The "Bring Back Shaun Ponsonby Petition" Thread

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-03-2006, 12:12 PM

Where has he gone? Its a mystery we may never solve. He was a very popular Army member, and he has all but vanished. He was strong, confident and Super-Sexy (the latter applying the most).

Bueno Bob said-"I think you're a cool poster and have a lot of wit" (posted: 05-02-2005 )

Dave's Bitch said- "you are like wow so one of the coolest ppl ever on here (and def in the top end of my top posters here ) You Rule Shaun" (posted: 10-09-2005)

Soul Reaper Said- "one of the best posters and also one of the coolest members on RA...Shaun Ponsonby..." (posted: 10-09-2005)

Imapus Sylicker said "Keep up the grate work." (posted: 10-09-2005)

...And Britney Spears said "If you turn up on my doorstep one more time, I'm gonna get a FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER. NOW, FUCK OFF!!"

I think we should bring him back.

**Big Fat Sammy** · 02-03-2006, 03:30 PM

yea!!!!!!

BRING HIM BACK!

**OfficerJimmy** · 02-03-2006, 03:32 PM

Shaun's best album's ever thread helped me in buying a lot of grate records.

Thanks

**Mr Badguy** · 02-03-2006, 05:45 PM

Send the buggers back.

**Unchainme** · 02-03-2006, 05:48 PM

HELL YES!

Missed ya Shaun.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by OfficerJimmy
Shaun's best album's ever thread helped me in buying a lot of grate records.

Thanks

Really? I inspired someone?

What did I help you in buying?

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 03:53 AM

I think we should send Shaun to go beat up Three Lock Rock.

Yes, sir!

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 04:06 AM

Indeed...

Seriously, Bob, if you want me to beat you up, just ask.

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 04:27 AM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Indeed...

Seriously, Bob, if you want me to beat you up, just ask.

What do you mean me?

I said Three Lock Rock. You know, Jeff? Go read his profile in the Sheep Pen, I blew all of his private info there.

That old rumor that I was TLR is all bullshit started by enemies of the Sheep Pen.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 04:37 AM

posted by Bueno Bob 05-02-2005 at 05:26 PM...

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...d&pagenumber=3

I spent a long time working that one out with Soul Reaper, I ain't gonna pretend it didn't happen.

But it looks like I'm gonna have to.

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
posted by Bueno Bob 05-02-2005 at 05:26 PM...

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...d&pagenumber=3

I spent a long time working that one out with Soul Reaper, I ain't gonna pretend it didn't happen.

But it looks like I'm gonna have to.

Forgery. It's happened before, there are precedents. I was actually off the boards for quite some time and came back to that. All that was cleared up after the fact, though.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 04:47 AM

I suppose that's the only explanation. Anything else would just be ludicrous.

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 04:48 AM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I suppose that's the only explanation. Anything else would just be ludicrous.

Yup.

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 04:50 AM

IP traces cleared the whole thing up, anyway. Now that that bit of confusion has been cleared up, let's move things along:

Welcome back, Shaun!

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 05:02 AM

Thanks, Bob

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 05:20 AM

CAT

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
CAT

Without a doubt.

**SAMMYLOVER** · 02-04-2006, 06:44 AM

SO THIS IS THAT FAG SHAUN PONSNOBY WHO WAS MAKING FUN OF MY FELLOW SAM MAN YOURE A CUNT FUCK OFF

**ThrillsNSpills** · 02-04-2006, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
SO THIS IS THAT FAG SHAUN PONSNOBY WHO WAS MAKING FUN OF MY FELLOW SAM MAN YOURE A CUNT FUCK OFF

Your "fellow" sam man?

**SAMMYLOVER** · 02-04-2006, 07:06 AM

YES MY FELLOW SAM MAN LOVEWALKSIN

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
I CAN'T GET MUCH GAYER THAN I AM RIGHT NOW.

I know, but that won't stop you from trying, will it?

**ThrillsNSpills** · 02-04-2006, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
YES MY FELLOW SAM MAN LOVEWALKSIN

good thing you two can't reproduce.

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
good thing you two can't reproduce.

Won't stop them from trying, though...

Over and over and over and over and....

eww......

**fuckhowardstern** · 02-04-2006, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
posted by Bueno Bob 05-02-2005 at 05:26 PM...

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

II FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA
I spent a long time working that one out with Soul Reaper, I ain't gonna pretend it didn't happen.

But it looks like I'm gonna have to.

So that was really Bueno Bob that was making fun of having anal sex with my deceased mother? Not that anyone cares but I am not sure how I feel about that.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 07:56 AM

No, allow me to explain.

I have been away a long time. Bob was also away for a long time, but not at the same time. This was cleared up whilst I was away, and I missed it. Someone had hacked into Bob's username and did all that (he PMed me with all the links etc to prove this).

3 Inch Cock is very real, and very gay.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
SO THIS IS THAT FAG SHAUN PONSNOBY WHO WAS MAKING FUN OF MY FELLOW SAM MAN YOURE A CUNT FUCK OFF

Oh, hello again

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hagar likes boys
And so do you

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
No, allow me to explain.

I have been away a long time. Bob was also away for a long time, but not at the same time. This was cleared up whilst I was away, and I missed it. Someone had hacked into Bob's username and did all that (he PMed me with all the links etc to prove this).

3 Inch Cock is very real, and very gay.

That pretty much sums it up.

Anyway, there are numerous times where 3LR and I have been on at the same time, arguing with each other, and almost any mod can back that up, so that should be proof enough right there.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 08:31 AM

The most important thing in the statement though is

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby

3 Inch Cock is very real, and very gay.

**fuckhowardstern** · 02-04-2006, 09:25 AM

I see - that's why Bob mentioned an ip check clearing it all up. The ip address of the hacker was different than Bob's....still its hard to imagine 3IC being smart enough to hack someone's computer.

**bueno bob** · 02-04-2006, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
I see - that's why Bob mentioned an ip check clearing it all up. The ip address of the hacker was different than Bob's....still its hard to imagine 3IC being smart enough to hack someone's computer.

It actually wasn't him that did the hacking...somebody else hacked into MY account and typed up a bogus "confession" here in Non where I supposedly revealed that I was 3LR...

On the plus side? It REALLY pissed off the TRUE 3LR, so I ran with "being" 3LR for a while just to get on his bad side...and it worked nicely...

Hope that clears everything up.

**Dave's Bitch** · 02-04-2006, 02:45 PM

SHAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg omg omg omg OMG

YOUR BACK!!!!!!

i missed ya loads

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 07:50 PM

I Never really left. I was always in your hearts-or something similar.

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-04-2006, 07:53 PM

I must say, I'm enjoying this CVH trilogy thats on the radio right now.

**CROWBAR** · 02-04-2006, 08:23 PM

Shaun and Bob playing everyone

sure hope it was worthwhile dudes

**Anonymous** · 02-05-2006, 01:37 AM

Ha! The man's back with a vengeance. And Bob is actually Three Lock Rock's alter ego, there can be no doubt.

Welcome back, bro.

Cheers! :bottle:

**bueno bob** · 02-05-2006, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Ha! The man's back with a vengeance. And Bob is actually Three Lock Rock's alter ego, there can be no doubt.

Welcome back, bro.

Cheers! :bottle:

To some folk, I'll always be him, I guess, no matter how many different ways it's proven to NOT be the case.

Ah well...

**bueno bob** · 02-05-2006, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Shaun and Bob playing everyone

sure hope it was worthwhile dudes

Where have you been?

EVERYTHING about the Roth Army is worthwhile.

Well, except for the stuff that isn't.

**SAMMYLOVER** · 02-05-2006, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
SHAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg omg omg omg OMG

YOUR BACK!!!!!!

i missed ya loads

WHY DID YOU MISS THAT FAG LOADS HE IS SUCH A FAG WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD LIKE HIM

**Shaun Ponsonby** · 02-05-2006, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
WHY DID YOU MISS THAT FAG LOADS HE IS SUCH A FAG WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD LIKE HIM

*YAWN*

**OfficerJimmy** · 02-05-2006, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Really? I inspired someone?

What did I help you in buying?

Let's see...

Deep Purple in Rock
The Band
Are You Experienced (seeing it at 3 just cemented that I needed it.)
Some others
Vol. 4

I know I bought all of the albums in the top ten I didn't have.

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