What the fuck is this shit?

[POJO_Risin]

VAN HALEN TO REUNITE FOR SPACE ROCK MISSION?


Also see:
VAN HALEN
DAVID LEE ROTH
SAMMY HAGAR
THE ROCK
YES
GRATEFUL DEAD
JERRY GARCIA
DAVID BOWIE


Estranged VAN HALEN co-stars DAVID LEE ROTH and SAMMY HAGAR are set to reunite - in space.

The JUMP rockers have been invited to be part of extraterrestrial research expert MICHAEL LUCKMAN's hotly-anticipated Signal to Space Concert in 2007.

Luckman, the author of ALIEN ROCK: THE ROCK 'N' ROLL EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONNECTION, is approaching music icons who display intergalactic sympathies, including YES keyboard supremo RICK WAKEMAN, GRATEFUL DEAD star JERRY GARCIA and DAVID BOWIE.

The concert will beam a message of peace to outer space - and it may even bring harmony to the troubled Van Halen twosome, according to Lee Roth.

He hints, "The headline could be: 'Aliens Reunite Van Halen, '" adding he would happily communicate with alien life-forms "providing (they) are good-looking".

[POJO_Risin]

Sometimes I wish I didn't look this shit up...

[4rchang3l]

lol......it was just Dave chatting about something in humor ,that got quoted in the New York Post.
-j; )

[Flash Bastard]

A case of wishful thinking perhaps.

I'll bet Sammy shows up though, being such a fan of anal probing.

[rustoffa]

Luckman was on Dave's show last week....

Pretty interesting stuff.

Think Abe Vigoda as an X-Files voice over.

Dave kept slamming sammy during the segment....this is probably from Luckman's camp for publicity.

[bueno bob]

Love that pic, Rust...awesome shit and much better times...

[4rchang3l]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Love that pic, Rust...awesome shit and much better times...

def0...where have all the good times gone?
-j

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
VAN HALEN TO REUNITE FOR SPACE ROCK MISSION?


Also see:
VAN HALEN
DAVID LEE ROTH
SAMMY HAGAR
THE ROCK
YES
GRATEFUL DEAD
JERRY GARCIA
DAVID BOWIE


Estranged VAN HALEN co-stars DAVID LEE ROTH and SAMMY HAGAR are set to reunite - in space.

The JUMP rockers have been invited to be part of extraterrestrial research expert MICHAEL LUCKMAN's hotly-anticipated Signal to Space Concert in 2007.

Luckman, the author of ALIEN ROCK: THE ROCK 'N' ROLL EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONNECTION, is approaching music icons who display intergalactic sympathies, including YES keyboard supremo RICK WAKEMAN, GRATEFUL DEAD star JERRY GARCIA and DAVID BOWIE.

The concert will beam a message of peace to outer space - and it may even bring harmony to the troubled Van Halen twosome, according to Lee Roth.

He hints, "The headline could be: 'Aliens Reunite Van Halen, '" adding he would happily communicate with alien life-forms "providing (they) are good-looking".

mister....


PoJo




RISIN'!!!


yeah!


anyone got any photos of that hot little slut® Lisa Lee Roth™ yet????






i would settle for pictures of Manny Lee Roth™ at this point.


but man i am IN LOVE!!!! with david lee's hot sounding sis on the show this week!!!!


next week is going to be like a fucking CIRCLE JERK® without her



BREASTS!!

=g=h

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
mister....


PoJo




RISIN'!!!


yeah!


anyone got any photos of that hot little slut® Lisa Lee Roth™ yet????






i would settle for pictures of Manny Lee Roth™ at this point.


but man i am IN LOVE!!!! with david lee's hot sounding sis on the show this week!!!!


next week is going to be like a fucking CIRCLE JERK® without her



BREASTS!!

=g=h

damn, forgot the _underscore there.....

who is hitch1969?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

damn, forgot the _underscore there.....

who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

right back atcha, ya nasty little SLUT!!!

[Three_Lock Rock]

they showld just shoot david into outre space and LEEVE HIM THERE!
then you can all go join him!
outer spece is a good place for FAGGITS!


oewnd!







three lock rock
kicking ass and taking names

[Diamondjimi]

Who is Sammy Hagar ?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar ?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Diamondjimi]

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Three_Lock Rock
three lock rock
kicking ass and taking names

how about taking some english lessons?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
VAN HALEN TO REUNITE FOR SPACE ROCK MISSION?

SAMMY HAGAR
JERRY GARCIA

IIRC one of these two guys is dead. Was it Jerry Garcia? Wait. I guess both are dead. It's just one out of those two didn't notice it. Aliens maybe can resurrect Jerry Garcia, but can't resurrect Sammy Hagar's career.

[Three_Lock Rock]

VAN HALIN IS!

SAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LAERN IT, LOVE IT AND LIVE IT LOOSERS!!!!!!!!!!111

[Diamondjimi]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[jslav06]

Aren't disruputive blown out assholes like 3 inch cock supposed to be banned? Because he's obviously not staying locked in the sheep pen and is shit staining all of the threads with his retarded gurly internet lingo and bad spelling. WTF OMG !!!!!111!!!1 Get the hell out, 3 inch cock.

[fenway5150]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
VAN HALEN TO REUNITE FOR SPACE ROCK MISSION?


Also see:
VAN HALEN
DAVID LEE ROTH
SAMMY HAGAR
THE ROCK
YES
GRATEFUL DEAD
JERRY GARCIA
DAVID BOWIE


Estranged VAN HALEN co-stars DAVID LEE ROTH and SAMMY HAGAR are set to reunite - in space.

The JUMP rockers have been invited to be part of extraterrestrial research expert MICHAEL LUCKMAN's hotly-anticipated Signal to Space Concert in 2007.

Luckman, the author of ALIEN ROCK: THE ROCK 'N' ROLL EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONNECTION, is approaching music icons who display intergalactic sympathies, including YES keyboard supremo RICK WAKEMAN, GRATEFUL DEAD star JERRY GARCIA and DAVID BOWIE.

The concert will beam a message of peace to outer space - and it may even bring harmony to the troubled Van Halen twosome, according to Lee Roth.

He hints, "The headline could be: 'Aliens Reunite Van Halen, '" adding he would happily communicate with alien life-forms "providing (they) are good-looking".

Somebody pass me that bong please.....I'm starting to think too much.

[philouze]

somebody kick that 3-feet-in-the-ass OUTTA HERE !!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by jslav06
Aren't disruputive blown out assholes like 3 inch cock supposed to be banned? Because he's obviously not staying locked in the sheep pen and is shit staining all of the threads with his retarded gurly internet lingo and bad spelling. WTF OMG !!!!!111!!!1 Get the hell out, 3 inch cock.

God knows why he persists...half the time, I think he believes he's really going to make Sammy Hagar fans out of people here.

[Hardrock69]

Yes we all know he is delusional...fucking dumbass.