This tour ain't flopping boys and girls....

[thefive]

Originally posted by Chong Li
The Five wrote-

"In August 1987 Playboy is the first interview with Dave that he sets the record straight".



Instead of wacking it to the Playboy centerfold in that issue theFive probably stroked it to the Dave interview. Did you make it to the end?

I know you wack off to BOLO. (for those who do not know who Bolo is he is the big muscular guy in the movie Enter the Dragon. Chong has his photo right under his name. )

(For the quotes below you will have to know the movie Enter the Dragon to understand)

"Bolo" "KA"


" I was right about you Chong Li We shall strive to find someone who you can fight Chong Li , Sammy Hagar?

(Sammy Hagar sings Dreams to Chong Li and then Chong does a ballet gesture to Sammy)

the five

[distortion9]

Originally posted by MAX
Taken directly from VHLinks:

Dertroit Roth City

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

LOL, nice find Max. Gotta give ya props for sifting through all that crap over there. That place gives me douche chills what with all the low post counts and "5150" screen names and all.

Cheers!

[MAX]

Bro, I'm NEVER leaving Non-Music over there, far too many friends!

As far as VH goes, fuck the place and regarding all of those new 5150 fuckers, fuck them as well. Let's beat them over the head with a steel pipe and then shove it up their collective asses!!!

Anyway, that thread was a lucky find. I NEVER thought anyone would admit that over there. Hell, I'm still waiting to hear that Van Hagar has sold out Meadowlands five times over!!! LOL!

I was checking recent visitors and BEHOLD!!!! I saw a spamette crying confusion in their perfect Van Hagar "reunion" world? LOL!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

To all Little Dreamers of Van Hagar:

This message has been brought to you by your friendly, neigbourhood Ice Cream Man.

[--/-/-/-/> YOU!

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Originally posted by General Hina
Maybe they'll be a Best of Volume 2 video release in conjunction with the new CD. Those Oakland clips are Dave at his best and they ROCK!!

Over and Out,
General Hina

so when was it exactly you decided to play both sides of the fence?

I never stopped liking all VH music. I've seen the Fair Warning tour (awesome), The 1984 tour (awesome), Eat'em and Smile tour (awesome), 5150 tour (awesome), A Little Ain't Enough tour (disappointed on this one not too good), Marching To Mars tour (awesome), VH III (good), Sam and Dave tour ( Sammy was okay Dave was fair to poor).... Have already purchsed tickets to see VH in Worcester and will see them here in Los Angeles. I like both sides of the fences i just think Dave's side needs a little gardening to get his voice back in shape.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[General Hina]

Originally posted by thefive
You are dumb. What shows? He just toured U.S, England and Japan.

You are just plain dumb

thefive

I want to see an itinerary. His tour of Japan could have been 2 shows. Just put up or shut up with some facts.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by General Hina
I want to see an itinerary. His tour of Japan could have been 2 shows. Just put up or shut up with some facts.

Over and Out,
General Hina

His voice sounded GRRREAT on those bootlegs...in case you didn't know.

[Elitest]

Dear General Hernia,
he did 5 shows in the UK
I went to 2 of them
prior to that he did tour Japan
prior to that he was touring USA on a massive tour
of which I caught only 2 dates...
your best bet for full itinerary is to ask filthylilmouth she ALWAYS has a complete list
.........or see http://www.rayluzier.com/...

perhaps you will believe Daves drummer...
hmmm...?

[Huggy Bear]

w/ sammy, yes they wee

I think you meant WERE!!!!! Its nice to see you following in Sammys tradition of having shit for brains

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by distortion9
Up until a couple of weeks ago YOU were "stuck in the past" you fucking cock. All of a sudden, ya get your PUSSY "frontman" back and your joke version of a once legendary band and ya come around here to rub it in our faces.

FUCK YOU....tool !!!

Go shave your fucking snatch ya fuckin Mary. Go listen to "Dreams" and "When it's Love" and "Why Can't This Be Love" and "Can't Stop Loving You" you fucking WOMAN!

Face the facts Van HAGAR is not Van HALEN. Your version is "cunt rock", it lacks balls just like you and all the other Van Hagar fans you fucking girl.

Is it your time of the month?...Huh!....Is it?!?!? Is that why you're so fucking cranky bitch?!?!...Is it?

Me thinks YES!!...YES it IS your time of the month. Hurry up! Your vagina is bleeding!....Run and change your tampon ya fuckin sissy.


HA HA FUCKING HA

d9 - out

looks like its working too. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
To all Little Dreamers of Van Hagar:

This message has been brought to you by your friendly, neigbourhood Ice Cream Man.

[--/-/-/-/> YOU!

Youre avatar is pathetic. And you call us little dreamers......

[distortion9]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
looks like its working too. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Good one.

Just let me know when ya want me to mop the floor with you again, woman.

[Roth-Halen]

Great post, Distortion9!

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Roth-Halen
Great post, Distortion9!

Thank's....just warming up.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by distortion9
Good one.

Just let me know when ya want me to mop the floor with you again, woman.

wow, the big man of a MESSAGE BOARD. Are you being tough to compensate for your man pussy? Or just because you are the ruler of this patetic army?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by distortion9
Thank's....just warming up.

no need to warm up...

[distortion9]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
wow, the big man of a MESSAGE BOARD. Are you being tough to compensate for your man pussy? Or just because you are the ruler of this patetic army?

Let's get this straight. I'm NOT the big man here, nor am I the ruler. You are ALSO posting on a "message board" so don't throw stones you fucking cunt. As for the "man pussy" comment, get your own act....don't steal mine. YOU, woman...are the Hagar fan....not ME.

YOU are the one starting shit around here. You have NO REASON to be here (being the faggot ass Hagar bitch that you are) other than to stir shit up. If you don't like my comments, then go back to the links and hang out with all the other Gaygar fans.

Right now, my sole purpose here is to fuck with YOU! I won't stop and I won't shut up.

You don't need any help proving what a little fucking whining btich you are but you're gonne get it anyway.

[L.S.D.]

look out, we got him going now.....

[DavidLeeNatra]

can we get you going? or should I say "leaving"?

[distortion9]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
look out, we got him going now.....

Wow, another good one. I guess that's what ya get when you send a woman to do a mans job.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Elitest
Dear General Hernia,
he did 5 shows in the UK
I went to 2 of them
prior to that he did tour Japan
prior to that he was touring USA on a massive tour
of which I caught only 2 dates...
your best bet for full itinerary is to ask filthylilmouth she ALWAYS has a complete list
.........or see http://www.rayluzier.com/...

perhaps you will believe Daves drummer...
hmmm...?

Thanks Elitest for this post. For pointing these Van Hagar fans to Dave's Drummer site.

thefive

[L.S.D.]

and waht were there, 1000 people tops? And what did he play? All music that Ed wrote? How is this better than Eddie and them going out and playing?

[pete]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
are you fuckin 4 real... fuckin dave bashes sammy just as much...and dave dont need you to stick up for him...he's a man of many words..

Sam deserves it. He never invented anything or brought anything unique to music. ever. Dave brought a unique voice and attitude.

No one is Dave or even close.