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    Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II

    There's already a sequel in the works. Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown. The director said, "Sammy was perfect because he doesn't even have to act. He wears his stage clothes and is his normal self." "We just put an old battered cowboy hat on him and he's perfect!"
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    They're changing the title to Brokebutt Humpin'.
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    That's great.

    The director must be laughing that he didn't have to spend a dime on wardrobe and so on.

    Sammy just shows up and the director goes "ACTION!"

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    Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
    That's great.

    The director must be laughing that he didn't have to spend a dime on wardrobe and so on.

    Sammy just shows up and the director goes "ACTION!"


    ...and Gary has a confused look on his face.



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    I hope they try to be as real as possible and use a real mad and unstopable big bull on his sequence...
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    Actually it will be fun to se him running and leaving a yellow line behind him on the arena floor

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    Originally posted by bastardog
    Actually it will be fun to se him running and leaving a yellow line behind him on the arena floor
    ...How would that be different from any other Van Hagar show?
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    Originally posted by jhale667
    ...How would that be different from any other Van Hagar show?
    It wouldn't.:eek:
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    I think the bull is a cow and it's name is Mona.

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    Who's BACK did SPAM BREAK on that mountain?
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    Re: Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II

    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown.
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    Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...

    They're so full of love, they just couldn't help gettin' a little onya...

    Sorry about the shitty photoshop but you seriously don't expect me to spend more than two minutes of my life on it do you? lol

    Also, the jokes are too fuckin' easy when Spam's bar 'tis already shaped like a cock anyway. lmao :p
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    This is giving me ideas for the next video I make...LOL
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    Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
    This is giving me ideas for the next video I make...LOL
    Hahahahahaha!!!

    I'm happy to have hepped. lol

    It will definitely be a classic considering your talent.

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Hahahahahaha!!!

    I'm happy to have hepped. lol

    It will definitely be a classic considering your talent.
    TY

    It could be possible to do a trailer, like the "Brokeback" ones people did for Top Gun and Back To The Future...It would be hysterical.

    I'll see what kind of footage I can round up for this.

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...
    Holy shit.
    LMMFAO!!!!!
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    Originally posted by MAX
    Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...

    They're so full of love, they just couldn't help gettin' a little onya...

    Sorry about the shitty photoshop but you seriously don't expect me to spend more than two minutes of my life on it do you? lol

    Also, the jokes are too fuckin' easy when Spam's bar 'tis already shaped like a cock anyway. lmao :p
    Maybe they can change the title to 'Bareback Mountain'! Hilarious pic Max! *ROFLMAO* Five stars!
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    ROTF...Max, just noticed how you spelled "Mountin'"

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    Originally posted by RuzDNailz
    Maybe they can change the title to 'Bareback Mountain'! Hilarious pic Max! *ROFLMAO* Five stars!
    Thank you and a little zen headed your way as well...

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    Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
    ROTF...Max, just noticed how you spelled "Mountin'"
    Once again, I thank you.

    Not hard though. That friggin' flick, Hagar in general and his cock-shaped club are just beggin' for jokes. lol

    I seriously cannot wait for your talented skills to mock the butt-fuck out of it.


    Also, what's even scarier 'tis that cum-shot pic of Hungar and Anthony 'tis very recent.

    Fat bastids. lol

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    outstanding max!!! there will be a riot over at sammyhagar.net about that...what a fanbase sam has...true hagar-army...
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    Max. That's funny as shit! Notice the big spurting Cabo Wabo dick has a cock ring but it's on wrong. Sammy can't do nothing right. A cock ring is supossed to go around the balls. Oh well....

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    Sammy is a cock ring. lmao

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    outstanding max!!! there will be a riot over at sammyhagar.net about that...what a fanbase sam has...true hagar-army...
    LMMFAO!

    I forgot about that place.

    Time to bust out the avatar.

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    Pretty Colors on that SammyHagar.net

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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    LMMFAO!

    I forgot about that place.

    Time to bust out the avatar.
    lmao

    Be careful going on that site. Remember, the last time I went over there the webmaster threatened to call the police? No joke.

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    Well gladiators are kinda scary.

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    Sammy had a cock ring but Mike at it thinking it was an onion ring.

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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    There's already a sequel in the works. Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown. The director said, "Sammy was perfect because he doesn't even have to act. He wears his stage clothes and is his normal self." "We just put an old battered cowboy hat on him and he's perfect!"
    This would be an interesting twist since;

    in the first movie you have actors pretending to be gay men,

    but in the second movie you have a gay man pretending to act.
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