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  1. 03-21-2006, 02:34 PM #1
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    I shoved a jellied eel up the Queen mums arse.

    I'm in the Tower of Larndon for ten fackin' years .

    Fack orf .
    I love pie n' mash , do you ?
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  2. 03-21-2006, 02:41 PM #2
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    You stupid cant .
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
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  3. 03-21-2006, 02:50 PM #3
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    This is ridiculous!
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
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  4. 03-21-2006, 02:57 PM #4
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    that rude boy is back!
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?
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  5. 03-22-2006, 12:49 AM #5
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    Keep an eye on him....
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  6. 03-22-2006, 02:57 PM #6
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    I don't like his attitude .
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  7. 03-22-2006, 04:08 PM #7
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    he's obviously from a council estate
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  8. 03-22-2006, 10:27 PM #8
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    It's true!
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  9. 03-22-2006, 10:28 PM #9
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    He is rude!
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  10. 03-22-2006, 10:28 PM #10
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    And a bit uncultured!
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  11. 03-23-2006, 03:25 AM #11
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    I find the old chap rather remarkable.

    But he is a cunt.
    Twistin' by the pool.
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  12. 03-23-2006, 11:01 AM #12
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    He's a rascal for sure...but he's very clean.
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  13. 03-23-2006, 03:24 PM #13
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    he's a ruffian!

    i blame his parents
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  14. 03-24-2006, 03:00 AM #14
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    What this world needs is more adult supervision.
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  15. 03-24-2006, 08:36 AM #15
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    Or more capital punishement!!!
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  16. 03-24-2006, 01:21 PM #16
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    that cockney cant needs to serve in the army

    that's what these children need

    discipline!
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  17. 03-25-2006, 05:16 AM #17
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    Right you are, Grim.
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  18. 03-26-2006, 03:36 PM #18
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    CRack that whip!!!
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  19. 03-26-2006, 03:43 PM #19
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    beat beat beat

    see, he hasn't come back!
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  20. 03-26-2006, 05:31 PM #20
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    Fack orf .
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  21. 03-26-2006, 10:10 PM #21
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    The Merry Prankster!!!
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  22. 03-27-2006, 02:13 PM #22
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    that rude young man has come back

    somebody call the police
    somebody call his parents!
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  23. 03-28-2006, 12:52 PM #23
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    Then call the Vicker!!!
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  24. 03-28-2006, 03:06 PM #24
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    and fist his daughters!
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  25. 03-29-2006, 05:35 PM #25
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    Originally posted by Matt White
    Then call the Vicker!!!
    Has the man of the cloth got a sinus complaint ?
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  26. 03-29-2006, 05:57 PM #26
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    A Cha-cha cha®!!!
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  27. 03-30-2006, 03:33 AM #27
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    What a grand development!
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  28. 03-30-2006, 01:25 PM #28
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    Originally posted by Reverberator
    Has the man of the cloth got a sinus complaint ?
    hahahaha
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  29. 03-31-2006, 12:03 AM #29
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    What a woofter!!!
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  30. 03-31-2006, 03:29 AM #30
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    This is one of the outright rudest threads I've ever seen.

    I'm ashamed.
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  31. 03-31-2006, 11:52 AM #31
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    HA!!!

    It's just right then....
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  32. 03-31-2006, 12:42 PM #32
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    this must be stopped

    cockney cant must be banned or at the very least made a senior politician
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    I think he needs to be Project Manager for Wembley .

    Cockney Cant's a cant but at least he can finish .

    Fack orf .
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    he's the hugh hefner of hounslow.
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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    The "Bane of Brisbane"
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    where am i?
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    "You are now in Sing Sing..."
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    And looking over a four leaf clover...
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    i'm masturbating over her tits
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    An awesome move...
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