Jennifer Aniston

**bueno bob** · 02-03-2006, 06:19 AM

So I was listening to the radio earlier and heard a bit of news...apparently, she's in talks to do a spread with either Maxim or FHM - but ONLY to be released when Angelina Jolie is eight months pregnant. And why?

So that "Brad can see what he's missing"...

#1 - Is she totally fucking mental? Why can't she not get over it? It's obvious Brad has.

#2 - Is she totally fucking mental? Uh, Brad's already tapped your ass, honey, and he obviously doesn't CARE what he's "missing"...

#3 - Is Vince Vaughn totally fucking mental? I mean, I know he's exceptionally stupid and all, but any relatively sane guy should be running to the hills by now - all together men, what do you NEVER EVER date?

"A girl on the rebound who's holding a grudge!"

#4 - Is she totally fucking mental? How in the HELL does she think she even remotely qualifies for either Maxim or FHM? She ain't exactly par for the course with either publication...

#5 - Is she totally fucking mental? Anybody who remembers her history with Brad remembers that:

A) She never mentioned him in public unless she had to;

B) She was very clear about wanting to "concentrate on her (non existant) movie career" and NOT have any kids - regardless of how many times Brad said he wanted kids in print and on screen (yet as soon as Brad was gone, she all of a sudden "wanted a family more than anything!")...

;

C) Brad was seen spending his free time ALONE while she was
off partying it up elsewhere repeatedly towards the end of their marriage - often times NOT wearing her wedding ring.

And yet she has the audacity to play the act of "poor little walking wounded and heart-broken Jen"? And people actually BUY that shit?

#6 - Is she totally fucking mental? Did I just answer my own question?

#7 - Yes, she's totally fucking mental, and as a result of that, I have to laugh at her mental retardation...and Vince Vaughn's stupidity for not running away as fast as he could before she totally lost her marbles. I give Vaughniston another six weeks before she snaps and starts throwing butcher knives at him, then goes on TV and cries how nobody loves her....

Fuck, I hate Hollywood...

**DrMaddVibe** · 02-03-2006, 07:34 AM

MAybe Tom Cruise will love her and jump up and down of furniture again.

**MAX** · 02-03-2006, 08:21 AM

Aniston 'tis fucking hot!!! Jolie 'tis a pig.

There's the "Maximus" entertainment report for the month. lol

**bueno bob** · 02-03-2006, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
MAybe Tom Cruise will love her and jump up and down of furniture again.

That would be an outstanding turn of events.

**bueno bob** · 02-03-2006, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Aniston 'tis fucking hot!!! Jolie 'tis a pig.

There's the "Maximus" entertainment report for the month. lol

Actually, I think they're both sweathogs...

**MAX** · 02-03-2006, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually, I think they're both sweathogs...

I respectfully disagree. Jen looks sweet and clean. Jolie just looks like she has stinky panties filled with dirt clods. IMO

**Coyote** · 02-03-2006, 08:33 AM

I'd hit it. Either one, Jolie or Aniston. Twice.

**bueno bob** · 02-03-2006, 08:39 AM

I'd hit them both...

...with a baseball bat...

All good, Max. I personally don't think either of them are anything to write home about, either the frumpy Aniston or the walking surgical lip disaster of Angelina...

Well, maybe Jen and Ang will hook up at the end of it and give it all a relatively happy ending...lmao

**MAX** · 02-03-2006, 08:40 AM

Honey, I just finished and didn't flush...

Sexy...

**MAX** · 02-03-2006, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'd hit them both...

...with a baseball bat...

All good, Max. I personally don't think either of them are anything to write home about, either the frumpy Aniston or the walking surgical lip disaster of Angelina...

Well, maybe Jen and Ang will hook up at the end of it and give it all a relatively happy ending...lmao

Of course it's all good Bob!!!

Seriously, I wouldn't throw 'ol "Maximus" neeya either of them. lol I'll save that for only wan.

Still, I bet Jen don't stink. lol

**scamper** · 02-03-2006, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by MAX
she has stinky panties filled with dirt clods.

mmmmmmm

**diamondsgirl** · 02-03-2006, 08:58 AM

Vince Vaughn is waaaay hotter than Brad Pitt, IMO.

**Douglas T.** · 02-03-2006, 09:01 AM

^Golddiggers just look at the purse! Looks are 2nd on these girls minds! look at Billy B!

**Vinnie Velvet** · 02-03-2006, 09:01 AM

I actually think Aniston looks like a dog -- no really.

And even that, she has a very man-ly face.

BLAH! SPIT! YUCK!

Jolie is a better 'fuck'.

But I agree with Bueno on ALL counts:

mental
mental
mental

and............

.................

wait for it..............................

............................................

...MENTAL!!!!!

**MAX** · 02-03-2006, 09:03 AM

Oh VV,

Hush...

You'd do either if they were dressed up like Vinnie Vincent in the gold KI$$ garb. lmao!!! :p

**diamondsgirl** · 02-03-2006, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by Douglas T.
^Golddiggers just look at the purse! Looks are 2nd on these girls minds! look at Billy B!

I go by who can make me laugh.

Vince Vaughn over Brad Pitt anyday!

**thome** · 02-03-2006, 10:32 AM

Have you noticed Aniston is everywhere all her movies in rotation
she is on the cover of all check out mags, at every E entertainment
suck-fest.

She is getting more promotion than anyone i have ever seen.

Friends Reunion..? 5 bucks sais she was the reason there
hasn't been one yet, But now she is starting to realise,that
she is a hack and the best part of her was Pitt..

I know, of lots of hotter chicks in print than jolie or aniston
but jolie gets the vote, for a weekend that's all.

**Vinnie Velvet** · 02-03-2006, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Oh VV,

Hush...

You'd do either if they were dressed up like Vinnie Vincent in the gold KI$$ garb. lmao!!! :p

...as long as they both sing Lick it Up!

**Douglas T.** · 02-03-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I go by who can make me laugh.

Vince Vaughn over Brad Pitt anyday!

NICE quality to look for! Laughter is the key to a long life!
Did I tell you the one about ...

**CROWBAR** · 02-03-2006, 11:38 AM

Gotta agree with bueno bob here, she's got a grudge alright. Brad Pitt kicked her to the curb, mainly I would say, because she didn't want kids and he did. Hello Jennifer! Between the two of them, they had millions. She could have afforded to take time off from her "career" and had one or two. Pitt wasn't exactly keeping that a secret from her that he'd like kids. I couldn't blame him for moving on. Although I ain't crazy about Ms. fishlips (Jolie) like some of you may be. At least Anniston has a nice ass. Vaughn should have nailed her once or twice and bailed.

Now, she say's she wants kids. Kinda late for that ain't it?

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
So I was listening to the radio earlier and heard a bit of news...apparently, she's in talks to do a spread with either Maxim or FHM - ...
#4 - Is she totally fucking mental? How in the HELL does she think she even remotely qualifies for either Maxim or FHM? She ain't exactly par for the course with either publication...

Reallity check dear Bueno...

"Maxim" or any other men's mag. can take an ugly duckly and turn her into a swan... it's just a coupla clicks away!

I've seen much worst than Anniston in those mags...

Yes, she might be a nut case but seriously, if you would'nt know anything about her and see her pic. all professionally shot in a mag.... Would you think that she is THAT ugly!

Maxim doesn't give a shit about personallity and most men don't either when it comes to wanking...

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
...Now, she say's she wants kids. Kinda late for that ain't it?

No, she is not 50 yet!
She will have kids... just NOT Brad's...

If they kept on fighting all the time, it is a smart move from her to not procreate
with what she probably thought was a "bad egg"...

After empregnating Jolie... he will move on to his next movie counterpart!

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 12:21 PM

After bruising his balls on Jolie's bony ass... I predict he will switch for a real booty...

**FORD** · 02-03-2006, 12:24 PM

If Jen goes any more mental, she'll probably beg her father, Victor Kiriakis, to put a hit out on Brad

**CROWBAR** · 02-03-2006, 12:28 PM

I'd lay odds on Anniston getting knocked up by Vaughn within the year. Sort of her spiteful way of saying "Look at me Brad"! But, reality check Jen. You could of had his kid(s). Dingy bitch.

I'll agree with ya blondgirl on the Pitt/Jolie relationship being another Hollyweird flash in the pan! Give it a year or two and we'll hear Pitt say "Next"!

**diamondsgirl** · 02-03-2006, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
After bruising his balls on Jolie's bony ass... I predict he will switch for a real booty...

LOL!

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
... Brad Pitt kicked her to the curb, mainly I would say, because she didn't want kids and he did. Hello Jennifer! Between the two of them, ...

Depends on how you see a situation...

Either:
She didn't love him enough to give him children exactly when HE wanted them...

OR:
He didn't love her enough to wait until she was ready and it is a very important issue for a woman to "be ready"... money is unimportant...

:confused:

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
...I'll agree with ya blondgirl on the Pitt/Jolie relationship being another Hollyweird flash in the pan! Give it a year or two and we'll hear Pitt say "Next"!

Well... that would be more than enough for me to say NO to him (for kids)...
How can you seriously think of a FAMILY with such a player?

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 01:03 PM

Haniston might be a nut case for real but *Jolie (what's her real name?) is trying to get the attention by
ACTING like a nut case...

* Jolie means pretty in French... her father's name is Voight...

I think that Jolie and Pitt go well together due their fakeness!

**CROWBAR** · 02-03-2006, 01:34 PM

He didn't love her enough to wait until she was ready? She's 35 or 36 now. What does she need? A gold engraved invitation to the master bedroom?

I think his player image is just that, image. He seemed to want and liked being married. I'm sure the guy has women galore flocking at his feet, but when it gets down to it, he'd rather be a daddy. My question is can he possibly have kids with Jolie? He's been quick to adopt her ADOPTED kids. Meaning, are the two of them sterile??? I guess we'll see in the next year or so if ole Bradly gets the job done.

Meanwhile, you sons a bitches quit talking about me!

**diamondsgirl** · 02-03-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
He didn't love her enough to wait until she was ready? She's 35 or 36 now. What does she need? A gold engraved invitation to the master bedroom?

I think his player image is just that, image. He seemed to want and liked being married. I'm sure the guy has women galore flocking at his feet, but when it gets down to it, he'd rather be a daddy. My question is can he possibly have kids with Jolie? He's been quick to adopt her ADOPTED kids. Meaning, are the two of them sterile??? I guess we'll see in the next year or so if ole Bradly gets the job done.

Meanwhile, you sons a bitches quit talking about me!

Jolie is pregnant now with his kid.

article

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
...She's 35 or 36 now. What does she need?...

What kind of question is that?

It is not up to you or anyonelse than her to decide on such an important issue of life!
The decision is very personnal.

Women have to "feel it" inside and she obviously didn't feel it for Brad...

She will have kids when she's ready to go through all it takes (from a woman) and that's how it should be!

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
... I think his player image is just that, image. He seemed to want and liked being married. I'm sure the guy has women galore flocking at his feet, but when it gets down to it, he'd rather be a daddy....

His past history has proven that he WAS not very stable... maybe now, he will be!

A smart woman doesn't count on a kid to "settle" a man...

And don't forget that in Hollywood right now... having kids is the new "trend".
Dave said it: "Babies are often fashion accessories in Hollywood"

**Dan** · 02-03-2006, 02:08 PM

I wouldn't mind banging My Kiwi Fruits on Jennifer Aniston Ass.

**Dan** · 02-03-2006, 02:09 PM

Give me a call Jennifer

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Dan
I wouldn't mind banging My Kiwi Fruits on Jennifer Aniston Ass.

You and many other guys...
Despite her bitchiness!

**Matt White** · 02-03-2006, 02:12 PM

Jen "unstable"?

Aren't all the GRATE ones?!?

**Dan** · 02-03-2006, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You and many other guys...
Despite her bitchiness!

I don't mind having a Dog collar around my neck while she's leading me around the room.

BTW...I will be her Bitch.lol

**CROWBAR** · 02-03-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
His past history has proven that he WAS not very stable... maybe now, he will be!

A smart woman doesn't count on a kid to "settle" a man...

And don't forget that in Hollywood right now... having kids is the new "trend".
Dave said it: "Babies are often fashion accessories in Hollywood"

So your saying that he cheated on Jen? He's no angel I'm sure, but look at what his fame did to him (and her). The temptations must be gigantic!

Sure, the decision to have children is personal. But don't forget that her biological clock is nearing her limit. Yeah, you'll say women are having babies in their fifties but who really wants to wait that long? Pitt obviously didn't.

Or maybe she didn't want to have his children because of this.

**blonddgirl777** · 02-03-2006, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
... Yeah, you'll say women are having babies in their fifties but who really wants to wait that long?...

I DO!

Well... maybe not at "50"...

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