Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II

    There's already a sequel in the works. Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown. The director said, "Sammy was perfect because he doesn't even have to act. He wears his stage clothes and is his normal self." "We just put an old battered cowboy hat on him and he's perfect!"
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Roy Munson
    Veteran
    • Feb 2004
    • 1522

    #2
    They're changing the title to Brokebutt Humpin'.
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    I guess you're right...

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    • Vinnie Velvet
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2004
      • 4577

      #3
      That's great.

      The director must be laughing that he didn't have to spend a dime on wardrobe and so on.

      Sammy just shows up and the director goes "ACTION!"

      =V V=
      ole No.1 The finest
      EAT US AND SMILE

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      • Roy Munson
        Veteran
        • Feb 2004
        • 1522

        #4
        Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
        That's great.

        The director must be laughing that he didn't have to spend a dime on wardrobe and so on.

        Sammy just shows up and the director goes "ACTION!"


        ...and Gary has a confused look on his face.


        Originally posted by ELVIS
        I guess you're right...

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        • bastardog
          Commando
          • Feb 2004
          • 1101

          #5
          I hope they try to be as real as possible and use a real mad and unstopable big bull on his sequence...
          Bastardog

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          • bastardog
            Commando
            • Feb 2004
            • 1101

            #6
            Actually it will be fun to se him running and leaving a yellow line behind him on the arena floor
            Bastardog

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #7
              Originally posted by bastardog
              Actually it will be fun to se him running and leaving a yellow line behind him on the arena floor
              ...How would that be different from any other Van Hagar show?
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??:eek:

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • jslav06
                Head Fluffer
                • Jan 2006
                • 444

                #8
                Originally posted by jhale667
                ...How would that be different from any other Van Hagar show?
                It wouldn't.:eek:
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/jslav06/pbf.gif
                I rule because I make the Rules.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #9
                  I think the bull is a cow and it's name is Mona.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • bantonelli
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2629

                    #10
                    Who's BACK did SPAM BREAK on that mountain?
                    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                    • EbDawson
                      Veteran
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1674

                      #11
                      Re: Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II

                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown.
                      "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

                      "Carpe Mammarium"

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12968

                        #12
                        Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...

                        They're so full of love, they just couldn't help gettin' a little onya...

                        Sorry about the shitty photoshop but you seriously don't expect me to spend more than two minutes of my life on it do you? lol

                        Also, the jokes are too fuckin' easy when Spam's bar 'tis already shaped like a cock anyway. lmao :p
                        Last edited by MAX; 02-12-2006, 05:07 AM.
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • Big Fat Sammy
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1738

                          #13
                          This is giving me ideas for the next video I make...LOL

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12968

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
                            This is giving me ideas for the next video I make...LOL
                            Hahahahahaha!!!

                            I'm happy to have hepped. lol

                            It will definitely be a classic considering your talent.
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • Big Fat Sammy
                              Veteran
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 1738

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MAX
                              Hahahahahaha!!!

                              I'm happy to have hepped. lol

                              It will definitely be a classic considering your talent.
                              TY

                              It could be possible to do a trailer, like the "Brokeback" ones people did for Top Gun and Back To The Future...It would be hysterical.

                              I'll see what kind of footage I can round up for this.

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