Caption This Photo!
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Worst possible example of a white trash jackass trying to be black.
"Yo! It's MC Chedda jiven' da mic!"
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
"Right now, my urethra is clogged with Al's sprinkles!"
Mezro...god he is such a bitch...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
"I know it's in here somewhere, folks, gimme a minute..."
Twistin' by the pool.
I don't have a caption but the way he's holding his peepee makes it look small...
Tequlia in one hand and dick(more like peter) in the other
It has got to the point were it just aint funny anymore, just plain sad.
What were they thinking?(LOL)
"Some-BODY get me a peckeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Concert goers were shocked that opening act Eminem was actually lesser known rapper Eminma"
I'm 75 years old....I have to piss okay???
We're on a mission from ROTH
"Enama""
"Mikey! My wee-wee hurts!"
I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental.....which means I like Van Halen more than you
"YOU JUST BUILD BIKES!"
"Ohh! My tampon is slipping! I hate those monthly heavy days!"Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LOL... my favorite so far...Originally posted by ALinChainz
"Some-BODY get me a peckeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Was gonna go with that or ...
"Some-BODY gave me a TWAT!"
BWAHAHA!!Originally posted by ALinChainz
Was gonna go with that or ...
"Some-BODY gave me a TWAT!"
Classic.
"This is how I get my nast yellow sissy clothes."
"Damn! Where the hell did my cucumber go?"
Last edited by blueturk; 03-28-2005 at 07:41 PM.
"Even if I had some balls, I'd still be a fuckin' pussy!"
"Tell me why-i-ee-eye can't this get hard!"
"OOOOOOOOOOH............ You are my little wiener......."
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
No longer able to hit the highest notes of his range, Spam tries lending himself a "Helping hand" in an effort to not seem so shot.Originally posted by Guitar Shark
By the way, you can purchase commemorative Sammy Hagar or Michael Anthony Tampons, and other feminine hygiene products, on their respective web sites for $9.99 unsigned, $39.99 autographed!Originally posted by Nickdfresh
"Ohh! My tampon is slipping! I hate those monthly heavy days!"
"He hurt so bad just to think about it,i'm the lead singer of Van Halen"
Spammy you look like shit!!!
little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
http://deliajolie.spaces.live.com/
"Maybe if I pull on it enough I can actually get it over the 2 inch mark.........."Originally posted by Guitar Shark
"How do I know if it's cum?"Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Thats the first pic Ive seen of Sammy where he actually managed to find something. I think we are witnessing the first photo documentation of the Hagar erection.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
I still say "he's" fisting his gash.
Maybe its his clit ?
A swollen and throbbing clit from Mikey sucking on it like an all day lollipop.
Mikey: "Sammy, Darling, its almost as big as your little finger, my big man, quick pour some hot sauce on my anus !"
So that's why it's swollen? Ouch that hot sauce must be a real zinger!!!Originally posted by Panamark
Mikey: "Sammy, Darling, its almost as big as your little finger, my big man, quick pour some hot sauce on my anus !"
Better than Viagra ! If it can make Sammy's micro pee pee almost
1 inch long, you know its good stuff !
I hear a lot of Hagaritas try to emulate Spam by stuffing a penny tootsie roll down their capris in order to look like him.
I thought they preferred tic tacs ??
Apparently they are the exact dimension of the
Hagar weiner.
You might be onto something judging by how little resistance there is to Spam groping himself in said pic.
I bet he sits down to take a piss..
If he ever used a toilet. Judging by the looks of that slob he just let's her rip.
Well its not like he can see whats going on down there...
"DAMN that itches!! Last fuckin' time I use Cabo Tequila as an after shave balm."
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
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