Would EVH radio be a hit?

**rustoffa** · 02-25-2006, 02:53 AM

The Roth radio thing has been beaten to death....highbrow, where are the strippers?, get a new job, etc.

I'm just throwing this out there for no reason....Ed certainly knows how to call a radio show, but could he sucksessfully run one?

Give us your thoughts on this ridiculous premise. What kind of show would it be? Fuck, it might be a slam dunk! Think about it....people would tune in just to see if he's sober! I can see it now....some suit schedules' Carlos Santana for an interview! Riveting discussion of tablature and exotic wood just goes downhill in a hurry. Would it be a ratings coo-day-gra when Ed finally calls Carlos a spic faggot and thumps a cigarette @ his kangol bald cap?

Maybe Jan Hammer would guest-host and get eventually get a keytar shoved up his ass!!!

The possibilities' are endless, not unlike any radio show......

What do YOU think?

**Golden AWe** · 02-25-2006, 06:50 AM

Eddie playing drinking games with other alcoholics would be amazing...

**bueno bob** · 02-25-2006, 06:53 AM

On air bumfight, maybe?

**thome** · 02-25-2006, 10:16 AM

Just a Mike -Re -Fone on a stand on a boom extention placed in the
corner of the studio lowered to 2 ft off the ground grabbing the
silent low lovely humm of Eddie crumpled up in the corner
after stumbling in every morning to sleep it off.

Priceless!

In the background that horrible sound that happens when you mid
solo rageing like a star and the business end of your guitar
cord falls out of its socket and hits the floor the slow un-ending
humm of oops i'm lost in the desert.

Classic!

The exciting Radio Telescope humm of is their life out there.The is this
anything end of the AM Radio squelch the void of the electro magnetic
spectrum whinning from the box.

Pure thinking man's radio!

A Smash hit, i say!

**LoungeMachine** · 02-25-2006, 10:28 AM

My radio doesn't have a slur-filter.

Does Radio Shack carry those?

**DavidLeeNatra** · 02-25-2006, 10:30 AM

may I give you the typical edward van halen interview answer?

"...eh...no..."

**ThrillsNSpills** · 02-25-2006, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Eddie playing drinking games with other alcoholics would be amazing...

Like Quarters Thursday perhaps.

**jslav06** · 02-25-2006, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Eddie playing drinking games with other alcoholics would be amazing...

I don't know about you, but I'd definitely listen to that.

**Wawazat** · 02-25-2006, 11:16 AM

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

**diamondsgirl** · 02-25-2006, 12:33 PM

I know he'd be talking shit about Roth

thats a given

**jslav06** · 02-25-2006, 12:49 PM

I wouldn't be able to listen to his voice. He sounds like a junkie.

**diamondsgirl** · 02-25-2006, 01:00 PM

maybe he would tell us again how sexy Wolfie is...

sorry, but that creeped me out

**bantonelli** · 02-25-2006, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My radio doesn't have a slur-filter.

Does Radio Shack carry those?

LMAO! Classic statement!

**Diamondjimi** · 02-25-2006, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My radio doesn't have a slur-filter.

Does Radio Shack carry those?

LMAO !

BTW...Happy B-Day Kipper !

**Nitro Express** · 02-25-2006, 02:12 PM

Eddie could be the new spokesman for California Rasins. He looks like one. Oh he doesn't eat any. He does like grapes those. For Eddie, Smoking Loon cabernet is a health food.

**DrMaddVibe** · 02-25-2006, 02:15 PM

Perhaps he could give tuba lessons.

Who the hell wants to listen to a half-tounge drunk?

**shaggydoo** · 02-25-2006, 04:00 PM

Damn it, I think I need glasses! Thought this said "Would EVH radio be a shit?"

How many days could you listen to the "Wine and Noodles" hour anyhow? How many , how many, say I?

**DrMaddVibe** · 02-25-2006, 04:02 PM

0!

**Dan** · 02-25-2006, 04:31 PM

EVH Radio.lol

**J-Axe** · 02-25-2006, 11:53 PM

Personally, I'd pay to hear an EVH radio station. Are you boys just pissed off at Ed since the 1985?

**BITEYOASS** · 02-26-2006, 12:05 AM

If ed wound up going stern-style, then he'd probably demonstrate to folks his new 5150 powered vibrating pocket pussy!

**J-Axe** · 02-26-2006, 12:07 AM

When I'm listening to Roth every morning I'm dreaming that it's Ed doing the track blasting.

**Dave's Bitch** · 02-26-2006, 05:55 AM

No, it'd be an absolute disaster.

**J-Axe** · 02-26-2006, 06:06 AM

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
No, it'd be an absolute disaster.

Blasphemy.

**DavidLeeNatra** · 02-26-2006, 07:35 AM

"leeeeeeeeeeeet's get ready to mumble...we proudly present: the eddie van halen radio show...brought to you by smoking loons and philipp morris"

**DrMaddVibe** · 02-26-2006, 08:57 AM

And metal guitar picks...remember kids don't stick them in your mouth...here's Eddie!

"thwank youse. Hows it goin Ameika? Today's fist guests is fom the 80's hit how "One Day At A Time"...Schenide, Pat Haington .

So..Pat...what was Val like to woik with?"

Yeah who wants to listen to that shit!

**DavidLeeNatra** · 02-26-2006, 09:01 AM

**DaLeeRo** · 02-26-2006, 09:38 AM

No way that it would work!!!!

**ELVIS** · 02-27-2006, 12:44 AM

*yawn*

**Lloyd Anger** · 02-27-2006, 10:58 AM

...and then Ed could ask that Schneider guy from One Day At A Time if he ever took Val behind the scenes, stovepiped her, then gave her a protien facial.

Did I say that out loud?

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