Roller Derby Revival

[Angel]

Okay folks, roller derby is making a comeback, and I've just joined a league.

Roller Girls

Spunky Motha, Lethal Strawberry, Evil Shenanigans, Donna Doom, Blue Moon, Stiletto Bandit, Pussy Willow and Princess Kara are some of the names. I'm considering Angel O' Destruction, but am open to suggestions. I'll shortlist the best 3 or 4 and then run a poll to select the final name.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Angel
Okay folks, roller derby is making a comeback, and I've just joined a league.

Roller Girls

Spunky Motha, Lethal Strawberry, Evil Shenanigans, Donna Doom, Blue Moon, Stiletto Bandit, Pussy Willow and Princess Kara are some of the names. I'm considering Angel O' Destruction, but am open to suggestions. I'll shortlist the best 3 or 4 and then run a poll to select the final name.

How about "Toothless Tyrant?"

[Angel]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
How about "Toothless Tyrant?"

I need some bouts before that one will work. I have great teeth (for now).

[ALinChainz]

Angel Lee Roth?



Might get ya Dave's show ...

[PumpedUpMidget]

Is Raquel Welch involved?

[Angel]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Angel Lee Roth?



Might get ya Dave's show ...

I thought about that, but it's not MEAN enough, and how many would actually get it?

[Angel]

Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
Is Raquel Welch involved?

We DO have a domanitrix (sp?) and an exotic dancer...

[PumpedUpMidget]

Roller derby women, for the most part, are hotter than hell.

[Angel]

Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
Roller derby women, for the most part, are hotter than hell.

That's one reason why I joined. Although, damn, there are some butt uglies too, but they can beat the shit out of you in one punch.

It's a great way to get rid of the aggressions that pile up after spending too much time on David Lee Roth fan boards!

[ALinChainz]

Angel "Holy" Roller

[Angel]

Okay, that's getting added to the list, I do like that one.

[Angel]

and the winning name is.....

[Switch84]

That's cooler than the copyrighted one I had for ya, Roth Broad...

[Big Troubles]

Sweet! That's so hot. I always wanted to be the ref, get up close to the action!

[Big Troubles]

I love this quote

" could also lapse into WWE wrestling. Especially given that Sour Cherry seems to like the idea of a penalty wheel, "manned" by a Dominatrix."

[Angel]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Sweet! That's so hot. I always wanted to be the ref, get up close to the action!

Well, looks like I'm now a ref. Not that that's a bad thing... there are some EXTREMELY HOT ladies in the derby world, and it will break my heart to have to tear them apart and carry one away...

Can't find any fucking cardiologists lousy enough to give the okay for a pacemaker recipient to play full-contact sports. (Granted, if my pacer takes a blow, it can fuck up the leads, and I would be dead within minutes).

So, "Angel 0' Destruction" is out, "Guardian Angel" the blonde bombshell ref is in. Of course, I pledge that I will not show ANY favouritism towards the Canuck teams once we start taking on some of the US teams.

[guwapo_rocker]

Remember Skinny Minnie Miller??

[Angel]

Hell yeah! One of the greatest jammers ever! (That's the position I wanted, I'm small and fast too)

[Redballjets88]

stormin mormon