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    how do i get my "roth army" status up

    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
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    Originally posted by Warham
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    "how do i get my "roth army" status up?"

    1.) Go out and by all 6 CLASSIC VAN HALEN cds.

    2.) Listen to the 6-pack around the clock for two weeks.

    3.) Buy a copy of CRAZY FROM THE HEAT from AMAZON.com, read in under 1 weeks time.

    4.) Buy every DAVID LEE ROTH solo cd. Listen repeatedly.

    The rest will take it's course naturally.

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    Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
    Your "sammy rules, DLR Sucks" tag line will go a long way here.

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    Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get back stage to a sam hagar concert and get his little penis up,like what have i gotta do, do i grab sams weiner and offer myself to him or what not

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt White
    [B] "how do i get my "roth army" status up?"

    1.) Go out and by all 6 CLASSIC VAN HALEN cds.

    2.) Listen to the 6-pack around the clock for two weeks.

    3.) Buy a copy of CRAZY FROM THE HEAT from AMAZON.com, read in under 1 weeks time.

    4.) Buy every DAVID LEE ROTH solo cd. Listen repeatedly.

    1. Got them all.....im my cd changer as we speak
    2. All Dave all the time
    3. A awesome read...good insight...funny stuff
    4. Did it...thought some were ok and others sucked....
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    Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
    Take out your "Red Rocked Tampon".

    Stop blowing Sammy.

    Brush your teeth.

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    ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool

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    She realised that she didn't stand a chance here!

    She's a smart one!

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    Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
    See David Lee Roth live fucknuts!!

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Thorman
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    Originally posted by Matt White
    "how do i get my "roth army" status up?"

    1. Got them all.....im my cd changer as we speak
    2. All Dave all the time
    3. A awesome read...good insight...funny stuff
    4. Did it...thought some were ok and others sucked....
    Quit polishin' Spam's.........."apple", and maybe you'll get some respect around here. AND meet some stellar people.

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    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool
    Wow, you're easy bitch. Aren't you glad you came to your senses?

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    Yea,Dimond dave forever

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    Give the girl a break.

    She doesn't know what Classic Van Halen was like... she's only 15...

    I'm sure after listening to Fair Warning, she will long forget about Sammy Hagar!!!

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    Originally posted by WARF
    Give the girl a break.

    She doesn't know what Classic Van Halen was like... she's only 15...

    I'm sure after listening to Fair Warning, she will long forget about Sammy Hagar!!!
    She's only 15?!??!! I SWEAR, OFFICER, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!
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    Originally posted by Matt White
    Quit polishin' Spam's.........."apple", and maybe you'll get some respect around here. AND meet some stellar people.
    Originally posted by Matt White
    Quit polishin' Spam's.........."apple", and maybe you'll get some respect around here. AND meet some stellar people.
    Your a stoner...

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    Originally posted by Thorman
    Your a stoner...
    And Y-O-U'R-E a dime tryin' to hold up a dollar. Your dog & pony show is startin' to radiate a familiar stench.

    Mess with the bull......................................

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    whats a stoner?

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    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool
    someone has finally decided to run with us...

    your trustworthyness is still in question however...

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    Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
    becoming a dump mistress helps a lot.

    moving to finland funland does you very good too.
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    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool
    This dumb bitch pulled this same thing in a different thread yesterday. Maybe she wants to brag how a Sammy fan rose through the ranks of the Roth Army.

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    Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
    A lot of people will tell you that you need to post to get your Roth Army status to raise. I'm here to tell you that this is complete BS, posting does not matter at all.


    The only way I know of to raise your Roth Army status is to change your user name to "Dr. Love's Bitch".


    That's the honest truth.
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    Re: Re: how do i get my "roth army" status up

    Originally posted by Dr. Love
    A lot of people will tell you that you need to post to get your Roth Army status to raise. I'm here to tell you that this is complete BS, posting does not matter at all.


    The only way I know of to raise your Roth Army status is to change your user name to "Dr. Love's Bitch".


    That's the honest truth.
    Maybe you should change yours to "Fifteen will get you Twenty Love!"

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    eh?

    Ah shit.

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    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not
    You don't. No such thing here
    There are those that do and those that don't. Those that didn't see what those that did had done and wish they had especially when "She looked so F#*kin GOOD"

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    Fuck Sammy Hagar, his tequila tates like shit!
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    Didn't realize Sammy's Bitch was only fifteen. Guess I'll hold off on calling her a dumb bitch for a little while longer.

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