Who ?Else is Not Watching the Shit-Fest None as The Oscars.

**Unchainme** · 03-05-2006, 09:08 AM

What the fuck is the point of this shit?, I get to see Brokedick mountain get 8 nominations, While Movies that kicked major ass this year like Batman Begins, And Revenge Of The Sith get ignored.

Here I'll Give You an Example of What I mean.

2005
Brokeback Mountain - Focus Features - Diana Ossana & James Schamus
Capote - Sony Pictures Classics - Caroline Baron, William Vince, & Michael Ohoven
Crash - Lions Gate - Paul Haggis & Cathy Schulman
Good Night, and Good Luck - Warner Bros. - Grant Heslov
Munich - Universal - Steven Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy & Barry Mendel

I've neve seen ANY of those films, But I bet just about everyone you talk to has seen Revenge Of Sith. So Why The Fuck is the Oscars such a big deal to the TV networks these days? I mean they're treating it like the Super Bowl, But it fucking sucks.

**ULTRAMAN VH** · 03-05-2006, 09:27 AM

I agree, there is no way in hell that I am going to piss away 3 hours of my life, watching hollywood spew it's far left agenda. It is a free country(at the moment) and they have the right to push the movies they want. I have the right to change the channel. I go to the movies to be entertained. There is nothing entertaining about to gay men destroying their families over their homosexual tendancies.
If I want to watch educational programming, than I will stay at home and watch The Discovery Channel or The History Channel. I do not spend 15 dollars to see reality. I go to the movies to get away from reality. The world is a really fucked up place and watching a movie like Batman Begins or Star Wars is a nice break from the world and all it's problems.

**Nickdfresh** · 03-05-2006, 10:02 AM

LOL

I never even know when that stuff is on...

Is it on tonight? I probably will watch. I guess "Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" is up for one, huh? (South Park called the gay cowboy film thing years ago

)

**bueno bob** · 03-05-2006, 11:17 AM

Not me. I haven't watched the Oscars since 1989 and have zero plans to change that habit tonight.

Let Hollywood suck it's own dick all it wants...most of America doesn't care...

**Terry** · 03-05-2006, 11:23 AM

Saw a couple of them that are nominated.

Saw Brokeback Mountain. You take away the homosexual aspect (and even that wasn't all that graphic), it's just a boring love story surrpounded by a bunch of nice scenery. Didn't really think Ledger gave THAT great of a performance.

Saw Good Night and Good Luck. Again, a slow-moving story about an era that was already covered by Hollywood (Guilty By Suspicion). Straitharn was good, but the movie itself was nothing spectacular.

I just have no need to spend my time watching the film industry congradulate itself. Don't care who is wearing what on the red carpet, and have always wondered how you compare different films and performances as to which one was better than another, when they're all after different things. Acting is supposed to be an art form, but Hollywood movies are about commerce, so whatever film grossed the most is the best picture in my book.

About the only film nominated for awards that I wanted to see before it was even mentioned in terms of Oscars is Crash.

**FORD** · 03-05-2006, 01:10 PM

I'll watch the beginning of it, hoping that "Hollywood (or at least Jon Stewart) spews its left wing agenda"

This is the year that they should go after the Idiot Son of an Asshole like a roasted pig at a Hawaiian picnic, and I hope they do exactly that

**flappo** · 03-05-2006, 02:11 PM

if you wanna be a big star in hollywood you gotta learn one thing and one thing only

how to suck the dick

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 04:01 PM

Fuck yeah I'm gonna watch them.

I hope Brokeback wins everything.

Even though I STILL haven't seen it. I've been having way too much fun with the jokes it's granted me for weeks now. They don't get old. lmao

I can't quit you. LMAO!!!

**blonddgirl777** · 03-05-2006, 05:27 PM

I have no intentions in watching that show... never did, never will.

I will certainly buy the "In Style" magasine, afterwards, as they always feature the dress and those are the inspiration for lots of fashion Designers.

I don't care about who's wearing the clothes but they happen to be very important for the fashion industry.
America loves its Stars and also loves to "immitate" them!

Same goes for the M.T.V. awards... (that I don't watch either).

I don't care for Hollywood...

**Terry** · 03-05-2006, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by FORD
I'll watch the beginning of it, hoping that "Hollywood (or at least Jon Stewart) spews its left wing agenda"

This is the year that they should go after the Idiot Son of an Asshole like a roasted pig at a Hawaiian picnic, and I hope they do exactly that

Can't say as I have a problem with Hollywood's 'left wing agenda', myself. Bush and his ilk have their game plan, others have theirs...

...problem is with the exception of Moore, nobody in Hollywood has really come out and gone after Bush at the Oscars. Clooney won't do it because he's too much of a puss to. He'd rather sit there with a smug grin and allude toward how Good Night and Good Luck reminds us of the times we now live in, rather than being a man and just coming out and fucking saying it.

**Nickdfresh** · 03-05-2006, 06:37 PM

I'll watch a little, mainly for JON STEWART, who WILL go after BUSH, and just about everyone else...

**Nickdfresh** · 03-05-2006, 08:13 PM

Is it me, or is Jon STEWART sort of bombing?

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:16 PM

Sorry 'bout the dupe thread. I'll chime in here!

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:17 PM

Matt Dillon.

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:20 PM

Welp, Clooney can go get a new stylist and campaign for best actor birthed by a singing whore!

**LoungeMachine** · 03-05-2006, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Not me. I haven't watched the Oscars since 1989 and have zero plans to change that habit tonight.

So the rumors ARE true......

You're Woody Allen

I fucking knew it

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Matt Dillon.

Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud. Wish that dude would've won cos Crash was stellar. I've always liked Dillon goin' back to The Outsiders (killer flick) and My Bodyguard.

John Stewart's pretty funny too. I lmao @ the Cheney joke.

That gay cowboy western spoof was hilarious.

**LoungeMachine** · 03-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud.

LMMFAO

Welcome to my sig, maxi

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

Welcome to my sig, maxi

SWEET!!!

I can't quit Matt neither.

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Terry
...problem is with the exception of Moore, nobody in Hollywood has really come out and gone after Bush at the Oscars. Clooney won't do it because he's too much of a puss to. He'd rather sit there with a smug grin and allude toward how Good Night and Good Luck reminds us of the times we now live in, rather than being a man and just coming out and fucking saying it.

That's silly.

So Clooney should have said "thank you and George Bush is a cunt"?

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:27 PM

Welp, it's getting edgier. Ben Stiller is a comedic god. Nice Spielberg joke!

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:28 PM

Hmmm

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
That's silly.

So Clooney should have said "thank you and George Bush is a cunt"?

Naw, he should have said, "I created the comb-forward. Juiliana Mayonnaise helped me out."

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:30 PM

There should be a big 'Childrens Film Awards Show' for Unchainme, Bueno Bob and the rest.

It's just not faaaair...

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Naw, he should have said, "I created the comb-forward. Juiliana Mayonnaise helped me out."

Is he going bald?

I fucking hope so, bastard...

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

If Wallace and Gromit doesn't get this then it will be a disgrace...

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

It's not a disgrace!

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:35 PM

Check out Naomi Watts! She borrowed a shroud!

**Nickdfresh** · 03-05-2006, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud. Wish that dude would've won cos Crash was stellar. I've always liked Dillon goin' back to The Outsiders (killer flick) and My Bodyguard.

John Stewart's pretty funny too. I lmao @ the Cheney joke.

That gay cowboy western spoof was hilarious.

STEWART has improved. He needed to lighten up a bit, he initially looked like he was puckering up, holding back a mudslide of diarrhea...

His comment on Clooney's win, "that could get a guy laid..." was hysterical...

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:37 PM

Would you fuck Dolly?

She's 60 that's fucked up...

**Nickdfresh** · 03-05-2006, 08:42 PM

She's not bad at all for her age, though she's had more lifts than an elevator operator.

I remember gawking at those gigundis hooters when I lusting after them only for the milk....

**rustoffa** · 03-05-2006, 08:43 PM

Fuck, gimme a Cher/Dolly sandwich. They could film it!

Me: "I can't quit either one of you!"

Cher: "Why?

Dolly: "Yeah, why?"

Me: "I don't wanna drown in two big buckets' of water!"

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:47 PM

She's too good for her age. It's creepy...

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:48 PM

'I'd like to thank my life partner'?

What the fuck is a 'life partner...is that like one of the 40% of marriages that work...?

**Nickdfresh** · 03-05-2006, 08:49 PM

Jennifer ANNISTON...

Way-overrated, but I find her strangely attractive in a sultry sort of way...

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 08:50 PM

I don't care what anyone says, I think Jennifer Aniston 'tis fuckin' hot. She said that she came on the "red carpet" too and that's pretty fuckin' hot.

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
'I'd like to thank my life partner'?

It means that they are a sissypants.

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

MAXIMUS!!!

**Seshmeister** · 03-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Oh god it's that pretentious prick Crowe.

He needs a good kicking...

**MAX** · 03-05-2006, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Oh god it's that pretentious prick Crowe.

He needs a good kicking...

Hey now...

He's the gladiator, man. :p

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