David Lee, if you visit this site...

[Golden AWe]

visit the dump, we'll make you a dump meister if you

1. are good in silly photoshops

2. admit that you larve the darkness, chas n' dave and sophia loren

3. post pics of cheryl tweedy, the pig wanktress, and the brit tv-hosts

4. pay our DM road trip to Stalingrad and produce a reality tv-show about it

5. post semi-pensionate porn

6. beat cato in kung-fu

7. wank harder than grimsdale

8. own apple shares

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that is IF!!!

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What would YOU want to say to David Lee?

These were my demands.

[Coyote]

"Dave, Don't edit your show for the podcasts"

Hasn't anyone else noticed this? Just as a conversation's about to get somewhere, the background loop gets turned up and the show moves on like nothing happened.

[shaggydoo]

If Dave's visiting here, reading this?

A Classic Van Halen reunion would be awesome, but don't cheapen yourself chasing those other cunts. You don't need them, they need you!

World tour! I haven't had opportunity to see you perform live since 1988... too long. With VH or solo, I don't care, just come to my home town already for chrissakes.

In the mean time how'z about DLR Band 2?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Dave-I must tell you something tradgic, there are no Dutch Elms left in the UK. NOT ONE.

[BITEYOASS]

Own apple shares? Not until the share price is lower, cause I want to make a shit-load of money off of em, like I'm doing right now with my mining company stocks.

[J-Axe]

To be honest, I wouldn't know what to say to the genius of Dave. I'd have to meet him to interact. Or maybe if he pm'd me, I'd respond. How do you open a conversation with Roth?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

You say "Hello, Dave".

I'm not really be starstruck meeting people I'm a fan of. I just talk to them like I would if they were normal folk. They probably get sick of people being speechless around them "Er...oh my God...ooohh...cat...can I have your autograph?" You look stupid and they might be embarrased.

Dave's just another person behind the public image.

[J-Axe]

I was being sarcastic. How many guys phone Roth Radio and go speechless or OMG!? OMG!?

[EddieIsadouche]

Dave does not do the internet or computers, He has said it dozens of times

[J-Axe]

Originally posted by EddieIsadouche
Dave does not do the internet or computers, He has said it dozens of times

Dave is a guy on the ball. I guarantee he's a member on here somewhere.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by J-Axe
I was being sarcastic. How many guys phone Roth Radio and go speechless or OMG!? OMG!?

Dunno, I am yet to hear Roth Radio.

[thome]

Originally posted by EddieIsadouche
Dave does not do the internet or computers, He has said it dozens of times

c-mon man, think ,every rock recording studio is computer driven
all the editing programs, mixing, voice, its all in reff, to computers. I can almost promise you that any
recording artist still working is computer savvy and internet
proficient.
They may have had someone to help them set up thier home studios but boosting programs and updates all the
fun Dave has with Trac Slappin' is all probably done on his PC.

I don't want to put words in his mouth but, i think he has said
he has downloaded tunes via the internet so, if he could do that
he could easily scan the blogs.How often? what he thinks? what
size titties he is looking at ........I Can't Say.... Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[Seshmeister]

No he said he doesn't go on the internet because he doesn't know how to work a browser. He said he has people that do that for him.

I think was on the Friday of the week with his sister. Maybe someone will go look it out and post it.

I don't know how many times he has to say that so that you people stop thinking he comes here as a guest or is Jesterstar or Katydid or whatever.

[EddieIsadouche]

Dave never mentioned the Army except for the lesbian one or two tlmes on the show. He has no clue.