Ted Nugent new frontman for Van Halen?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by glb01
Ted Rules!

Wango tango this fuck nuts!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Wango tango this fuck nuts!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS I'VE SEEN IN A LOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!

[bueno bob]

Well, Ted DID write a good autobiographical song I liked...it was a really in depth look at his persona, his career, his ego, just a great self examination of himself, I believe it was called "Wang Dang (I'm a) Sweet Poontang"...

Remember that one? Big hit with the Hagar crowd...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS I'VE SEEN IN A LOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!

Thank you, check out #4 in here....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...940#post188940

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, Ted DID write a good autobiographical song I liked...it was a really in depth look at his persona, his career, his ego, just a great self examination of himself, I believe it was called "Wang Dang (I'm a) Sweet Poontang"...

Remember that one? Big hit with the Hagar crowd...

I can see why.

[bru87tr]

ya I am sure ed would want a lead guitarist in his band.

his ego is way bigger than daves, you think they would get along? never happen.

[Kristy]

He was a "guest star" on Aqua Teen Hunger Force a couple of weeks back. He does look a lot like Jesus.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Kristy
He was a "guest star" on Aqua Teen Hunger Force a couple of weeks back. He does look a lot like Jesus.

If you ask him, he will tell you he IS Jesus.

[classicdude]

Sorry folks, but I had to sit through the Long Road to Cabo to keep the peace with the g.f. Aside from being a Michael Anthony/Sammy Hagar anal love fest, it also features an appearance by Ted Nugent. I love the Nuge's music, his passion, his patriotism, but the guy sounded like a pissy sunday-school teacher ragging on David Lee Roth for smoking with Kid Rock. I don't think he would ever end up as lead singer for Van Halen.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by manwiththedogs
Sorry guys, but Uncle Ted shot his wad in 1977. The dude has not had a single original idea in his thick, draft dodging, right wing conservative leaning pin-shaped head since.

Yeah!!!!!! Where's that great white buffalo now? Good to see he's a card carrying Republican NOW! I remember Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, and Reagan jumping on the "Nug" bandwagon back in the day. He's just an old man looking after his investments now.

[NightProwler]

ted nugent is a cowardly, draft-dodging, child molesting, adulterer. he'd fit right in with eddie and shemp.

All talk, no walk.

[flappo]

such a big man , ted is

as long as he's got an ak-47 , a sherman tank and a bag of grenades and his quarry is a vicious creature like a wombat

[jeando]

Originally posted by Panamark
Thats not what I hve read. I read that he used to pick off a couple of birds each morning just for the fun of it. I have no problem with hunting for food. I just dont like killing animals for the sake of killing. I used to do this myself as a young un, then one day I suddenly realized how repulsive and cruel it was. You could say I was "reborn" at that momemt. No probs with hunting for food when you can neither afford it, or its part of your lifestyle, but the kill for the sake of the kill. Thats wrong. If man cant figure that out, we are all fucked.

Now that's why you got my vote I like the way you think and write......you're no dumb fuck, I love that in a man

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Nugent in Van Halen?

Oh, please, can I puke in your front yard??

I know! How about Tommy Shaw sing for Van Halen? Or maybe Eric Martin? Or maybe Andrew W.K.? Or maybe Jack Blades? Or maybe Brian Johnson? Or maybe Don Dokken? Or maybe Meat Loaf?



I don't care who you name. THERE IS NO VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH.

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You mean..... Meat Loaf ISN'T the lead singer for Van Halen 2004?

Damn, could have fooled me.