or Philippine gay male hookers, orr anything else dat has t2o doo wit prosTITutes, yoo suddenly want t2o wear prep school sweaters, sweaty palms affter masturbation.

PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MORNING wit low mmonthly payments.


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[Coyote]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
and now, some music while i switch the studio

BRING ON THE HORNS

Play that funky music, polar bear!

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cato
I have eaten them. and I want to brag of it.

I doon't evun eat dat dolphin species on da mmenus at all da sexpensive restaurants DAVE eats at.

Dis is goode early moaning show chatter stuff Cato.

I think yoo got da job.

[Phil theStalker]

Play that funky music, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

I knew there were geniuses out there.

Geniusess, send in yer poosts.

Yoo doon't have t2o spell anything.

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

Oh mman, t2wo mmore hours.

DAVE'S talking aboot Vietnam.

DAVE was playing wit his GI RAUL action figure when dat war happuned.

Invading da Sinai.


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MORNING

Tit's propagand, baybee, dat's all tit is.

[Coyote]

You are tuned, no distance at all, to Phil theStalker, waaaaay early in the AA.

"The AA? WTF?" That's right.

If DLR's the 13th step... Phil is step #31. And beyond!

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

I just mmade up a new early moaning joke LIVE on da INTWATNET.

Wot do you call da U.S. bombing Iran?

Iranicide.

Mmight as well shoot yer psychotic self in da head.

There's a thin vaginal line betweenz gooing ballistic and insanTITy.


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MORNING

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

Aboot da only radio station SIRIEOUS radio is gooing t2o have afta DAVE is da GAY GHETTO AFF WEST PALM BEECH, BAYBEE!


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

DAVE'S voice is cracking. He's ova 50, mman.

Keith Richards neva TRIED t2o talk or sing.


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING


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[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

CELEubrating f4or no apparent reason PHIL THE STALKER LIVE on da INTWATNET

Now I'm a CELEBUTARD!

Mmaybe I'll have a stalker bef4ore da end aff dis show.

a GAY MOUNTAIN BOYS movie.

I cun't rememba da real TITle aff dat GAY AMERICAN COWBOY MOVIE.

Dat's no mmovie.

Dat's da story aff da BUSHES at their Boohemian Grove camp.

Dis is a sign.

I gotta watch those jokes.

I mmay git int2o a car "accident" or cuntmit suicide buy unloading a full clip int2o mmy head from numerous angles wit out mmy finger prints on da gun, standing up, yoo know da drill.


Getting yoo set up f4or da weekcunt state aff mmmind...

PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
VEnillE FridEy

DAVE'S voice is cracking. He's ova 50, mman.

Keith Richards neva TRIED t2o talk or sing.


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING

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"now...she's my little rock and roll...ahahaaaa...tits and ass..."

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

DAVE is sexperimentaling in terror.

He's calling Iraq da GAS STATION agin.

Yeh, like a gas station in hell in da 5th DMT dimention.

DAVE should bee building a couple pipelines down from Alaska instead aff dooing lines.


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING wit coupons!

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra

"now...she's my little rock and roll...ahahaaaa...tits and ass AND SHE'S GOT A PENIS..."

Yer gona reeplace Keith Richards, dude.

Thanks.

Send in yer posts.

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

New joke.

Yoo got a guy wit a big sum aff mmoney and a big ego wot doo yoo have Osama, GW, or DAVE?

HAHAHA!!!

I crak mmyself up in da moanings.

I'm behind on mmy mmasturbating and pissing.

And dat pisses mme aff.

BRB


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING wit coupons!

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

Dis is a grate LIVE show.

Tit shoould bee on putrid.com.


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING translaTITed in GErman, Persain, and New Jersey.

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

FREAK OUT!

I gotta take sum trash out.

I got noooooo studio assistants.

brb, BAYBEE!


PHIL THE STALKER IN THE MOANING

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cato
phil, have you ever eaten whales?

Doidn't yoo ask mme dis alreedy?

Oooh, dis is from da fir1st page.

Wee're on page 3, babybee!

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

I wish dis show wood hurry up and end so i can jack off using my GAAY BIGGEST COCKS DVD colletion.

iN mmy designer jeans.

Dis mmust bee a real job.

Da state keeps sending mme POST DIS SHIT F4OR EMPLOYEES T2O READ.

I have t2wo or 1,000 questions.

Aff I'm da only employee here doo I have t2o hang dat shit on mmy walls?

I'm gooing t2o wrapp tit up here f4or da week.

Tit's gooing t2o bee a mad dash f4or da weekcunt.

DAVE'S not on t2omorrow so I'mm taking da day aff here.

I'll bee copying things ont2o mmy iPod.

I'll bee celebrating da 60's f4or no apparantt reeson.

BROUGHT T2O YOO BY BUDWEISER


I FOUND A FINGER IN MY PHIL THE STALKER MOANING SHOW

[Phil theStalker]

VEnillE FridEy

NYC, PHILLY, TAIWAN, CHINA, COLUMBUS, NYC, ALTOONA, QUABA, GAY WEST PALM BEECH, PEKING, GULAG #151, NYC, DA PLAYBOY CLUB, ALL ISLAMIC TERRITORIES, FUNLAND, NYC, AND CLEVELAND

I was evun LIVE on mmy SHOW on MMonday, MLK, day eating watermellons, BBQ, and drinking a 40 ounce.

How did I doo da w-hole damn week?

Large amounts aff sugar and caffine.

I FOUND A FINGER IN MY PHIL THE STALKER MOANING SHOW




Cut, loop, loop, ID, guitar, loop.

I'm OUTTA here!

[Phil theStalker]

[Golden AWe]

i have eaten whale meat t2oo...i didn't like it, it was ROTTEN

dahm icelandic

[Phil theStalker]

chekc out mmy daily shitting posts.

I'm suing Stern.

He can afford it.

[Phil theStalker]

Welcome, hi.

I see t2wo aff mmy co-hosts have shown up Golden AWe and Cato. Let's see aff they know dat mmy PHIL THE STALKER LIVE SHOW inda mmornings onda INTWATNET has starTITed.

F4or those aff yoo whoo know mme yoo know I'm not a mmorning person. I'm neva here in da mmornings. I hate mmornings.

Fak.

Tit's VEnillE FridEy. JUst as I promised.

I alreedy t2ook a shit.

Tit was an Olympic shit. Dat' has nothing t2o doo wit da size aff da turd or da altheleetic strain on da boody. Mmainly da rectal mmuscles.

And Olympic shit is o1ne da yoo take 30 mminutes prior t2o any event.

Well, 30 mminutes ago I woke up bef4ore da PHIL THE STALKER LIVE SHOW and took and Olympic shit. Tit was slightly a mmemorable o1ne so later on I'm gooing t2o bee telling yoo aboot dat.

NOw let's hear in from mmy t2wo amazing co-hosts. They've been wit mme all week.

WELCOME T2O

VEnillE FridEy.

I'll bee back.

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