It actually sucks being drunk when...

[Steve Savicki]

You use your own body to put out cigarettes!

http://www.forumplanet.com/planetneverwinter/topic.asp?fid=6460&tid=1780133&p=1

Fu©k! Is it even possible to get THAT drunk?!?!?!

[Seshmeister]

It was posted on an internet geek board. He probably had a small glass of cider while watching Star Trek reruns...

[bueno bob]

I did it. I still have a scar on top of my left hand for my efforts. I'll post a pic of it sometime.

[Lindsay Lohan]

omg, i totally LOVE being drunk! lmao! i get so horny and silly when i'm drunk! lol! rofl! i like totally get wild and crazy and stuff! i love it! especially when i get laid, which is like ALWAYS, DUH! lmao!

[Hardrock69]

Hey, here is Debbie Harry using her own body to put out a cigarrette....

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan
omg, i totally LOVE being drunk! lmao! i get so horny and silly when i'm drunk! lol! rofl! i like totally get wild and crazy and stuff! i love it! especially when i get laid, which is like ALWAYS, DUH! lmao!

Shit...you are always silly!

[Hardrock69]

.

[flappo]

..when you run out of booze

[Matt White]

The "Dreaded Whiskey Nut"