LETS HEAR A BIG ROUND OF applause FOR THE VAN HALEN SISTERS, GOING A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT UPDATING THEIR WEB SITE IS QUITE A FEAT. WHAT A DIFFERENCE, DAVE'S BROADCASTING TO OVER 4MIL EARS PUTTING HIS ASS ON THE LINE EVERYDAY TAKING ON ALL COMERS AND THE SISTERS CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
Cool. Now I have a reason to have a beer. Thanks man.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
I wondered where the fuck Starks is...
or is he gone?
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
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I don't know why they bother with a site at all.......
Deadward and Alice have no one to blame but themselves for VH's inactivity.
They have to stop blaming everyone else and just look in the mirror, preferably sober, if possible.
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Originally posted by Matt White
I don't know why they bother with a site at all.......
Because the lame-ass fucking site is probably one of Wolfgang's basic Web Development curriculum projects from school, and he forgot his administrator password 12 months ago.
Originally posted by Takeem5
Because the lame-ass fucking site is probably one of Wolfgang's basic Web Development curriculum projects from school, and he forgot his administrator password 12 months ago.
5 stars!
I feel sorry for the guy. He probably thought he had the gig of a lifetime and ended up doing fuck all of nothing.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I wondered where the fuck Starks is...
or is he gone?
No doubt Mr Starks was and is an all round good guy.
"One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"
...vh site ... let me know when they involve DAVE again and I'll be glad to visit!
^ well you won't have to let me know 'cuz i'll feel the earth move!
how bout the quote..i am a mushroom...what a fucking idiot.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I wondered where the fuck Starks is...
or is he gone?
I didnt know van halen became the greatful dead.
dumbest quote of the decade
dickweed
what a complete stroke.
EUAS
This thread has Larg.
Praise Be!
Strange...yesterday was my 1 year anniversary as well....
Though it might be at least possible to claim that I have updated THIS website...oh about 7,398 times (and counting) in that period of time.
What a fucking waste.
Greatest Big Rock Shuffle drummer of the past 30 years, and one of the world's greatest guitarists...
And they do nothing with their legacy.....as if they wish to deny it ever happened....
Just like the "Lead Singer's Disease"....with the sisters it is "all about me!"....
Stupid fuckers.
The fans of their music MADE their fucking asses.
But do they appear even the least bit grateful to be where they are?
Fuck no.....
Lazy muffukkers.....
It goes to show what they think of their fans. A big fuckin ZERO !
Wake me when they pull their heads outta their asses ................
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
AT LEAST THEYVE REMOVED EVERYTHING RELATED TO THAT FAG DAVID LEE ROTH
Yes.Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
CAN I GET ANY GAYER?
Twistin' by the pool.
Another troll douche tube....Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
AT LEAST THEYVE REMOVED EVERYTHING RELATED TO THAT FAG DAVID LEE ROTH
Hurrah!
BTW, why does your profile say you're from NYC?
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS NICKDFRESH ITS THE NAME OF A FAG
Don't count on it.Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
I REALLY, REALLY HOPE I CAN MEET A NICE MAN HERE AT THIS WEBSITE WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE MY TOP.
Fag.
Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS NICKDFRESH ITS THE NAME OF A FAG
This coming from "Sammylover"?
now grease your sphincter and back into something sharp.
AND WHAT IS SAMMY LOVER? What exactly is it you love about Sammy? His dick in your mouth when you two are bagpiping? Your dick in his asshole right before the donkey punch? Do you enjoy a steamy hot carl from Gaygar in your mouth? You ever had a raspberry ripple? I bet you loved it, loved it, loved it!
You know, he'd be pretty awesome...if it wasn't for the fact that he was a fag.
Oh well, can't win 'em all...
NO I LOVE HIS GENIUS IN MUSICOriginally posted by lunar_eclipse
AND WHAT IS SAMMY LOVER? What exactly is it you love about Sammy? His dick in your mouth when you two are bagpiping? Your dick in his asshole right before the donkey punch? Do you enjoy a steamy hot carl from Gaygar in your mouth? You ever had a raspberry ripple? I bet you loved it, loved it, loved it!
No.Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
NO I LOVE HIS HOT, SWEET AND STICKY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCK MY MOM NOW?
SL, you make it too easy....
I'm actually going to get back to work unless you give me something to work with...
Fucking amateur.
No, you're fucking boring.Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
AREN'T I GREAT?
I'm going back to work.
Fear not, I'll own you more later.
Jesus Christ, he's everywhere I look. What kind of idiot makes 36 posts on a fansite dedicated to someone he hates?
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
hey, atleast they accomplished something in the past year! lol
"I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"
At least SAMMYLOVER can spell. unlike that uhhh... other guy.
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I rule because I make the Rules.
You're extemely gay.Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
NO I LOVE HIS PENIS IN CAPRIS
Who is Sammy Hagar?
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
You're extemely gay.
Who is Sammy Hagar?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
who is sammy hagar
"Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
That is all.
Icon.
"we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..who is sammy hagar
who is bette midler
Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..who is bette midler
One with no life, imagine how many he posts in sammy hagar forums!Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Jesus Christ, he's everywhere I look. What kind of idiot makes 36 posts on a fansite dedicated to someone he hates?
Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
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Oh, my username is soooo gay! --that in it I proclaim that I am a lover of a big, fat shaggy-haired mumu wearer...Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS NICKDFRESH ITS THE NAME OF A FAG
Oh wait, that's you....
Fucking tosser, get lost!
Originally posted by larry
LETS HEAR A BIG ROUND OF applause FOR THE VAN HALEN SISTERS, GOING A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT UPDATING THEIR WEB SITE IS QUITE A FEAT. WHAT A DIFFERENCE, DAVE'S BROADCASTING TO OVER 4MIL EARS PUTTING HIS ASS ON THE LINE EVERYDAY TAKING ON ALL COMERS AND THE SISTERS CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
I shudder to think!!Originally posted by David Van Via
One with no life, imagine how many he posts in sammy hagar forums!
LMAOOriginally posted by Nickdfresh
Oh, my username is soooo gay! --that in it I proclaim that I am a lover of a big, fat shaggy-haired mumu wearer...
Oh wait, that's you....
OWNED
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
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