Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...

Holy shit.
LMMFAO!!!!!

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by MAX
Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...

They're so full of love, they just couldn't help gettin' a little onya...

Sorry about the shitty photoshop but you seriously don't expect me to spend more than two minutes of my life on it do you? lol

Also, the jokes are too fuckin' easy when Spam's bar 'tis already shaped like a cock anyway. lmao :p

Maybe they can change the title to 'Bareback Mountain'! Hilarious pic Max! *ROFLMAO* Five stars!

[Big Fat Sammy]

ROTF...Max, just noticed how you spelled "Mountin'"

[MAX]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
Maybe they can change the title to 'Bareback Mountain'! Hilarious pic Max! *ROFLMAO* Five stars!

Thank you and a little zen headed your way as well...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
ROTF...Max, just noticed how you spelled "Mountin'"

Once again, I thank you.

Not hard though. That friggin' flick, Hagar in general and his cock-shaped club are just beggin' for jokes. lol

I seriously cannot wait for your talented skills to mock the butt-fuck out of it.


Also, what's even scarier 'tis that cum-shot pic of Hungar and Anthony 'tis very recent.

Fat bastids. lol

[DavidLeeNatra]

outstanding max!!! there will be a riot over at sammyhagar.net about that...what a fanbase sam has...true hagar-army...

[Nitro Express]

Max. That's funny as shit! Notice the big spurting Cabo Wabo dick has a cock ring but it's on wrong. Sammy can't do nothing right. A cock ring is supossed to go around the balls. Oh well....

[MAX]

Sammy is a cock ring. lmao

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
outstanding max!!! there will be a riot over at sammyhagar.net about that...what a fanbase sam has...true hagar-army...

LMMFAO!

I forgot about that place.

Time to bust out the avatar.

[jslav06]

Pretty Colors on that SammyHagar.net

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
LMMFAO!

I forgot about that place.

Time to bust out the avatar.

lmao

Be careful going on that site. Remember, the last time I went over there the webmaster threatened to call the police? No joke.

[Nitro Express]

Well gladiators are kinda scary.

[Nitro Express]

Sammy had a cock ring but Mike at it thinking it was an onion ring.

[shaggydoo]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
There's already a sequel in the works. Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown. The director said, "Sammy was perfect because he doesn't even have to act. He wears his stage clothes and is his normal self." "We just put an old battered cowboy hat on him and he's perfect!"

This would be an interesting twist since;

in the first movie you have actors pretending to be gay men,

but in the second movie you have a gay man pretending to act.