Has Rikk ever been laid?

Boner Bob · 03-15-2006, 12:18 PM

Has Rikk ever had sex?

**BigBadQueerzo** · 03-15-2006, 12:23 PM

By sex, I mean take it in the ass, like I do every day at my effeminent law clerk job...

Boner Bob · 03-15-2006, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by BigBadQueerzo
By sex, I mean take it in the ass, like I do every day at my effeminent law clerk job...

Yuck yuck yer funny yuck yuck.

**BigBadQueerzo** · 03-15-2006, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Boner Bob
Yuck yuck yer funny yuck yuck.

I wasn't actually joking just then. Stick with me 'other half' of schitzoid personality...

**bueno bob** · 03-15-2006, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Boner Bob
Yuck yuck yer funny yuck yuck.

So are you. Yuck yuck.

Shithead - go ban yourself.

**Bill Lumbergh** · 03-15-2006, 02:12 PM

It's common knowledge that he's fucked EVERYONE in the Pen........all except Bob of course, what a cold fucking fish

**bueno bob** · 03-15-2006, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
It's common knowledge that he's fucked EVERYONE in the Pen........all except Bob of course, what a cold fucking fish

I'm somewhat prudish.

Sorry.

**Golden AWe** · 03-15-2006, 02:19 PM

Yeah, Rikk's not a virgin, he's gay.

So am I. So are most of the people on this site!

It's common knowledge! Why all these unfunnee threads?

**bueno bob** · 03-15-2006, 02:21 PM

I know NAMBLA's public image has fallen on hard times lately, but coming to our site for hookups seems a bit of a reach.

**Golden AWe** · 03-15-2006, 02:23 PM

SMASHING!!!

**Mr Grimsdale** · 03-15-2006, 02:27 PM

this is not a proper poll

a proper poll always has a final option that reads "FUCK OFF GRIMSDALE"

**Golden AWe** · 03-15-2006, 02:28 PM

Exactly exactly.

**Mr Grimsdale** · 03-16-2006, 06:19 PM

i wanna tell you a stooooory

The Radiator · 03-16-2006, 06:22 PM

I did him a few times, great lube job.
I've also seen him with several of the sheep.

**Mr Grimsdale** · 03-16-2006, 06:24 PM

i'm utterly butterly

**Nickdfresh** · 03-16-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by The Radiator
I did him a few times, great lube job.
I've also seen him with several of the sheep.

The real question is: Have you boiled any of his pets?

**Mr Grimsdale** · 03-17-2006, 12:46 PM

i've boiled his pants

**Golden AWe** · 03-17-2006, 01:23 PM

i'm nibbling my nipples dude

**Cathedral** · 03-18-2006, 02:16 PM

Yes, and he's got the smelly pussy stories to prove it, lmmfao.

That's twice i've found a place i can use that info, tee hee...here's spew in yer eye!

**Rikk** · 03-31-2010, 03:37 AM

I wonder what pussy tastes like.

**Panamark** · 03-31-2010, 03:54 AM

Originally Posted by Rikk

I wonder what pussy tastes like.

Anchovies

True dat !

**Golden AWe** · 03-31-2010, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Rikk

I wonder what pussy tastes like.

Your tongue's aching from too much vaginal licking you don't remember it anymore...

**Rikk** · 03-31-2010, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Golden AWe

Your tongue's aching from too much vaginal licking you don't remember it anymore...

I have pubic stubble callouses on my tongue. I can now no longer even enjoy the taste of my own shit.

**binnie** · 03-31-2010, 12:34 PM

^^^^^

Wrong in just about every way possible.....

**Va Beach VH Fan** · 03-31-2010, 01:23 PM

Someone pls move this....

**Va Beach VH Fan** · 03-31-2010, 01:25 PM

Oops, guess I gotta.... To NON...

**Blackflag** · 03-31-2010, 02:30 PM

This thread has all the telltale signs of a mancrush.

**Hardrock69** · 03-31-2010, 02:35 PM

You would know, homo-boi.

**Blackflag** · 03-31-2010, 02:36 PM

Speaking of which, here comes another of my not-so-secret admirers.

**Golden AWe** · 03-31-2010, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Rikk

I have pubic stubble callouses on my tongue. I can now no longer even enjoy the taste of my own shit.

Try pouring some chilli and sour grape on it. Then lick some shite.

**Rikk** · 03-31-2010, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Golden AWe

Try pouring some chilli and sour grape on it. Then lick some shite.

You ever mix soy sauce with diarrhea?

**Reverberator** · 03-31-2010, 05:52 PM

He only drinks spunk.

**Blackflag** · 03-31-2010, 05:53 PM

This thread started out gay, then just took a turn for the worse.

**Reverberator** · 03-31-2010, 05:59 PM

You love it.

**Blackflag** · 03-31-2010, 06:31 PM

You got me.

**WARF** · 03-31-2010, 06:41 PM

I think we need to re-name the hitchworld forum into the dumpmeisters forum...

**Rikk** · 03-31-2010, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by WARF

I think we need to re-name the hitchworld forum into the dumpmeisters forum...

Actually, I think this is 100% correct. This has been a long time coming.

**Reverberator** · 04-02-2010, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by WARF

I think we need to re-name the hitchworld forum into the dumpmeisters forum...

Yep ....I think so too.

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