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  1. 02-06-2006, 11:33 AM #1
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    Talking Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

    I came across this and laughed my ass off!!!


    Posted Feb 2nd 2006 1:21PM by Stefania Filed under: Lifestyle, Media, Pregnancy and Birth, Blogging Baby Laughs, Pregnant celebrities, Celebrity babies, Celebrity style, Rumors

    A friend of mine emailed me and some other blog friends this photo of Katie Holmes today asking, "What the frick is this?" Our responses:

    Me: Why it's the sling that is holding up her fake belly, of course!

    Childbearing Hipster: I don't actually have words. Wait, I have this: the weird belly covering doesn't exactly discount the rumors of fakeness, does it?

    The Salad Days Chronicles Mama: Looks like a bodysuit-type-device, especially made for Katie, to ensure that her fake bump doesn't fall off in public.


    Were we being facetious? Kinda. Kinda not. How about you? What do you think Katie is wearing?
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    WHY the HELL would you post THAT?!!
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    Um...I'm not sure what that is... :confused:

    It could be a bathing suit...maybe...?
    Twistin' by the pool.
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    Originally posted by NightProwler
    WHY the HELL would you post THAT?!!
    Why in the hell not?

    Why in the hell do you post anything?
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    she needs to pull her jeans up.
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    Originally posted by NightProwler
    WHY the HELL would you post THAT?!!
    It's the METH I smoked this morning...................
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  7. 02-06-2006, 11:41 AM #7
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    Why do I NOT doubt you?
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  8. 02-06-2006, 11:44 AM #8
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    Originally posted by NightProwler
    Why do I NOT doubt you?
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    Originally posted by NightProwler
    she needs to pull her jeans up.
    That's how most pregnant women wear non-maternity jeans. ya know, that bump and all...
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  10. 02-06-2006, 01:32 PM #10
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    it looks like a onesie

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    she needs to hold off on wearing those jeans until after she has the kid, IMO
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    Check this site out:

    www.freekatie.net

    There's some funny (and interesting) discussion on the possibility that her being preggers is a hoax.

    That Cruise couldn't possibly have sex with and impregnate a woman!

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    She should wear just a pair of shoes.....that way no one will be saying her belly is a fake

    What if her belly is for eating a lot and suffering constipation .....Who cares?
    She could be full of life or full of shit and still not my business
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    It is sttill funny Vinnie
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    Originally posted by NightProwler
    Why do I NOT doubt you?
    once again, kindly

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    Golden, why are you FAT?
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    Re: Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

    Originally posted by Matt White
    The Salad Days Chronicles Mama: Looks like a bodysuit-type-device, especially made for Katie, to ensure that her fake bump doesn't fall off in public.


    Were we being facetious? Kinda. Kinda not. How about you? What do you think Katie is wearing?
    i wear something similar every day!!!
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    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    once again, kindly

    FACK ORF
    He was right....and I was drinking "Smoking Loon"!!!:p
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    Maybe the Scientologists have special "holy underwear" like the Mormons do?
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    We'd have to ask Mimi Rodgers aboot that...............
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    Originally posted by FORD
    Maybe the Scientologists have special "holy underwear" like the Mormons do?
    You mean "Jesus Jammies?" lmao
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  22. 02-06-2006, 11:03 PM #22
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    Nope, I don't see any Bondo on the chassis. Must be legit.

    I still think Tom Cruise is a bit fruity though.
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    Maybe the real question here should be......



    .... if she actually is knocked up, should she be drinking 24 ounce coffees??

    And no it ain't decaf. I don't belive even rich Hollywood scientologists are going to pay $4 for a cup of unleaded.
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    Either she's preggo or in need of a serious dump.
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
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    Tom Cruise will spit forth demon offspring from his brainwashed bride. This is becoming very much like "The Stand", except we're not all in Utah and Nevada...and a superflu hasn't decimated the world's population...and Tom Cruise isn't quite as intimidating as Randy Flagg...and neither Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald or Gary Sinise has shown up to do anything...there isn't a hit song called "Baby Can You Dig Your Man?" either...

    ...but other than that, this is just like "The Stand".
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    Re: Re: Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    i wear something similar every day!!!
    please post a pic!
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    Tom Cruise wants so badly for us to believe he impregnated Katie the normal way to hide the fact that all of Hollywood knows he's gay.

    I really liked Katie during the Dawson's Creek time, but now she's a Scientologist on a mission for "Risky Business" becoming Hollywood's first Gay-inseminated Mama.

    It's a baby Boy and they'll name it after their mutual guru....
    RONNY L. HUBBARD MOPATHER (Tom's real last name)

    At this point, I will not line Tom's pocketbook and see Tom Cruise flicks.
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    Cruise can't act...he's the same guy in every movie he's ever been in........


    BORING
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Tom Cruise will spit forth demon offspring from his brainwashed bride. This is becoming very much like "The Stand", except we're not all in Utah and Nevada...and a superflu hasn't decimated the world's population...and Tom Cruise isn't quite as intimidating as Randy Flagg...and neither Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald or Gary Sinise has shown up to do anything...there isn't a hit song called "Baby Can You Dig Your Man?" either...

    ...but other than that, this is just like "The Stand".
    Goddamnit Bob Just looked it up on IMDB.com now I want to see it , I love those End-Of The World because of WWIII, Accidental Nuclear Holocaust or Everybody is almost about to die type movies, Got any other movies I might like to see?
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    Originally posted by FORD
    Maybe the real question here should be......



    .... if she actually is knocked up, should she be drinking 24 ounce coffees??

    And no it ain't decaf. I don't belive even rich Hollywood scientologists are going to pay $4 for a cup of unleaded.
    No kidding.

    You are advised NOT to take any coffee, or coke or whatever has caffeine.

    Small amounts may be okay -- but its still not advised.

    What she's holding is a grande!!
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    Re: Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

    Originally posted by Matt White
    How about you? What do you think Katie is wearing?
    Looks like some kind of support to keep her belly in or sagging too much while she's knocked up.

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