The Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
The Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
"If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks
"Carpe Mammarium"
CHAIR!
Twistin' by the pool.
Gotta jump down
Turn around
Pick a bale o' cotton
Gotta jump down
Turn around
Pick a bale o' hay
Oh, Lordy!
Pick a bale o' cotton
Oh, Lordy!
Pick a bale o' hay
Scramby eggs and bacon.
I was born a poor black boy.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/jslav06/pbf.gif
I rule because I make the Rules.
special purpose
These cans are defective!
He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!
St. Louis?
No, Nathan Johnson.
I am somebody!
gratest film of all time !
THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOS ARE HERE!
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this.
I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray.
And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.
And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need.
And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.
And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this.
The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need.
The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
"Get away from those cans!!!"
WTF !
"I'm picking out a thermos for you,
not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos you can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
I'm Picking out a thermos for you.
And maybe a barometer too.
And what else can I buy, so on me you will rely, a rear-end thermometer too."
Navin. I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass!
Hey mister, don't call that dog lifesaver. Call him shithead!
How'd you find me?
I don't know, son. This is the first place we looked.
Bernadette Peters was HOT!!!
But I like the stuff
You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
sir , you're our 13th customer today , you've just won a new oven mat !
Damn these glasses...
Yes Sir, I Damn Thee!
What a Larg thread!
I am SO PROUD of you all!!
It's a PROFIT deal! That takes the pressure off!
Step right up and win some crap!!
Sir, I can fix those.
You can? Well, here, FIX THOSE SUCKERS! Da da!, bom bom bom bom
Die, you random son of a bitch.
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days.
And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days.
And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
Navin: Cover me, Mr. Hartoonian!
Mr. Hartoonain: You're covered!
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!
don't never, ever trust whitey.
I've heard about this......cat juggling.
Well well well...
I really need to go rent this movie. Why don't any of these old comedians do anything funny anymore?Originally posted by jslav06
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this.
I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray.
And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.
And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need.
And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.
And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this.
The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need.
The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
gnaw on it
Navin I'm hitchhiking.
Driver Where are you going?
Navin St. Louis. How far are you going?
Driver To the end of this fence.
Navin O.k. (he gets in the truck) I'm Navin Johnson. What's your name sir?
Driver Here we are!
Navin O.k. Thanks for the company. I hope I can repay you someday.
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 03-01-2006 at 01:37 PM.
How were you supposed to know it was Iron Balls McGinty?
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.
Because they're doing amazing hit comedies like Cheaper by the Dozen 1 and 2.Originally posted by ODShowtime
I really need to go rent this movie. Why don't any of these old comedians do anything funny anymore?
Navin: Shit.....Shinola
Dad: Son, you're gonna be ALL RIGHT.
Navin: Pay to the order of Mrs. Wilbur Stark, one dollar and nine cents! (he licks the envelope closed) Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty, one dollar and nine cents! (Marie walks in) Why are you crying and why are you wearing that old dress?
Marie: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
Navin: What was it?
Marie: The Way We Were. I get it. We've hit bottom.
Navin: No! Maybe you've hit bottom, but I haven't hit bottom yet! I got a ways to go. And I'm gonna to bounce back, and when I do, I'm going to buy a diamond so big it's going to make you puke!
Marie: I don't wanna puke!
No...Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
I am somebody!
"I'm somebody now!"
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