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[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Full Bug
A bucnh of golfers? And your calling us retards? Thats funny.....

Actually golfers can get a another shot at asking Edward the tough questions... he's doing the LAPD celebrity golf thing again on May 8th...

[SilvioDante]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
You guys like to build roth up to be something hes not. He is the past.

And your telling me that a 57 year old man is the present and future of rock and roll????

The whole band is the past....

[Terry]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
The Lying Dutchmen will not do any media for the simple reason being they know the only question anyone is going to ask is "Where's Dave?"
It would be humiliating to Spammy's feelings, painful to Eddie's ego, carnage to Mikey's Bottle of JD, and toxic to Alex's marriage. lol

Why is anyone surprised? The question won't go away, and they can't hide anymore. So they're just going to do what they do best - not talk about it and pretend it never happened.

Nail right on the fucking head.

What else can they do? The Dave question is never gonna go away, and every time it's asked, it implies

a) that Eddie was never the be-all, end-all of Van Halen
b) that Eddie wasn't always the sole pilot of Van Halen
c) there is a demand for Dave to return

All that's left for Ed and Co is to put their heads in the sand and say "Dave Who"?

Plus, everyone remembers how they were ultimately burned by all the bullshit they spread in the press in 1996.

Van Hagar is better off not doing any press for the simple reason that their interview skills are more mundane than the music they make.

Roth was the only one to pass through Van Halen that was even quotable in the first place anyway.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
It would be humiliating to Spammy's feelings.

Nah.. To Sam's credit.. he wanted a reunion with both him and Dave...

He's not all rapped up in feelings as are the Van Halen brothers...

Neither is Dave!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Steve Stifler
Did anyone read the latest b.s. on the Van Halen sisters and how they intend to approach the upcoming tour?
According to melodiccrockofshit.com: " It seems the band will be content on letting the music and their upcoming live performances speak for themselves. I am informed there will be little - if any - media interviews for either the tour or the Best Of Volume 2 release!
Van Hagar and the respect for its fans! What a joke they've become.

dont believe everything u read.....

[Satan]

Don't believe anything you read at Melodi-crock!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
You guys like to build roth up to be something hes not. He is the past.

No, he's THE singer. Sam's a singer of Van Halen. Catch my drift, needlenose?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
You guys like to build roth up to be something hes not. He is the past.

For Van Halen, he is the past, the present and the future.

Even when he is not in the band they need him more than ever to promote their half assed rehashes. So even with the current debacle, Roth is still vital to the future of Van Halen. Get over it Spammy boy, Roth created Van Halen. And the whole fucking world knows it !!!

[Igosplut]

Hey Pana, you live anywhere near andrew???

Find him....And break his computer over his head....

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Hey Pana, you live anywhere near andrew???

Find him....And break his computer over his head....

Nah, he's on an island at the arse end of Australia, but he's only 24-30 odd hours away via car ferry. They just started a car ferry run from
Sydney to Tasmania.. I found the history of his Van Halen predictions on the newsgroups a while back. Over the years he has come up with some real fizzers. He finally gets one right and suddenly he is the VH Links Moses !!!

Interestingly enough, 99% of the Aussies I have met through the online Van Halen community have been mad Dave era fans. So Im a
bit worried about the isolation of Tasmania and its effects on your preferences !

Most Aussies know the real deal.

[Panamark]

Shit, he's only 20 hours away by car ferry !!

http://goaustralia.about.com/cs/cruises/a/tasmaniaferry.htm

[Panamark]

I would love to go down there. Checkout Port Arthur etc. Hey Igo, you must be familiar with Martin Bryant ???? I thought he would be featured in your infamous thread. That all happened in Tassie. Poor buggers... As much as I disagree with Andrew's Hagarite tendencies, I hope none of his family or friends were caught up in that horrible shit..

Now Andrew, lets hit the piss, listen to the original Van Halen and party on!! Or is it all Milk and Nissans down that way ??

[Igosplut]

Martin Bryant, Hmmmmmmmm

I think you have this weeks installment... Unless he was killin kids, I stay away from those storys for obvious reasons.....

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Panamark
arse end

Got that right....

Interestingly enough, 99% of the Aussies I have met through the online Van Halen community have been mad Dave era fans. So Im a
bit worried about the isolation of Tasmania and its effects on your preferences !

Most Aussies know the real deal.

If only in America.........

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Martin Bryant, Hmmmmmmmm

I think you have this weeks installment... Unless he was killin kids, I stay away from those storys for obvious reasons.....

He was a sick fucker. Yes he did indiscrimantly kill some children.
35 people killed and 18 injured, The worst indescriminate mass murderer ever. The cops should have shot the fucker.