Attention Married Men

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Let's not forget his very FIRST force choke....on his own fucking wife!! (Episode III).

That bitch lead Obi Wan right to me. She betrayed me. And therefore she had it coming!

[bueno bob]

Quite alright, though. For being dead, she's actually looking fairly healthy these days.

[bueno bob]

Case in point...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Hmmm...yes...VERY healthy.


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oops, sorry to fantasize about your woman like that Darth....



I WANNA FUCK HER!!!



Shit, man, sorry again for that...didn't really mean it...I


I WANT HER ASS NOW!!!!



Aww shit, fuck man, jeez...my apologies for these sudden outbursts.

...going to leave this thread now........quietly....

[bru87tr]

shes a fucking skank with no tits and no shape. nothing attractive about her. maybe if she ate some food and gained a few pounds id change my mind.

what is it with chick today and the skeleton look ? no shape! sorry I need something to grab and smack around. not bone sticking in my hand when I go for it.

I'll take Liea anyday over her.

[bueno bob]

I don't know...I think she's fine, myself. There are a lot worse to choose from among the skeleton crew for sure...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
... the skeleton crew...

L.O.L....
You would be surprised how many skeletons there are, in "the crew"... when you actually see them in person!

Angelina Jolie IS a real skeleton...

[bru87tr]

jolie is one of the ugliest chicks I have ever seen. with makeup she might be ok but without, dang she is super skank. wouldnt want to wake up mext to that in the morning.


chick are really obsesses these days with being skinny. they take it too far though.


what happened to shapely woman ? plus you start losing too much weight there go the boobs. alot of chicks are missing it in that area today. not to mention no hips or ass either.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bru87tr
...what happened to shapely woman ? plus you start losing too much weight there go the boobs. alot of chicks are missing it in that area today. not to mention no hips or ass either.

I said it and I'll say it again;

Lots of women (especially teenagers) feel the "pressure" glamourized in Fashion magazines...
All those "miracle diets", "loose your booty before summer" articles are contributing to anorexia or eating disorders, like bulimia.

If girls would only understand that they don't need to go out of their ways to be skin & bones
(Men don't like that anyway!)
Just taking care of themselves (eating right, exercising etc...) and accepting that not everyone has to fall in the same category, bodywise.

Personally, I've always been pretty thin so I exercise to stay that way.
If I start exagerating with the cardio. exercises and eat poorly... I lose the T&A and that is a turn off for my husband (he will never tell, but I know it).

Men just like to grab 'something"! :p

[Lloyd Anger]

Originally posted by mads1011
Do you tell the woman that you are about to get involved with that you are married or no? Should you wait until she ask or what if she don't ask. help out a bro, bro's

Man, your fucking up brother. Liyin' and cheatin' on your wife NEVER leads to anything good. I'm not gonna lay any morality shit on ya. Your a big boy. But if you don't straiten this shit out, your gonna be livin' in a van down by the river 'cause she's gonna take everything you worked for.

My advice to you is HOOKERS. They have only one purpose in life.
Good luck and I hope your wife don't hit you over the head with a frying pan.

And keep us all posted on your adventures with the sluts.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Lloyd Anger
... I hope your wife don't hit you over the head with a frying pan....

I hope she does...

Cheating, weather with a prostitute (wich B.T.W. happen to be women to) or with the queen of "good girls"
is still CHEATING!

If your wife (or girlfriend) has to pay to get sex behind your back, will you consider it O.K. :confused:

Lloyd Anger... seems like you would diserve the frying pan!
L.O.L. (I am just trying to imagine the picture...)

[bru87tr]

woman dont deserved to be cheated on no matter what, but alot deserved to be divorced! lol

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bru87tr
woman dont deserved to be cheated on no matter what, but alot deserved to be divorced! lol

I agree!
Some women should have never been married in the first place...

[Nitro Express]

There seems to be a ton of cheating. Oh there always was cheating and people hid it more in the old days. We are more open now but we have a huge divorce rate that is taking it's toll on families.

I often wonder if the cheating and failed marriages are a victim of our "have it now!" lifestyle. I don't know but my observation is people are horribly less patient and want a sollution to the problem now! A lot of these problems could be worked out but nobody wants to work the problem. Marriage and the loyalty it's built on seems to be as disposable as a Depends adult diaper these days.

It's fuck when you want to and lie. It's spend beyond your means because tommorrow will take care of itself. It's blame the spouse and not bother to look in the mirror.

Some people should be dogs, they would be happier smelling any ass they can get away with sniffing, humping anything in sight, and licking their own balls and asshole.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I said it and I'll say it again;


Men just like to grab 'something"! :p

Bingo! Baby Got Back! Like Sir Mixalot I like big ass in the J-Lo fashion. Not some ugly, sloppy, FAT ass, but a shapely, in shape, big butt. The kind found on hot college female vollyball and basketball players.

I want no boney Jollie whatever. I want luciouse curves.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
There seems to be a ton of cheating. Oh there always was cheating and people hid it more in the old days. We are more open now but we have a huge divorce rate that is taking it's toll on families.

I often wonder if the cheating and failed marriages are a victim of our "have it now!" lifestyle. I don't know but my observation is people are horribly less patient and want a sollution to the problem now! A lot of these problems could be worked out but nobody wants to work the problem. Marriage and the loyalty it's built on seems to be as disposable as a Depends adult diaper these days.

It's fuck when you want to and lie. It's spend beyond your means because tommorrow will take care of itself. It's blame the spouse and not bother to look in the mirror.

Some people should be dogs, they would be happier smelling any ass they can get away with sniffing, humping anything in sight, and licking their own balls and asshole.

Very well said!!!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by bru87tr
jolie is one of the ugliest chicks I have ever seen. with makeup she might be ok but without, dang she is super skank. wouldnt want to wake up mext to that in the morning.


chick are really obsesses these days with being skinny. they take it too far though.


what happened to shapely woman ? plus you start losing too much weight there go the boobs. alot of chicks are missing it in that area today. not to mention no hips or ass either.

[Jimmy Jingles]

[bru87tr]

dont look like the same boobs in both pics(boob job?) and she obviously starved herself to get a shape as she has ribs in the first pic and none in the second. ribs are not attractive.

I have seen a picture of her without makeup and she is nasty!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bru87tr
dont look like the same boobs in both pics(boob job?) and she obviously starved herself to get a shape as she has ribs in the first pic and none in the second. ribs are not attractive.

I have seen a picture of her without makeup and she is nasty!

I tought the exact same thing (about the boobs)... but didn't dare writing it...

My ex-boss sat next to her and her badly raised kid (so she said) in a V.I.P. lounge of an airport
and said she was hardly recognisable and extremely skeletic!

[Millermoos]

lifestyle. Yes I do agree with this but we also meet more people beacuse of travelling, people in previous generations did not travel as much as we do now.
In some cases divorce is actually a good thing people in previous generations where stuck with each other till death. Is good to have a way out if things get nasty.
Millermoos

[mads1011]

hey people just want to thank all of you for your advice. I am sorry that i took so long to reply. It has been a tough time. I was thinking of cheating and I did not. We talked and started to have sex again. You all had great advice I thank all of you. It is true , honesty is the way to go and talking helps too. We have been to gether 20 years 13 married with 2 sons and I know the grass is not greener next door. Rock ON

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by mads1011
hey people just want to thank all of you for your advice. I am sorry that i took so long to reply. It has been a tough time. I was thinking of cheating and I did not. We talked and started to have sex again. You all had great advice I thank all of you. It is true , honesty is the way to go and talking helps too. We have been to gether 20 years 13 married with 2 sons and I know the grass is not greener next door. Rock ON

I always say that where there is true love and strong will, almost anything can be worked out...

[Nickdfresh]

Is this a JCook alias?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by mads1011
We have been to gether 20 years 13 married with 2 sons and I know the grass is not greener next door. Rock ON

sure?



reminds me of the frank drebbin scene...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by mads1011
Do you tell the woman that you are about to get involved with that you are married or no? Should you wait until she ask or what if she don't ask. help out a bro, bro's

You should definitely tell her.

And if she hasn't figured it out, you should also tell her that you

are retarded.