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    Movie Begging For The Army Treatment

    http://www.hellacine.com/hagar/promo/index.html

    What the fuck?, Has anyone else seen this also. Gayest shit I've ever seen in my life. Its about some guy in A CVH tribute band (In wich he sucks ass at.) and he preforms at a bar and becomes a Van Hagar sheep. Someone who is good with editing video this would make a perfect parady of sheep.
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    SAMMY KICKS ASS AND RULZ!!!!!!!!!

    David faggits can FUCK OFF! fags!







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    Originally posted by Three_Inch Cock
    SAMMY SUCKS ASS AND COCKZ!!!!!!!!!

    Sammy sheep can FUCK OFF! fags!



    three inch cock
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    Too true, too true.

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    Re: Movie Begging For The Army Treatment

    Originally posted by Unchainme
    http://www.hellacine.com/hagar/promo/index.html

    What the fuck?, Has anyone else seen this also. Gayest shit I've ever seen in my life. Its about some guy in A CVH tribute band (In wich he sucks ass at.) and he preforms at a bar and becomes a Van Hagar sheep. Someone who is good with editing video this would make a perfect parady of sheep.
    Sounds interesting, but I don't watch Mexican soaps...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    Just goes to show the joke the poodle head has become! Can't see anyone having the balls to make a I AM DAVE movie!

    Well I guess poodle has been trying that for years!

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    Originally posted by Three_Lock Rock
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    uh uh...someone trying to give a deeper meaning into the crappy piece of shit "why can't this be love" is definitaly G A Y !
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    that video is without a doubt the most amateur gay soap opera joke ive ever seen. Why would anyone want to make such shite

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    EAT SHIT!!!!!1 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

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    "Originally posted by Three_Inch Cock
    SAMMY SUCKS ASS AND COCKZ!!!!!!!!!

    Sammy sheep can FUCK OFF! fags!



    three inch cock
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    lol..... the truth come out.

    thanks shaggydoo for decrypting his message. great work!


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    Originally posted by bru87tr
    "Originally posted by Three_Inch Cock
    SAMMY SUCKS ASS AND COCKZ!!!!!!!!!

    Sammy sheep can FUCK OFF! fags!



    three inch cock
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    lol..... the truth come out.

    thanks shaggydoo for decrypting his message. great work!
    yoere just a big FAGGIT! get any ass lasst nite, fag! how much did it cost you? did you have to sell a SPANDEX ASLESS CHAP WAERING FAG SINGERS CD TO AFORD IT????

    i bET YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Well, at least we know this little 8mm ain't gonna make Sundance ! Van Hagar fans are better off sending this to American Greetings and Hallmark for some new card phrases...no one else could be bothered, even if the Popcorn was free.
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    Originally posted by Three_Lock Rock
    yoere just a big FAGGIT! get any ass lasst nite, fag! how much did it cost you? did you have to sell a SPANDEX ASLESS CHAP WAERING FAG SINGERS CD TO AFORD IT????

    i bET YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    What a sad sorry life you must lead.

    It's funny, people in here seem to ignore you because the posts you send are so lame that they don't really warrant a response.

    The only parts of your posts that make any sense are the paragraphs that you obviously cut and paste.
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    "I'M SAMMY HAGAR" is a short film about a David Lee Roth-obsessed karaoke superstar who finds the true meaning of love through the lyrics of Sammy Hagar. While trying to maintain the sleazy/confident facade of David Lee Roth, Samson (Joseph Anthony) fails to realize a relationship with Tiffany (Gina Samardge), while making up fictitious stories downplaying David Lee Roth's partying lifestyle. In the end, Samson must realize that it's got what it takes, so why can't this be love?
    It seems they could be poking fun at Sammy...


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    Originally posted by Plexi Head
    What a sad sorry life you must lead.

    It's funny, people in here seem to ignore you because the posts you send are so lame that they don't really warrant a response.

    The only parts of your posts that make any sense are the paragraphs that you obviously cut and paste.
    It's amusing, though...Three Lock Rock has never been very great as his grammar, and yet he insists he wrote both of the pieces in question himself...

    I'd love to see the actual source on it.

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