What is stopping Lounge Machine from killing himself???

[Jesterstar]

God I've been gone for months he still can't keep my name out of his threads and posts.

No skin off of my back but then I really thought about it. Why doesn't this guy just blow his fucking head off???

He lies constantly about doing exciting things and being a Rock star. Whatever he does or did he's washed up at it. I believe he use to work at a car wash but it's tough to imagine when he'd find time while he wastes his remaining days here trying to be the somebody that nobody ever gave him the chance to be.

Give your best guess why he doesn't blow his head off.

My guess is not enough for a gun or bullets.

[Guitar Shark]

How's life in the male room, jizzy?

[Unchainme]

Jizzy's Back. I see you post while Lounge is out havong a real life, while your sucking cock AGAIN!

[boy, u stupid]

He's a cunt and spends entirely too much time on my site trolling for dick.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
He's a cunt and spends entirely too much time on my site trolling for dick.

Much like you Huh Joey? You wish Lounge was gay don't you. Same thing with Al.

[Hardrock69]

Joey is talking about himself.

He is a fucking homo cock-gobbler who longs for the day when he can lick Jizzystool's ass.

Unfortunately, Jizzystool is too busy getting fucked in the ass by the winos on skid row down the block from the carboard shack he calls home...

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Joey is talking about himself.

He is a fucking homo cock-gobbler who longs for the day when he can lick Jizzystool's ass.

Unfortunately, Jizzystool is too busy getting fucked in the ass by the winos on skid row down the block from the carboard shack he calls home...

LMMFAO, Fucking Classic

[Jesterstar]

God you could cut the homosexual tension in here with a 12 inch black dildo.

I never knew you guys thought about me and gay stuff at the same time.

I don't want to embarass you guys or nothing but you guys come off a little gay dreaming of me having sex with men. Talk about Owned. When I am Webmaster and my first check comes I'm wiping that shit straight off this board forever. No more fags that's my first order of business. And the closet Fags........I know who you are and your going to be banned.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Unchainme
LMMFAO, Fucking Classic

Want to talk to my cousin dave boy???

Talk about a Owned Bitch. Your Owned forever.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Want to talk to my cousin dave boy???

Talk about a Owned Bitch. Your Owned forever.

Hmmm,

(Note To Self: Call DLR on the radio show and see If he is even related to Ryan Mohonan.)

[Cathedral]

What keeps people from killing themselves?

Awesome friends like me.
Ya see, whenever a friend is feeling down and depressed and had enough i just open the scrapbook of my life to them and within hours there is found a new reason for living.

Ya see, it's a fact that no matter how bad you may have it, someone out there has it much worse.
With that in mind, pulling up the boot straps and trudging forward seems to become a much easier task.

Never give up, that's the key, then spread that message to others who have reached the end of their ropes.

We can't make it through this world alone, and we can't go beyond it without God.

Peace be with you all, and God Bless!

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
.... Why doesn't this guy just blow his fucking head off???...
Give your best guess why he doesn't blow his head off.

Hmmm I don't really know the guy other than reading his posts. But if I was to take a guess, he probably doesn't kill himself because he has a loving wife and kids, has a lot of friends, enjoys a sense of fulfillment and accomplishment, is well-balanced and has a healthy mind, and because he looks forward to what the future will bring.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Hmmm I don't really know the guy other than reading his posts. But if I was to take a guess, he probably doesn't kill himself because he has a loving wife and kids, has a lot of friends, enjoys a sense of fulfillment and accomplishment, is well-balanced and has a healthy mind, and because he looks forward to what the future will bring.

Couldn't have said It better myself.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Cathedral
What keeps people from killing themselves?

Awesome friends like me.
Ya see, whenever a friend is feeling down and depressed and had enough i just open the scrapbook of my life to them and within hours there is found a new reason for living.

Ya see, it's a fact that no matter how bad you may have it, someone out there has it much worse.
With that in mind, pulling up the boot straps and trudging forward seems to become a much easier task.

Never give up, that's the key, then spread that message to others who have reached the end of their ropes.

We can't make it through this world alone, and we can't go beyond it without God.

Peace be with you all, and God Bless!

Nice post Cat.

I know as well that if things seem bad, they can always be worse.

Regardless, Lounge isn't a depressed person by any means. Jizzy's just a fuckstump with a big mouth, who desperately needs attention of any kind and his pea "brain" 'tis pickled in bongwater.

He ain't funny, has no game and would serve the world better if he took his retarded ballerina tap dancing act elsewhere.

I'll bet money that when Jizz passes out in the park (while trolling for men in public restrooms and after smokin' too much cheap weed) that when a dog pisses on his ugly melon, it makes his day.

Calling Doctor Love...

You got the cure we're thinkin' of? Unfortunately, the site's picked up another infection of bad Jizz...

[Flash Bastard]

Oh good.... Lounge is here right now to put a swift end to your stupid fucking shit, Ryan.

Watch and learn motherfucker.

Oh, and how is Cherstar? Tell her I lost her number, but I did find her panties.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Want to talk to my cousin dave boy???

Talk about a Owned Bitch. Your Owned forever.

You bastard....I am laughing at you.....

[Dan]

Lounge Rocks and Jizzy just sucks Cocks.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Hmmm I don't really know the guy other than reading his posts. But if I was to take a guess, he probably doesn't kill himself because he has a loving wife and kids, has a lot of friends, enjoys a sense of fulfillment and accomplishment, is well-balanced and has a healthy mind, and because he looks forward to what the future will bring.

Unlike Jestercunt, who has no life whatsoever and spends the majority of his time having delusional fantasies about 'owning' everyone at the Army and day dreaming about slobbering Hitchcock's dick.

He is the equivalent of human pond scum and reeks of a menstruating Sasquatch vagina. His shenanigans are about as funny as a midget amputee conducting an insurance seminar.

He is a fag to end all fags and should do us all a favor and put razor to wrist and end his pathetic, greasy life.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Oh good.... Lounge is here right now to put a swift end to your stupid fucking shit, Ryan.

Watch and learn motherfucker.

Oh, and how is Cherstar? Tell her I lost her number, but I did find her panties.

Hey, FB...

Yeah I did see this last night, but was laughing too hard, and had 87 other new threads to view to bother with Jizzy.

Gee Ryan, you get fired from the male room, which any monkey can run without throwing his own shit on the wall.....

You were exposed as a lying fraud about your big "record deal" in LA

You had to move back in with daddy, and had no chedder to spend....

But yes, when the ARMY AWARDS came around, your name came up as being the most OWNED dickbag on the planet.

Still talking about when you'll be a webbiie here?????

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh


Still trying to get the Webbies here to let you start your Cock Thread???

LMMFAO

Poor Jizzy.

[Hardrock69]

He needs to go jump off of Niagara Falls.

He is using valuable air that could better be used by a Mongoloid Ferret Fucker.

[Jesterstar]

Wow I exspected at least a fight from you you fucking loser Lounge Loser.

Your a nothing. Hitchworld got wiped out by the Feds. Actually by the people who are controlling the feds.

I'm so far beyond you losers it hurts.

[Jesterstar]

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/capi...games_v300.asx


AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!

[Julius]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


Your a nothing. Hitchworld got wiped out by the Feds. Actually by the people who are controlling the feds.

I'm so far beyond you losers it hurts.

Climb back in your hole boy.

Or as you'd say if you posted it...

"Clime back in yer holl boy"

Fucking illiterate loser. Go back to the men's room, or wherever it is you work.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Wow I exspected at least a fight from you you fucking loser Lounge Loser.

Your a nothing. Hitchworld got wiped out by the Feds. Actually by the people who are controlling the feds.

I'm so far beyond you losers it hurts.

Loungemachine
Was in One Of The Gratest Rock Bands Of All Time
Has two Houses
Is A Moderator @ This Site

Jizzystool
Released The Shittiest Piece of Music I have ever had the misfortune of hearing
Lives With His Dad
Is regularly OWNED on This site.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Wow I exspected at least a fight from you you fucking loser Lounge Loser.
.

Really?

What ever gave you that idea?

Fighting with you is ridiculous. All you do is LIE, spew illiterate horseshit, tell people they're "owned", and then beg guys to post pics of their cocks.

I run with a bigger crowd than you, Ryan.

[Unchainme]

Lounge has spoken, Let It Be known That Jizzy is and Shall Always be HUNGRY FOR THE COCK and That Jizzy is also an owned little Bitch.

-Grasshopper

[Gets Back In Corner]

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I run with a bigger crowd than you, Ryan.

Dunno abiut that Lounge? Cos there are some pretty big dudes in prison (or so I've heard?) and Jizz 'tis their bitch.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by MAX
Dunno abiut that Lounge? Cos there are some pretty big dudes in prison (or so I've heard?) and Jizz 'tis their bitch.

LMMFAO

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Dunno abiut that Lounge? Cos there are some pretty big dudes in prison (or so I've heard?) and Jizz 'tis their bitch.

Maxi breaks out the smackdown.

Ryan tries to play himself off as the wigger gangsta type, but it's all been proven bullshit.

He'd probably pee his pants if he got pulled over on his bike.


How could Ryan's life suck worse than living and working for daddy?

Well, mommy of course.

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Lounge has spoken, Let It Be known That Jizzy is and Shall Always be HUNGRY FOR THE COCK and That Jizzy is also an owned little Bitch.

-Grasshopper

[Gets Back In Corner]

Wow....

Lounge has trained you well grasshoppa.

I noticed Jizzy logged out the moment Lounge logged in. How fucking funny is that?

What a colossal fucking pussy. A pussy of epic proportions. A 'hotdog down the hallway' pussy.

Sorry. Got carried away there.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Loungemachine
Was in One Of The Gratest Rock Bands Of All Time

Really ?

Do tell ...........

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He'd probably pee his pants if he got pulled over on his bike.

lmao...

With training wheels of course.

[rustoffa]

There's alot of crap keeping Loungemachine from killing himself.

The biggest factor?

Me.

I'm the life fucking force around this motherfucker. Folks' go, "jeezus....just when I thought I'd read the worst fucking thing ever"....that's after they read one of my cuntributions.

Let me tell you, Loungemachine has always been there for me.

I have no idea where this thing started. I start shit with myself.

Hang on......

[Golden AWe]

Jester owns a lot of people here...averaging about 5 hate posts for every post from himself, he's done a hill arious job in the Army.

GRETT!!!

[Jesterstar]

Time to put Lounge in his place.

First off if you were ever famous and I don't know how famous you think you are. But when you retire from being famous you don't go into retirement to mod at a fan site of someone more famous than you. That screams fucking loser. Actually it doesn't scream at all it just makes a sad little wimper just like Lounge Losers persona of having been famous. It makes me giggle.

Don't worry Lounge I've got a plan and once HITCHWORLD is back up your getting OWNED in the first Degree

[Warham]

lol

That's probably the best post you've ever laid down here, Jester.

That's not saying much, but I got a chuckle.

[MAX]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! BAY-BEE!!! BAY-BEE!!!

WONTCHA TURN YOUR HEAD MY WAY-EE???

JIZZY'S OLD ENOUGH TO...

OWN THE NIGHT AWAY!!!

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Time to put Lounge in his place.

GRASSHOPPER: Really? He seems like He put you in your place fairly easily, Cocksucker.

First off if you were ever famous and I don't know how famous you think you are.

GRASSHOPPER:Lounge was Famous, Still is, His Bands songs get regular play on Rock Radio. People might not Know his Name, But certainly know his band

But when you retire from being famous you don't go into retirement to mod at a fan site of someone more famous than you.

GRASSHOPPER: Lounge is a Huge a DLR Fan, He didn't auctually try and be a mod, Poj offered it to him, Something you'll never see.

That screams fucking loser. Actually it doesn't scream at all it just makes a sad little wimper just like Lounge Losers persona of having been famous. It makes me giggle.

GRASSHOPPER: No, Sad is claiming to be related to Roth and have nothing to proove for it. Lounge never boasts about being famous, It was his career He loved it and in fact doesn't auctually talk it about it that often.


Don't worry Lounge I've got a plan and once HITCHWORLD is back up your getting OWNED in the first Degree

GRASSHOPPER: Grate Him, FORD and ESPECIALLY DR. LOVE will own your ass again

-Grasshopper

[Jesterstar]

Unchainme allow me to unchain you.

Your a nobody and I've owned you so many times I think your free to go at this point. What's the point of owning something when it is of no value.

I mean I remember when you Mom E-mailed me telling me how glad she was that I took you off of her hands and hoped that I sold you on the black market for someone to make a lampshade out of or something.

I told her that Furniture was too good a fate for someone like you and she agreed. Then we made love while you dad wept and masterbated in the corner. It was pretty gross. She didn't give herself a enema before we did the anal. The weird part was the most she got shit on her the more she loved it. Then I puked on her and she called me BIG BAD STAR DADDY.

Anyway I sold it to the guys that put out the paris hilton sex tape so be on the lookout for that late in the summer of 2006

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Unchainme allow me to unchain you.


Grasshopper: Funny I don't remember being chained up to a wall

Your a nobody and I've owned you so many times I think your free to go at this point. What's the point of owning something when it is of no value.

Grasshopper: Really? well so are you. I mean in the sense That DLR doesn't no you either. I at least don't live in my Parents house.

I mean I remember when you Mom E-mailed me telling me how glad she was that I took you off of her hands and hoped that I sold you on the black market for someone to make a lampshade out of or something.

Grasshopper: Funny My mother died of Cancer 5 YEARS AGO. So she E-Mailed you beyond the grave? Plus she Never Even owned or USED a computer.

I told her that Furniture was too good a fate for someone like you and she agreed. Then we made love while you dad wept and masterbated in the corner. It was pretty gross. She didn't give herself a enema before we did the anal. The weird part was the most she got shit on her the more she loved it. Then I puked on her and she called me BIG BAD STAR DADDY.

Grasshopper: So you had Sex on My Moms Grave. Goddamn your a freak, Plus don't give me that Well I had Sex with her before you died BS. Because We all know your still a Virgin of Heterosexual Sex.

Anyway I sold it to the guys that put out the paris hilton sex tape so be on the lookout for that late in the summer of 2006

Grashopper: So a Film of you have sex on someones grave is coming out? I don't know of anyoe who would want to see that.

Dumbass, Its one thing to insult someon, But quite another to insult someones parents, even I don't go that far Jizzy. Do you really want see Hell or something?